Spinach Inquisition - User contributions [en]

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T21:23:14Z

Miyuki: /* Origin Story */

== Origin Story ==
=== Part I: The Entrance ===
A dark and stormy night, 
lit only by the dim glow 
of coin, passing 
from one dirty hand 
to a dirtier hand. 

Nothing more exciting 
than a good story, but 
even dust bunnies 
could perk my pointy ears up 
tonight. 

That is to say, 
I am bored 
out of my fucking mind. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Without drama, 
yet, the mood transformed 
with his first step. 

Broad shouldered and 
more confident than a torero facing down 
his bull. Eyes locked 
and walking my way, waving 
a red flag 
into the path of unknown danger. 

That is to say, 
he did not look boring. 

=== Part II: The Party ===

Muddy blobs of color 
as if I were nearsighted 
and had forgotten my spectacles 
beside my bed that morning. 

Indistinct voices swallowing 
my head, drowning 
my senses and spinning 
me dizzy 
with numbness, 
with elation, 
without a care in the world 
except for Him. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Sweeping 
me off my feet yet again 
and into another party. 

Dice clattering against felt, 
glasses clinking, and 
laughter erupting 
from my chest, 
surprising even myself. 

Heart swollen, 
I have never wanted more. 

=== Part III: The Curse ===
A rooftop, 
slick with dew and grime, 
a metaphor 
for this ugly city 
and its ugly deeds.

I know you, 
he whispered 
sweetly yet dripping, no, 
soaked in venom. 

Shit. 

He knows me. 

Shit. 

It's Him. 
It's always 
Him. He, 
who grabs me by the horns 
and, with barely an ounce of strength, 
shatters me against a wall. 

Arms entangled, grasping 
at flesh, groping 
for an advantage. 

Flashes of silver 
slick with poison. 

His back leans 
against the sticky summer air 
and nothing else. 

You could never do it. 
You love me too much. 

Heels on the edge. 
Hubris. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. The aroma 
hurtling away from me 
as I extended my arm, 
panicked. 

His smirk, 
which I can still see 
as clearly as I felt 
the pain seizing my arm. 

Needles piercing 
hundreds of thousands microscopic holes 
from the tip of my fingers 
to my shoulder. A stark contrast to 
His peaceful descent 
hundreds of feet below 
into the unknowing fog. 

=== Part V: The Epilogue ===

He used to tell me 
that I could never escape. 
That we were fated. 
That he would always find me. 

I do not hide. 
I swear this time 
I will find you first.

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T21:22:42Z

Miyuki: /* Origin Story */

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T21:22:23Z

Miyuki: /* Origin Story */

== Origin Story ==
=== Part I: The Entrance ===
A dark and stormy night, 
lit only by the dim glow 
of coin, passing 
from one dirty hand 
to a dirtier hand. 

Nothing more exciting 
than a good story, but 
even dust bunnies 
could perk my pointy ears up 
tonight. 

That is to say, 
I am bored 
out of my fucking mind. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Without drama, 
yet, the mood transformed 
with his first step. 

Broad shouldered and 
more confident than a torero facing down 
his bull. Eyes locked 
and walking my way, waving 
a red flag 
into the path of unknown danger. 

That is to say, 
he did not look boring. 

=== Part II: The Party ===

Muddy blobs of color 
as if I were nearsighted 
and had forgotten my spectacles 
beside my bed that morning. 

Indistinct voices swallowing 
my head, drowning 
my senses and spinning 
me dizzy 
with numbness, 
with elation, 
without a care in the world 
except for Him. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Sweeping 
me off my feet yet again 
and into another party. 

Dice clattering against felt, 
glasses clinking, and 
laughter erupting 
from my chest, 
surprising even myself. 

Heart swollen, 
I have never wanted more. 

=== Part III: The Curse ===
A rooftop, 
slick with dew and grime, 
a metaphor 
for this ugly city 
and its ugly deeds.

I know you, 
he whispered 
sweetly yet dripping, no, 
soaked in venom. 

Shit. 

He knows me. 

Shit. 

It's Him. 
It's always 
Him. He, 
who grabs me by the horns 
and, with barely an ounce of strength, 
shatters me against a wall. 

Arms entangled, grasping 
at flesh, groping 
for an advantage. 

Flashes of silver 
slick with poison. 

His back leans 
against the sticky summer air 
and nothing else. 

You could never do it. 
You love me too much. 

Heels on the edge. 
Hubris. 

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. The aroma 
hurtling away from me 
as I extended my arm, 
panicked. 

His smirk, 
which I can still see 
as clearly as I felt 
the pain seizing my arm. 

Needles piercing 
hundreds of thousands microscopic holes 
from the tip of my fingers 
to my shoulder. A stark contrast to 
His peaceful descent 
hundreds of feet below 
into the unknowing fog. 

Part V: The Epilogue

He used to tell me 
that I could never escape. 
That we were fated. 
That he would always find me. 

I do not hide. 
I swear this time 
I will find you first.

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T21:20:53Z

Miyuki: /* Origin Story */

== Origin Story ==
=== Part I: The Entrance ===
A dark and stormy night, 
lit only by the dim glow 
of coin, passing 
from one dirty hand 
to a dirtier hand. 

Nothing more exciting 
than a good story, but 
even dust bunnies 
could perk my pointy ears up 
tonight.

That is to say, 
I am bored 
out of my fucking mind.

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Without drama, 
yet, the mood transformed 
with his first step.

Broad shouldered and 
more confident than a torero facing down 
his bull. Eyes locked 
and walking my way, waving 
a red flag 
into the path of unknown danger.

That is to say, 
he did not look boring.

=== Part II: The Party ===

Muddy blobs of color 
as if I were nearsighted 
and had forgotten my spectacles 
beside my bed that morning.

Indistinct voices swallowing 
my head, drowning 
my senses and spinning 
me dizzy 
with numbness, 
with elation, 
without a care in the world 
except for Him.

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. Sweeping 
me off my feet yet again 
and into another party.

Dice clattering against felt, 
glasses clinking, and 
laughter erupting 
from my chest, 
surprising even myself.

Heart swollen, 
I have never wanted more.

=== Part III: The Curse ===
A rooftop, 
slick with dew and grime, 
a metaphor 
for this ugly city 
and its ugly deeds.

I know you, 
he whispered 
sweetly yet dripping, no, 
soaked in venom. 

Shit.

He knows me.

Shit.

It's Him. 
It's always 
Him. He, 
who grabs me by the horns 
and, with barely an ounce of strength, 
shatters me against a wall.

Arms entangled, grasping 
at flesh, groping 
for an advantage.

Flashes of silver 
slick with poison.

His back leans 
against the sticky summer air 
and nothing else.

You could never do it. 
You love me too much. 

Heels on the edge. 
Hubris.

Leather, rusted copper, 
and musk. The aroma 
hurtling away from me 
as I extended my arm, 
panicked.

His smirk, 
which I can still see 
as clearly as I felt 
the pain seizing my arm.

Needles piercing 
hundreds of thousands microscopic holes 
from the tip of my fingers 
to my shoulder. A stark contrast to 
His peaceful descent 
hundreds of feet below 
into the unknowing fog.

Part V: The Epilogue
He used to tell me 
that I could never escape. 
That we were fated. 
That he would always find me.

I do not hide. 
I swear this time 
I will find you first.

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T18:49:37Z

Miyuki: /* Origin Story */

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T15:21:05Z

Miyuki: /* Part I: The Entrance */

Lady Noire

2020-03-13T15:17:04Z

Miyuki: Created page with "== Origin Story == === Part I: The Entrance === A dark and stormy night, lit only by the dim glow of coin, passing from one dirty hand to a dirtier hand. Nothing more excit..."

== Origin Story ==
=== Part I: The Entrance ===
A dark and stormy night,
lit only by the dim glow
of coin, passing
from one dirty hand
to a dirtier hand.

Nothing more exciting
than a good story, but
even dust bunnies
could perk my pointy ears up
tonight.

That is to say,
I am bored
out of my fucking mind.

Leather, rusted copper,
and musk. Without drama,
yet, the mood transformed
with his first step.

Broad shouldered and
more confident than a torero facing down
his bull. Eyes locked
and walking my way, waving
a red flag
into the path of unknown danger.

That is to say,
he did not look boring.

Eberron:Characters

2020-03-13T15:15:40Z

Miyuki:

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Characters ==
* [[Lifeward|Lifeward, a Cleric of Vol]]
* [[Lady Noire|Lady Noire, Investigative Journalist]]

== Dead Characters ==
* [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Deuxlette]]
* [[Dale O'Hale]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Garret d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Stan O'Hardigan ]]
* [[Steve Standerson/Steve Standerstone]]
* [[Corn-Chan]]

== Religions ==
* [[Cult of the Corn]]

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:19:27Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==
Dale O'Hale grew up on a commune of Earth Genasi and their mortal hippie lovers. The commune, known as the Corn Haven, was comprised of several thousands of acres of corn-land.

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:14:25Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==
Dale O'Hale grew up on a commune of Earth Genasi and their mortal hippie lovers.

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:14:18Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| status = Deceased
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==
Dale O'Hale grew up on a commune of Earth Genasi and their mortal hippie lovers.

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:13:34Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
| status = Deceased
}}

== Early Life ==
Dale O'Hale grew up on a commune of Earth Genasi and their mortal hippie lovers.

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:12:36Z

Miyuki: /* Early Life */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==
Dale O'Hale grew up on a commune of Earth Genasi and their mortal hippie lovers.

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:09:34Z

Miyuki: /* Relationships */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:FarmerDale.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==

== Relationships ==
Until the beginning of his adventures, Dale was not known to be involved in any meaningful relationships with other living beings.

== Prophet of the Corn ==

== Death ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:07:29Z

Miyuki:

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-29T03:06:24Z

Miyuki:

Deuxlette

2020-02-29T03:05:09Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:|280px]]
| caption = ''''
| name = Deuxlette
| birthplace = Mystic Toilet
| gender = ''Feminine-appearing''
| race = Warforged
| class = Rouge
| age = ''Approximately 20 years old''
| job = Sex Toilet
}}

== Early life ==
Like other Warforged, Deuxlette was created during the Last War between 965YK and approximately 995YK, though the exact month and year are unknown. A similar line of sex toilets (colloquially known as the "Toi-Holes") were believed to have been produced in 978YK, suggesting that Deuxlette may have been created around then.

== Personal life ==
Little is known about Deuxlette's life, as she does not open up about her personal life. However, she is known to express jealousy around the new, shinier porcelain toilets that have begun to appear around Sharn.

== Last Known Appearance ==

Corn-Chan

2020-02-29T03:01:10Z

Miyuki: /* Relationships */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-full.png|200px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (front)''
}}

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-sexy-side.png|200px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (back)''
}}

== Relationships ==
Formerly in a relationship with the late Dale O'Hale.

Corn-Chan

2020-02-22T03:25:25Z

Miyuki:

Corn-Chan

2020-02-22T03:25:13Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-full.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (front)''
}}

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-sexy-side.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (back)''
}}

== Relationships ==

Corn-Chan

2020-02-22T03:23:58Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-full.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (front)''
| image = [[Image:Corn-chan-sexy-side.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn-Chan (back)''
}}

== Relationships ==

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T03:17:07Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Symbol_of_the_corn.png|280px]]
| caption = ''Symbol of the Cult of the Corn.''
}}

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
The Blessed bath water of Corn-Chan is required for the Ritual of the Corn. Only official Children of the Corn who are 1) certified Wed to an official Corn-Chan and 2) have consummated their holy marriage with Corn-Chan can produce official Corn-Chan Bath Water.

=== Weddings of the Corn ===

== Children of the Corn ==
Followers of the Cult of the Corn are known as Children of the Corn. To become a Child of the Corn, one must willingly engage in the Ritual of the Corn. While most Children of the Corn are farmers, anyone who is willing to dedicate their lives to Corn-Chan may become a Child of the Corn.

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May Her Silk Open"

== Sources ==
Pillow Icon made by [https://www.flaticon.com/authors/freepik Freepik] from [http://www.flaticon.com www.flaticon.com]

File:Symbol of the corn.png

2020-02-22T03:14:27Z

Miyuki: Miyuki uploaded a new version of File:Symbol of the corn.png

File:Symbol of the corn.png

2020-02-22T03:08:48Z

Miyuki:

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:59:15Z

Miyuki:

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
The Blessed bath water of Corn-Chan is required for the Ritual of the Corn. Only official Children of the Corn who are 1) certified Wed to an official Corn-Chan and 2) have consummated their holy marriage with Corn-Chan can produce official Corn-Chan Bath Water.

=== Weddings of the Corn ===

== Children of the Corn ==
Followers of the Cult of the Corn are known as Children of the Corn. To become a Child of the Corn, one must willingly engage in the Ritual of the Corn. While most Children of the Corn are farmers, anyone who is willing to dedicate their lives to Corn-Chan may become a Child of the Corn.

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May Her Silk Open"

== Sources ==
Pillow Icon made by [https://www.flaticon.com/authors/freepik Freepik] from [http://www.flaticon.com www.flaticon.com]

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:59:08Z

Miyuki:

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
The Blessed bath water of Corn-Chan is required for the Ritual of the Corn. Only official Children of the Corn who are 1) certified Wed to an official Corn-Chan and 2) have consummated their holy marriage with Corn-Chan can produce official Corn-Chan Bath Water.

=== Weddings of the Corn ===

== Children of the Corn ==
Followers of the Cult of the Corn are known as Children of the Corn. To become a Child of the Corn, one must willingly engage in the Ritual of the Corn. While most Children of the Corn are farmers, anyone who is willing to dedicate their lives to Corn-Chan may become a Child of the Corn.

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May Her Silk Open"

== Sources ==
Pillow Icons made by [https://www.flaticon.com/authors/freepik Freepik] from [http://www.flaticon.com www.flaticon.com]

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:53:06Z

Miyuki: /* Children of the Corn */

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:52:32Z

Miyuki: /* Ritual of the Corn */

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
The Blessed bath water of Corn-Chan is required for the Ritual of the Corn. Only official Children of the Corn who are 1) certified Wed to an official Corn-Chan and 2) have consummated their holy marriage with Corn-Chan can produce official Corn-Chan Bath Water.

=== Weddings of the Corn ===

== Children of the Corn ==
Followers of the Cult of the Corn are known as Children of the Corn. To become a Child of the Corn, one must willingly engage in the Ritual of the Corn.

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May Her Silk Open"

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:51:31Z

Miyuki: /* Cult Blessings */

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:51:21Z

Miyuki: /* Children of the Corn */

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:50:06Z

Miyuki: /* Corn-Chan Bath Water */

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:46:35Z

Miyuki: /* Corn-Chan Bath Water */

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
The truly Blessed water of Corn-Chan.
Only official Children of the Corn who are certified Wed to a Corn-Chan can produce Corn-Chan Bath Water.

== Children of the Corn ==

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May the Silk Open"

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:46:03Z

Miyuki: /* Ritual of the Corn */

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==
=== Corn-Chan Bath Water ===
Only official Children of the Corn who are certified Wed to a Corn-Chan can produce Corn-Chan Bath Water.

== Children of the Corn ==

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May the Silk Open"

Cult of the Corn

2020-02-22T02:40:30Z

Miyuki: Created page with "== Corn-Chan == == Ritual of the Corn == == Children of the Corn == == Cult Blessings == * "Praised be the Cob" * "Under Her Kernel" * "Blessed be the Cob" * "May th..."

== Corn-Chan ==

== Ritual of the Corn ==

== Children of the Corn ==

== Cult Blessings ==
* "Praised be the Cob"
* "Under Her Kernel"
* "Blessed be the Cob"
* "May the Silk Open"

Eberron:Characters

2020-02-22T02:38:43Z

Miyuki:

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Player Characters ==
* [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Deuxlette]]
* [[Dale O'Hale]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Garret d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Stan O'Hardigan ]]
* [[Steve Standerson/Steve Standerstone]]
* [[Corn-Chan]]

== Religions ==
* [[Cult of the Corn]]

File:Corn-chan-sexy-side.png

2020-02-20T03:18:25Z

Miyuki:

File:Corn-chan-sexy-side.jpg

2020-02-20T03:12:51Z

Miyuki:

File:Corn-chan-full.png

2020-02-16T04:48:55Z

Miyuki: Miyuki uploaded a new version of File:Corn-chan-full.png

File:Corn-chan-full.png

2020-02-16T04:44:05Z

Miyuki:

File:Corn chan 1.jpg

2020-02-16T03:53:13Z

Miyuki:

Corn-Chan

2020-02-16T03:50:09Z

Miyuki: Created page with "== Relationships =="

== Relationships ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-16T03:49:32Z

Miyuki:

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-16T03:48:16Z

Miyuki:

File:FarmerDale.png

2020-02-16T03:47:44Z

Miyuki:

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-16T03:46:44Z

Miyuki:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:|280px]]
| caption = ''Corn, mmhm.''
| name = Dale O'Hale
| birthplace = Unknown
| gender = Male
| race = Earth Genasi
| class = Warlock
| age = Appears to be in his mid-40s
| job = Corn Farmer
}}

== Early Life ==

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-16T03:44:50Z

Miyuki:

Dale O'Hale

2020-02-16T03:44:41Z

Miyuki: Created page with "== Early Life =="

== Early Life ==

Eberron:Characters

2020-02-16T03:43:24Z

Miyuki: /* Significant NPCs/etc */

Eberron:Characters

2020-02-16T03:42:10Z

Miyuki: /* Player Characters */

Deuxlette

2019-08-23T19:14:39Z

Miyuki: