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2021-02-18T23:22:18Z

Owls:

{{Box-round|title=<big>Welcome to the Worlds of the Spinach Inquisition</big>|This is a wiki that documents the wanderings of our adventuring party, the Spinach Inquisition.

This wiki is readable by the general public, but only certified Spinach Inquisitors and wilted spinach may modify the annals of heroism.

'''If you need access, please ask in Discord and somebody will send you an invitation.'''

The Spinach Inquisition was founded in 2017 to assist HappyCo Founder and CEO Voluminaus F. Happy in the capacity of ambazzamezidors. The Spinach Inquisition has done a lot of harm to the Starfinder universe.}}

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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Starfinder</big>|The [https://paizo.com/starfinder Starfinder] campaign documents our work with, and later against, HappyCo.

The Inquisitors thought they were working for a big payday, but the real reward was all the friends they maimed along the way.

* [[Starfinder:Characters]]
* [[Starfinder:Places]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log]]
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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Eberron campaign documents our struggle against Merrix d'Canith's somewhat-nebulous evil plot.

It was a debacle. After a TPK, the second party managed to devastate Sharn, killing millions.

* [[Eberron:Introduction]]
* [[Eberron:Characters]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure Log]]
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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Baldur's Gate</big>|The Descent Into Avernus campaign follows our reluctant heroes as they go to hell.

The Inquisitors have come to terms with their inherently evil natures.

* [[Avernus:Characters]]
* [[Avernus:Adventure Log]]
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Avernus:Characters

2021-02-18T23:18:25Z

Owls: /* Significant NPCs/etc */

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Characters ==
* [[Garrick Amur|Garrick, an ambiguous war-mage]]
* [[Harold the Gentle Bear|Harold, a friendly barbarian]]
* [[Lem Larson|Lem Larson, the Hands of God]]
* [[Nil Valens|Nil, a scientist]]
* [[Valus Moonridge|Nowhere, a planar warrior]]

== Dead Characters ==
* [[Starguth|Starguth, a bugbear barbarian]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Prin Derringwhistle|Prin Derringwhistle, barnacle scraper extraordinaire]]
* [[Ronald J. Dump|Ronald Dump]]
* [[Rudy Ghouliani]]

== Religions ==
* [[Cult of the Corn]]

Avernus:Characters

2021-02-18T23:17:45Z

Owls: /* Dead Characters */

Avernus:Characters

2021-02-18T23:17:18Z

Owls: Created page with "This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition. == Characters == * [[Garrick Amur|Garrick, an ambiguous war-mage]..."

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Characters ==
* [[Garrick Amur|Garrick, an ambiguous war-mage]]
* [[Harold the Gentle Bear|Harold, a friendly barbarian]]
* [[Lem Larson|Lem Larson, the Hands of God]]
* [[Nil Valens|Nil, a scientist]]
* [[Valus Moonridge|Nowhere, a planar warrior]]

== Dead Characters ==
* [[Starguth|, a bugbear barbarian]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Prin Derringwhistle|Prin Derringwhistle, barnacle scraper extraordinaire]]

== Religions ==
* [[Cult of the Corn]]

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2021-02-18T23:08:44Z

Owls:

{{Box-round|title=<big>Welcome to the Worlds of the Spinach Inquisition</big>|This is a wiki that documents the wanderings of our adventuring party, the Spinach Inquisition.

This wiki is readable by the general public, but only certified Spinach Inquisitors and wilted spinach may modify the annals of heroism.

'''If you need access, please ask in Discord and somebody will send you an invitation.'''

The Spinach Inquisition was founded in 2017 to assist HappyCo Founder and CEO Voluminaus F. Happy in the capacity of ambazzamezidors. The Spinach Inquisition has done a lot of harm to the Starfinder universe.}}

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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Starfinder</big>|The [https://paizo.com/starfinder Starfinder] campaign documents our work with, and later against, HappyCo.

The Inquisitors thought they were working for a big payday, but the real reward was all the friends they maimed along the way.

* [[Starfinder:Characters]]
* [[Starfinder:Places]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log]]
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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Eberron campaign documents our struggle against Merrix d'Canith's somewhat-nebulous evil plot.

It was a debacle. After a TPK, the second party managed to devastate Sharn, killing millions.

* [[Eberron:Introduction]]
* [[Eberron:Characters]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure Log]]
}}
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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Descent Into Avernus campaign follows our reluctant heroes as they go to hell.

The Inquisitors have come to terms with their inherently evil natures.

* [[Avernus:Characters]]
* [[Avernus:Adventure Log]]
}}
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2021-02-18T23:08:14Z

Owls:

{{Box-round|title=<big>Welcome to the Worlds of the Spinach Inquisition</big>|This is a wiki that documents the wanderings of our adventuring party, the Spinach Inquisition.

This wiki is readable by the general public, but only certified Spinach Inquisitors and wilted spinach may modify the annals of heroism.

'''If you need access, please ask in Discord and somebody will send you an invitation.'''

The Spinach Inquisition was founded in 2017 to assist HappyCo Founder and CEO Voluminaus F. Happy in the capacity of ambazzamezidors. The Spinach Inquisition has done a lot of harm to the Starfinder universe.}}

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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Starfinder</big>|The [https://paizo.com/starfinder Starfinder] campaign documents our work with, and later against, HappyCo.

The Inquisitors thought they were working for a big payday, but the real reward was all the friends they maimed along the way.

* [[Starfinder:Characters]]
* [[Starfinder:Places]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log]]
}}

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<div style="width: 33%; min-width: 360px; padding: 0 0.5em; box-sizing: border-box; min-height: 100%;">
{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Eberron campaign documents our struggle against Merrix d'Canith's somewhat-nebulous evil plot.

It was a debacle. After a TPK, the second party managed to devastate Sharn, killing millions.

* [[Eberron:Introduction]]
* [[Eberron:Characters]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure Log]]
}}
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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Descent Into Avernus campaign follows our reluctant heroes as they go to hell.

* [[Avernus:Characters]]
* [[Avernus:Adventure Log]]
}}
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Main Page

2021-02-18T23:06:30Z

Owls:

{{Box-round|title=<big>Welcome to the Worlds of the Spinach Inquisition</big>|This is a wiki that documents the wanderings of our adventuring party, the Spinach Inquisition.

This wiki is readable by the general public, but only certified Spinach Inquisitors and wilted spinach may modify the annals of heroism.

'''If you need access, please ask in Discord and somebody will send you an invitation.'''

The Spinach Inquisition was founded in 2017 to assist HappyCo Founder and CEO Voluminaus F. Happy in the capacity of ambazzamezidors. The Spinach Inquisition has done a lot of harm to the Starfinder universe.}}

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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Starfinder</big>|The [https://paizo.com/starfinder Starfinder] campaign documents our work with, and later against, HappyCo.

The Inquisitors thought they were working for a big payday, but the real reward was all the friends they maimed along the way.

* [[Starfinder:Characters]]
* [[Starfinder:Places]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log]]
}}

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{{Box-round|style=height: 80%|title=<big>Eberron</big>|The Eberron campaign was a debacle. After a TPK, the second party managed to devastate Sharn, killing millions.

* [[Eberron:Introduction]]
* [[Eberron:Characters]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure Log]]
}}
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Lifeward

2020-03-05T03:05:37Z

Owls: Created page with "{{Infobox D&D character | image = 280px | caption = ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE We all lift together.]'' | name = L..."

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Lifeward.jpeg|280px]]
| caption = ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPTCq3LiZSE We all lift together.]''
| name = Lifeward
| birthplace = Cyre
| gender = ''n/a''
| race = Warforged
| class = Cleric
| age = 25
| job = Seeker of the Blood of Vol
| character_sheet = [https://ddb.ac/characters/23964251/EQM9ar DnD Beyond]
}}

Lifeward is a warforged cleric and Seeker of the Blood of Vol.

== Personality ==
Lifeward is a good character who wants to see the peoples of Khorvaire work together for a better tomorrow.

They do not see the point in being masculine or feminine, and uses the pronouns they/them.

Being from Karrnath, Lifeward is exceptionally pragmatic and will use violence to resolve conflict if appropriate. Lifeward will always try to resolve conflict in a non-lethal manner. Any loss of life (and this the divine spark) is to be mourned.

They are not squimish about necromancy. Lifeward sees the use of undead the same as the use of warforged -- they are not "alive", but instead are tools to help the living. Lifeward will not hesitate to raise undead or commit other acts traditionally considered "evil".

== Background ==
Lifeward was one of the earlier batches of warforged from a Cyrian creation forge in 976 YK. They were trained as a bodyguard and sold to Karrnath's military. They participated in the Last War by protecting a unit of Karrn necromancers tasked with raising fresh undead cannon fodder.

After the war concluded and Karrnath's people were no longer needed defending, Lifeward was left without purpose. They ended up in a refugee camp, helping Cyrian refugees with menial tasks.

One morning, Karrn veterans entered the camp. Lifeward noticed people fleeing, and went towards the source of the trouble. They found Cyrians being casually murdered, raised as zombies, and packed into a wagon. Lifeward asked them to stop killing his charges, but the men laughed and said they needed more farmhands.

Lifeward responded by extending their mace and kneecapping the nearest veteran. A brawl ensued, and Lifeward quickly dissuaded the unarmoured men. They took their fresh zombies and fled the camp, promising to return with friends "real soon" to finish their work.

A woman emerged from the crowd and grabbed Lifeward's arm. She said her name was Rolunda Sigund and thanked them for their help. Rolunda warned Lifeward that the men would certainly return in a few hours with a vendetta, but that she had friends who could help.

''Insert some story about traveling into a nearby town, getting caught by the men, and barely escaping Karrnath.''

''Rolunda explains the Blood of Vol to Lifeward.''

Lifeward was shaken by their conflict with the Karrn necromancers. The doctrine Rolunda explained made sense to Lifeward, and they felt comforted by the idea that all true life in Khorvaire were sacred and should be protected.

''Rolunda gets injured.''

The truth of this was reaffirmed when Lifeward chanted one of the spells they had heard the necromancers use hundreds of times: [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/cure-wounds Cure Wounds]. The spell worked, and Rolunda survived the night.

== Theology ==
Lifeward does not believe any gods exist in Eberron -- the horrors of the Last War were too great for a deity not to intervene.

Divine magic, however, is a phenomena that Lifeward has seen. The idea of the living having the *divine spark*, as explained by the Seeker in Karrnath, is a logical explanation for this magic.

<blockquote>
Look not to the skies, nor to the depths below, nor even to the distant past or future. Seek the divine within, for the blood is the life, and in its call can be heard the promise of eternal life. One has but to listen.

''- Blood of Vol Doctrine''
</blockquote>

They will try to explain the divine spark to those who pay homage to gods and convince them to abandon their illogical beliefs.

Lifeward's divine magic draws upon those around him. He utilizes the inherent divinity in other living creatures to better serve and protect them.

They do not participate in any formal organization. Being new to the faith, Lifeward has no special knowledge of the Emerald Claw beyond what a Karrn citizen would know.

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2020-03-05T02:19:07Z

Owls:

Eberron:Characters

2020-03-05T02:15:14Z

Owls: new chars ;;

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Characters ==
* [[Lifeward|Lifeward, a Cleric of Vol]]
* [[Lady Noir|Lady Noir, Investigative Journalist]]

== Dead Characters ==
* [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Deuxlette]]
* [[Dale O'Hale]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Garret d'Ghallanda]]
* [[Stan O'Hardigan ]]
* [[Steve Standerson/Steve Standerstone]]
* [[Corn-Chan]]

== Religions ==
* [[Cult of the Corn]]

Eberron:Adventure/2019-09-13

2019-09-14T03:35:57Z

Owls: Created page with "== Preparing == * Robert Normalman slept inside a pillow fort in the Golden Dragon Inn * Dale sits and thinks * Vinster gets dressed * Peacock is with Remo Leeroy & the b..."

== Preparing ==

* Robert Normalman slept inside a pillow fort in the Golden Dragon Inn
* Dale sits and thinks
* Vinster gets dressed
* Peacock is with Remo Leeroy & the bombs
** On the way to the villa on a wagon !
* Jon arranges for a signal w/ Vinster
** Vinster will hold up a knife

== It’s Party Time ==

* Peacock & Mr. Leeroy arrive and are directed to the back porch to set up
* Vinster & co roll up to the steward
** Present invitations
** Steward doesn’t have our names
** But thinks the invite is super legit (and they have our names)
** Lets us through
* Vinster gets some champagne
** Smoozes w/ Lady Periwinkle Saddifrass
** Dances w/ her
* Dale talks to a tribal warrior about corn
** Warrior is here to “perform” for the guests // show of force
* Robert is hiding in the corner
** Vinster puts some Friends on him
** DEFINITELY CONSENTUALLY gets him to drink some champagne
** Robert throws up in a corner after
* Vinster finds a room w/ stained glass windows
** Stairs to the north & east
** Musicians playing Traditional Halfling Insturments
** Guests mostly talking business
** Dale joins, hears some stuff about soil quality in the north
*** Bankrupting someone to claim land by salting their soil
*** Dale is horrified.
*** Dale has a date rape drug???
**** Not a fan of these people talking about salting farms.
* Vinster & Dale find a roasted meat table
** Sit next to large halfling stuffing his face
*** Says the ham is the best
** He grabs a slab of ham for me with his hand and slaps it down in front of me
*** It’s fucking delicious
** Says his name is Galifar Farfersh
** Surprised Vinster is at a Ghallanda party
** Dale sits w/ some seedy character
*** Vegeterian plate on front of them.
*** But no corn.
*** Dale takes offense to their lack of corn consumption.
*** Steward has to intervene cuz they argue about why he isn’t eating corn
*** Dale spills his drink onto the not-eating-corn guy’s shoes
**** Gets up to fight.
**** Vinster convinces the guy to try some corn & he says it’s OK
**** As Dale walks away, the guy throws the corn at him!
**** Dale hexes the motherfucker
**** Guy feels funny & leaves
*** Dale fixes himself a plate of corn (it’s high quality corn)
* Pair of drunks hanging around the dining room
** Start fighting
** Vinster interferes
** Names are Bob & Gerri
** Someone spilled wine
*** One is upset that he spilled the wine & wasted fine wine
*** Pushes Jerry
*** Vinster gets him another drink to calm him down
**** He throws it at Jerry
**** They start fighting
** Guard shows up and grabs Bob
** Vinster asks Bob what he’s doing here
*** Boromar operative
*** Very important
*** Jerry Fofalli
*** Tries to get some info from him
**** “The documents”
**** Friends him, Jerri hugs him
**** Councillor has an important paper that needs to get translated
**** She’s talking to someone from House Sivis about it
**** Got it from Some Guy
***** Vinster asks if it was from Vek the Grin
***** Jerri denies it
* Remo compliments Peacock’s mustache
** Hears someone selling hardboiled eggs!
** Stan O’Hardigan Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!
** Remo suggests Peacock get some eggs
** Pete O’Boyle selling Hardigan eggs for 1c each
* Vinster hears some grunting
** Bursts into a bathroom with two halflings fucking by a toilet
** Bursts out
** Dale goes in real quick to shill corn
** They lock the door.
** Some guest asks Dale what happened
*** Dale says a Boromar has a baby corn penis.
* Spots the outline of a HIDDEN DOOR
** Says some shit about rare wine & babycorn penis to Dale
** Guest near the door skitters off for some wine
* Automaton w/ a lever inside, it’s an elevator
** When we fail to present a Boromar signet, it threatens to sound an alarm
** Dale blasts it
** Doesn’t kill it, sounds an alarm
** Dale casts Pass Without Trace so we can escape
** Hide in the meat freezer while the guards converge
** They find nothing.
** Fresh & great quality meat!
** Square iron plates engraved w/ glowing blue rune
*** Magical freezer (frostbite runes)
** Crack open the other door to the kitchen
*** Hear Big Mondo directing the chefs
***
* Dale goes through people’s coats in the coat closet
** Mostly marked w/ Boromar heraldry
** One Cannith, one Sivvis
** We find a letter in the Sivvis pocket
*** Boromar request for Gandry d’Sivvis to assist in a “matter most delicate”
* Been here ~2h
** 30m to fireworks “show”
* Dale starts more rumours
** Cook didn’t wash his hands after using bathroom
** Guests is distressed by this, leaves party.
* Vinster & Dale sneak up to 2nd floor
** Voices in the room to the north
** Sneak around
** Find a room w/ creepy porcelin dolls.
*** All types
*** What the fuck
*** Cold dead eyes stare eternity into the void
*** One chair in the middle of the room.
*** Many dolls have clothing studden w/ gems and precious metals
*** Dale steals some clothing & smashes dolls
**** One comes to life and screams about THE HUNT ETERNAL
**** Roll for initiative!
**** Dale blasts it
**** Vinster stabs it
**** It’s a tough son of a bitch
**** Doll ends up accidentally impaling itself on its own spear when it falls off the shelf.
**** Vinster takes it
* Dale puts the doll clothes on Unseen Servant
** Uses it as a distraction
** GHOSTS!
** Guard bumps into us, Vinster stabs him to death while he’s shouting about ghosts.
** Has some keys on his corpse!
* Doesn’t open bedroom
** Does open a tidy office
** Ledgers, papers, etc
** Dale checks for more keys
*** Key Charm (v.fancy key)
** Villa records mostly, nothing exciting
** Dale puts down that they need to order 200 bushels of corn & 500 lbs of baby corn
* New key ALSO doens’t open bedroom
* We find a lounge
** Pipeweed!
** Vinster opens the windows in this room
*** Can see Peacock setting up fireworks
*** Show begins soon!
** Vinster signals Jon from the 2nd floor
** Jon uses the smoker smoke (from smoking meats) as cover to sneak up to the villa
** Climbs trellis to join us
* Jon, Dale, and Vinster try to come up with a way to get the document
** Undressed unseen servant & gives it a note for Robert telling him to join us upstairs
** Robert actually gets the note.
* Dale drops the guard’s corpse in front of Ilyra’s door, knocks and runs off
** Unseen servant dressed in doll clothes goes into the study as soon as she opens the door
** She screams, calls guards
* We run the fuck away and hide in a viewing room
** Curio cabinets, couches, etc
** Books, carvings, etc
** Ferility halfling statue !
** Talenta plains artifacts, all pretty valuable to collectors
*** We grab it
*** Jon grabs some smaller items too (8 figurines)
*** Thinks Other People would be interested in these items & they maaaaaaay attract attention
* Guards talking to Ilyra
** They remove the body
** Guard captain talks to her about it
** They start sweeping the floor
* Guard captain Gerry Splinter bursts in, weapon drawn
** Vinster calms him down by acting like he belongs here
** He’s still suspicious, asks everyone else who they are
** Not deceived by Jon
** Says we all have to stay put while they search for the murderer
* Leeroy announces the show is about to begin!
** Sir Peacock is instructed to light the firework
** Shit. Gets. Real.
** Dragon firework goes straight towards the villa
** Big ass dragon lands on the roof, bursts like napalm, showers the roof.
* We smell smoke
** Also shouts of terror
** Everyone fleeing
** Vinster snags a key off her as she flees
* Smoke is building up
** We stop in the library
** Another halfling automaton, deactivated
** Gandry d’Sivis is like “ok hi gotta run since the building is on fire bye”
* We get into the master bedroom w/ the key Vinster lifted
** Dale spots a button on a dresser
** Vinster grabs a journal off her desk
** Pile into the secret elevator
* An outbreak of panic as people flee & guards run around
** Robert peaks out of his tent and sees everything is on fire.
** His tent catches fire :-(
* Remo Leeroy flees w/ Peacock, laughing about the whole thing
* In the basement
** Jon finds a hole full of (literal) shit
** Crates w/ mundane supplies
*** Jon takes some rope
** Jon notices a weird segment of the wall
* Locked chests in secret room, Vinster able to open w/ guard’s key ring
** x4 Small leather armour
** 1x Studded leather armour
** Assortment of weapons
* Torture chamber!
** Rack, crate w/ daggers and surgical tools, ice pick, chair has no bottom w/ bucket next to it
** Hole in western wall, could squeeze through
** Safe in the torture chamber too
*** Key charm opens it!
*** One single document inside & silver circlet
*** Stash of cheques, 10x precious stones
*** Vinster grabs doc, shoves the rest of the stuff into Jon’s bag
* Jon, Dale, and Vinster escape the burning villa!
** Hole led to a gutter
** Villa is burning to the fucking ground.
** They head for the tavern that they met Kavill at, hoping the others join
* Peacock is paid 50g by Remo
** “The Dask will certainly be calling on you again”
** Morphs back to his normal changeling form and wanders off
* Normalman is watching the villa burn down w/ the rest of the guests
** Avoids eye contact w/ people, doesn’t want to talk to anyone

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-09-14T03:35:33Z

Owls: /* Adventure Log */

The Spinach Inquisition begins...

== Adventure Log ==
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09|Prologue one-shot]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-23|Investigating a Murder]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-30|Confronting Vek the Grin]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-09-06|The Gunpowder Plot]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-09-13|It's Party Time & I'm Feeling Fine]]

Eberron:Adventure/2019-09-06

2019-09-14T01:06:46Z

Owls: Created page with "== Downtime == Svenn BloodhowlToday at 10:01 AM If there is currently downtime, I would like to visit Big Mondo’s restaurant several times with a bunch of other house ghall..."

== Downtime ==

Svenn BloodhowlToday at 10:01 AM If there is currently downtime, I would like to visit Big Mondo’s restaurant several times with a bunch of other house ghallanda&hostellers guild officials because the food is good and it has a great narrative for us being city halflings who have likely never been to the talenta plains ! hash tag our cultural heritage

MagicforkToday at 12:10 PM The quality of the food is excellent, and you notice the last time you visit that the restaurant has now been named “Taste of Talenta” Big Mondo was nowhere to be seen

* Robert Normalman went home & sent his birds out to go buy eggs
** Normal birds, like doves
** Doves return in short order w/ pristine dozen eggs which they got for free (nat 20 animal handling lol)
** Gregg & Robert Jr. are the doves’ names
* Deux has parked in Robert Normalman’s bathroom (next to his actual toilet)
* Peacock searches for magical artifacts, per his standing orders
* Jon hangs around in public places

== Eberronianing ==

<ul>
<li><p>Watchman Kavill sends us all urgent requests to meet @ cafe in Low Central</p>
<ul>
<li>Hints that we are still in DANGER !</li>
<li>Deux does not attend, all else answer the call!</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Meet at the cafe</p>
<ul>
<li>Yek the Grin was posioned in his cell (probs from his meal)</li>
<li>Boromar may have paid off the watch</li>
<li>Robert is NOT PLEASED</li>
<li>Unknown person joins !
<ul>
<li>Kavill introduces Dale O’Hale, another rival of the Boromar!</li>
<li>Boromar are muscling in on his farming enterprise</li>
<li>Lays shotgun across the table</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Guard interrogatted Yek, he HAD read the message that he stole</p>
<ul>
<li>Guesses that this might be why the Boromar wanted him dead</li>
<li>Something was going to go down at a villa in little plains (villa owned by the Boromar)</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Kavill knows a fence, Timball Grasstooth, who informs for the guard – knows the area</p>
<ul>
<li>Find him at the Zephyr Pub</li>
<li>Tell him Imos sent us</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Normalman is hyperventillating</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants to go home</li>
<li>Hide in house</li>
<li>“But they know where you live”</li>
<li>Faints</li>
<li>Vinster throws cold water on him</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>We ask around in Little Plain</p>
<ul>
<li>Big party tomorrow being held by Councillor Boromar at Far Hearth Villa</li>
<li>Increased security at the villa, hunters coming in from the Telenta Plain</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Plan</p>
<ul>
<li>Normalman & Vinster need to get an invite, Dale will be an out-of-town trader w/ us</li>
<li>Jon & Peacock will sneak in and provide overwatch</li>
<li>Maybe the fence can help us get an invite?</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Arrive at the Zephyr, small pub</p>
<ul>
<li><p>Halfling patrons</p></li>
<li><p>SMOL furniture</p></li>
<li><p>Vinster buys an ale, asks bartender where Timball is</p>
<ul>
<li>In the back, has a topknot</li>
<li>Hairgel supporting it lol</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Dale suggests buying Timball a drink too</p>
<ul>
<li>We do! It’s not ale!</li>
<li>Robert gets a water</li>
<li>Peacock gets ale</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Bartender’s name is Mungus</p></li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>We meet w/ Grasstooth</p>
<ul>
<li><p>He is friendly</p></li>
<li><p>Wants $$$ (50g up front)</p></li>
<li><p>Suggests forging some invites</p>
<ul>
<li>Will be lots of people there</li>
<li>Vinster talks him down to 30g</li>
<li>Jon asks about a quid-pro-quo, “anything in that mansion you might like”
<ul>
<li>Yes!</li>
<li>Carved statuette will get us everything we need</li>
<li>We agree to to this!</li>
<li>Statue is from the Talenta Plains</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Timball sketches a map on a napkin</p>
<ul>
<li>Back enterance, plot by the Dask to break in</li>
<li>Dask are competition??
<ul>
<li>They’re the Boromar clan’s rivals</li>
<li>Monster-y types (gnolls, etc) – extortion, violent crime, drugs</li></ul>
</li>
<li>Timball isn’t too sure – thinks they’re plotting something with fireworks?</li>
<li>Suggests asking around the Cogs if we want info on that</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Marks traps with Xes on the map</p></li>
<li><p>12 armed guards, some mounted on raptors</p>
<ul>
<li>Jerry Splinter is their leader, veteran</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>At least 50 guests, nobles</p>
<ul>
<li>Councillor Ilyra Boromar owns the place</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Statue likely kept in a safe in the basement (probs)</p>
<ul>
<li>Secret door in Ilyra’s office</li>
<li>Safe is warded, will need a key or a thief!</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Other secret doors, only knows the one in the office</p></li>
<li><p>Makes us a mock-up of an invite to the party on another napkin</p>
<ul>
<li>Stiff paper</li>
<li>Guy around the front (1st floor by a tree, south end of the map) – taking invitations</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Other ingress points</p>
<ul>
<li>Windows for the sunroom are left open</li>
<li>Will be smoking meats by the kitchen, should be open</li>
<li>Closest enterance is by the pantry – goes to a 2nd floor office</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Villa made from junglewood, potetial to climb</p>
<ul>
<li>Also trees</li>
<li>2nd floor windows likely to be closed though (pick locks)</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Statue is small</p>
<ul>
<li>Draws us another sketch!</li>
<li>Halfling woman, fertility statue (bobs)</li>
<li>Robert asks why he wants it, “don’t worry about that”</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Party is two days from now @ sunset</p></li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Talk through plans</p>
<ul>
<li>Find out more about what the Dask are planning so we can take advantage?
<ul>
<li>Jon and Vinster are both opposed to allying w/ them though</li>
<li>Vinster is a little racist</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Steal an invite for Peacock to mimick?</p>
<ul>
<li>We go look around upper city, Robert Normalman spots a halfling woman carrying a document similar to the sketch!</li>
<li>Peacock snatches it w/out her noticing</li>
<li>Noble name, but Vinster doesn’t know who she is (so we could return it lol)</li>
<li>Peacock needs a forgery kit, we buy one for 15gp
<ul>
<li>Makes some invites w/out names</li>
<li>2 average quality, 3 excellent quality</li>
<li>Adds our names
<ul>
<li>Jon & Peacock keep the average ones (in case of emergency)</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Vinster buys Dale Clothes, Fine since he looks like a farmer</p>
<ul>
<li>Peacock buys a tophat + fine adhesive horsehair mustache + monocle as a disguise</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Vinster, Normalman, and O’Hale head for the Cogs. Jon & Peacock go to scout the villa.</p></li>
<li><p>Vinster smoozes in a Cogs tavern</p>
<ul>
<li>Fireworks show by Leeroy’s Spark n’ Blast is going to happen!</li>
<li>Asks barkeep where their offices are
<ul>
<li>Gives us directions to their warehouse</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Peacock & Jon scout</p>
<ul>
<li><p>5 warriors (tribal gear) roaming outside</p></li>
<li><p>Boxes of fireworks kept outside, has a guard (who looks longingly at the boxes)</p></li>
<li><p>Around back, guard w/ dog & locked doors</p></li>
<li><p>Tables set up on front lawn</p></li>
<li><p>Setting up a checkpoint at the front gate</p></li>
<li><p>Some urchins are begging in the back, guards seem to know them (but don’t chase them off)</p></li>
<li><p>Mounted warriors hiding off in the landscape</p></li>
<li><p>Burly halfing w/ lazy eye roaming around and unsettling everyone</p></li>
<li><p>Two guards per floor roaming, ignoring the house staff</p></li>
<li><p>Guard watching the stairs in the foyer</p></li>
<li><p>Big Mondo is in the kitchen, monitoring the staff</p></li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Warehouse is shabby, no roof lol</p>
<ul>
<li><p>Stack some boxes and planks so we can see in</p></li>
<li><p>Inside is a wooden lattice (the open ceiling)</p></li>
<li><p>We hop down into the warehouse</p></li>
<li><p>Crate has branding (halfling’s face, presumably Leeroy, w/ a firecracker)</p></li>
<li><p>We hear chatter – we are not alone!</p></li>
<li><p>We unlock the door & open it and call “hello!”</p></li>
<li><p>Remo Leeroy greets us & asks us to step outside to talk</p></li>
<li><p>Vinster starts buttering him up</p>
<ul>
<li>Burning Dragon firework, creates a flaming red dragon in the sky!</li>
<li>Asks about smaller-scale things for purchase
<ul>
<li>Buys two dozen rockets</li>
<li>Gives us a lot more for 10g</li>
<li>Four dozen rockets</li></ul>
</li>
<li>Robert investigates the explosives he gave us
<ul>
<li>Magical fireworks, decent</li></ul>
</li>
<li>It’s a new workshop
<ul>
<li>Will be doing the show himself</li>
<li>Setting up on the back porch</li>
<li>Mid-way through the evening</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Party syncs up</p>
<ul>
<li>Didn’t find out about the Dask</li>
<li>Maybe Peacock can find out?</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Return to the Cogs w/ the full party</p>
<ul>
<li>Peacock looks for a shady character and thieves cants at them</li>
<li>Gets referred to Leeroy’s Spark n Blast</li>
<li>Everyone else hang back since they know us (& Jon doesn’t want to arouse suspicion by going w/ Peacock)</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Peacock meets Remo Leeroy & cants at him</p>
<ul>
<li><p>Gets invited in!</p></li>
<li><p>Job pays 30g</p></li>
<li><p>Needs help moving bombs (w/ some gnolls)</p></li>
<li><p>Setting up @ back portch</p></li>
<li><p>Gunna burn the villa down (cuz fuck the boromar yo)</p></li>
<li><p>Remo is a Dask doppleganger, NOT a halfling !</p></li>
<li><p>Gnoll muscle doesn’t speak common, but Remo lets them know they should pay attention to where Peacock points & stuff</p></li>
<li><p>Gnolls just helping move stuff, won’t be at the party – just Remo & Peacock then</p></li>
<li><p>Peacock slips a note out of the warehouse door</p>
<ul>
<li>Jon notices it</li>
<li>We go pick it up</li>
<li>Hired, transporting bombs, gunna blow the villa up, will rejoin after its completed</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Jon suggests having Peacock sabotage the op – we need a distraction</p>
<pre>Mr. Peacock Cry, Esq.,

I hope this letter finds you well.

Please make your best effort to sabotage the operation. We require a distraction, not a raging inferno!

Enjoy your evening, and make sure to get enough sleep!

Moist Regards,
Vinster d'Ghallanda
[signet ring seal]</pre></li>
<li><p>Peacock immediately begins trying to sabotage the warehouse (which is … not what I meant)</p></li>
<li><p>Large firework in the middle looks like a good thing to sabotage</p>
<ul>
<li>Saw Remo putting powder in it … no end cap yet</li></ul>
</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>Robert was going to sleep in a tent</p>
<ul>
<li>Vinster sets him up at a Golden Dragon Inn instead</li></ul>
</li>
<li><p>We rest up for the party …</p></li></ul>

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-09-14T01:06:31Z

Owls: /* Adventure Log */

Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-30

2019-08-31T02:41:22Z

Owls: Created page with "* Barkeep thanks us for clearing out the thugs ** Thy were threatening him! ** Mondo has lots of teeth!? *** NO! Everyone knows Big Mondo *** THE MURDERER! **** Yek the Grin *..."

* Barkeep thanks us for clearing out the thugs
** Thy were threatening him!
** Mondo has lots of teeth!?
*** NO! Everyone knows Big Mondo
*** THE MURDERER!
**** Yek the Grin
**** Hired Thug!
**** Can’t say why he was hired
*** Knows Yek’s address
**** In Fallen, in Lower Dura
**** Gives it to us
**** Warns us about the area being bad
* Vinster pestidigitates some of the blood covering the bar away
* Robert freaking the fuck out
** Barman offers him more beer
** Peacock makes some dove noises to try to calm him down
* We decide the resturant is our best lead, we go there
* Halfling pickpockets Robert Normalman
** Jon notices & shouts at the halfling, charges
** She taunts Jon
** He catches up
** Rest of the party doesn’t know wtf, follows along confused
* Jon in an alley w/ 6 other people
** Halfling says they saw our fight. Compliments us!
** Circle drawn w/ chalk, 2 people in it, fist fighting
** Beating crap out of each other
** Other people cheering!
** Will give Normalman’s stuff back if Jon can beat one person in a fight
** Party catches up
** They’re the Kalestaine Klash!
** Peacock tries to talk to them in Thieves Cant, doesn’t seem to help
*** Sees a goblin w/ no arms
*** Gnome looks frail
** Peacock points at goblin and squacks
** Deux evaluates their willpower, thinks gnome is weakest of will
* Deux tries to make friends with Wizdil the gnome
** “I am a toilet. I see you have to wizz.”
** Wants money to be pee’d in
** Does flush-hypnosis ……………..
** Wizdel is like wtf and walks away
** IS FOLLOWED.
* Jon asks for our stuff back & says we’re up against a time limit
** Halfling is like naw
** But they have games!
** Liar’s Dice, Arm Wrestling, Two Truths and a Lie
** Duex is interested.
*** “I have played these games. Men have lost their penises.”
*** “I will swallow your dice.”
*** Flexes on halfling by flushing random piece of trash
* Dwarf gets thrown out of the ring & KO’d
** Butch was the dorf
* Looks like a fight might break out
** Vinster is like “ughhh no I’ll play dice”
* Liar’s Dice
** Iron tankard w/ three dice
** Shake dice in the cup
** Turn the cup over, keep it covered
** Lift cup, see numbers
** Make a claim about each dice, trying to lie
** Guess whether lying or not about the die
** Whoever guesses correctly wins
* Vinster loses, doesn’t give a shit
** Halfling gives back our stuff though
** Vinster is like “oh that’s what happened”
** Robert is shocked by the sudden appearance of his stuff!
* Took an hour
* Find un-named resturant!
** Advertised as “Food from the Talenta Plains”
** We roll in and get a table for 6
** Pretty Nice looking resturant
** Waitress goes in back…
* Short halfling w/ intimidating presence comes out.
** “Yous the ones I’ve been hearing about!”
** Gotta respect the Boromar, they run this district
** Intimidates Normalman into eating
*** Peacock checks food for poison, tells Normalman it is OK
** Deux flushes some food
** Offers to get us out of Sharn before pinning the murders on us
*** Vinster suggests using the dead thugs as scapegoats
*** No, nobody fucks with Boromar.
*** Also does not want the Boromar implicated in killing of the courier
** Says they hired Yek, didn’t tell him to kill any couriers
*** Confirms Yek’s address
*** Tells us we can go, keep asking questions
**** But watch your back…
* Kavill says wasn’t helpful
** Did learn the Boromar didn’t hire him to kill the courrier
** Kavill says could have been lying, shrug
** We did get Yek’s address confirmed tho
* On the way to Lower Dura, we are stopped by three halflings
** Stopped in a hostile manner
** Offers 100g each if we wait one more day before asking further questions
** “Accidents” will happen if we don’t take the fall
*** Like…Normalman’s house could burn down…in a grease fire from haggis!
** Vinster says no, Big Mondo can find somebody else to pin his murder on.
** The thugs leave
* Make it to Fallen in Lower Dura
** It’s a shithole.
** Lots of stuff destroyed by a tower collapsing awhile ago
** We head for the address, v.tiny apartment, 10 square feet
** Smells of rats & rotten food
** Dirty rags in the corner, forming a bed
** Broken dresser
* Jon offers to go inside to search Yek the Grin’s home
** TRIPS A WIRE.
** Blade comes swinging at him
** Struck for 6 points of damage (owwwww), is unaffected by the poison
** Jon and Deux try to trigger any more traps
*** Jon pokes a rotten floorboard w/ his spear
*** Peacock investigates the room (roll of 2)
** To Normalman, it looks like the apt was packed up quickly
*** Finds the remains of a lightning rail ticket in the firepit
*** Bound for Wroat
*** Rail leaves from Terminus Station today in three hours
* Kavill says station is 2h away, we could get there
** Vek’s name is familiar to him, not sure what he would be wanted for though
** Vinster says we can talk to him, Peacock suggests an ambush
*** Vinster says that is uncouth
** Kavill wants to take a rest, we tell him to rest at Terminus
* We arrive @ Terminus Terminal 2
** House Orien symbol in the floor
** 2 lockers in the north
** Walls covered in maps showing rail lines
** Concourse is v.busy, dozen+ travellers hanging around
** School children waiting around
** Peacock on boarding platform, workers keeping an eye on things to stop people stealing the luggage
** Ticket booth
** Convenience stands w/ small foods, copies of Sharn Inquisitive & Khornberg Chronicles
* Dexus asks a guard where the bathroom is
** Goes there
** Jealous of the porclain, breaks stuff
* Vinster asks porter if seen Vek
** Yes, bought a ticket & went to the bar
** Finds Peacock & lets him know
* Vinster hears a shattering noise
** In bathroom
** Deuxlette is smashing toilets and fixtures
** Vinster lets Deux know we found Vek, Deux comes with
** Peacock finds Robert
* We walk into the bar.
** Bartender, one patron
** Bestial patron! A shifter.
** His teeth are all kinds of jacked up.
** “Watch who you sitting next to”
** Vinster says he’s sitting next to Vek the Grin
** Surprised, accuses me of being a Boromar, shows dragonmark
** “THIS MUST BE A TRICK” & reaches for sword
** Rest of group piles in, spooks him
** ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.
** Robert blasts him in the face with a fireball.
** Vek the Grin surrenders.
* Vek is kinda racist against halflings.
** Vinster gets a dry Mar’Tain’i from the bartender.
*** Wealthiest family in sharn are the Tains
*** This drink is named for them
* Protect Vek from the Boromar & he will tell us
** Told to ROB courrier by the Boromar, not kill him, did that for fun
** Didn’t read message, left it at dead drop
** Highest levels of the Boromar clan are in on this
** Tells us where dead drop was (but message deffo picked up)
* Kavill takes him away.
** Tells us to stick around to fill out a report
* Imos shows up
** Is a dick
** Vinster tells him Vek confessed before Guardsman Kaville
** “GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.”
** Rips an insignia w/ a paw off Vek, tosses to Jon
** Kavill goes w/ them
* “What now?”
** Should report to House Oriens to fufill our end of the bargain
** Jon inspects the insignia that Imos gave us
*** Is a magic item!
*** Not sure what it is though
*** Doesn’t think it’s a group insignia or anything, just a cool thing
*** It is a Broach, for clasping a cloak
* Robert goes home
* Everyone else goes to Shala d’Orien @ House Orien Azure Courrier Station
** 25g a head reward for the info!
* LEVEL UP.

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-08-31T02:41:19Z

Owls: /* Adventure Log */

Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-23

2019-08-24T03:25:51Z

Owls:

== Backgrounds ==
* Vinster works for Ghallanda
* Private Jon Perkins was a spy in the war
* Robert Normalman is a small-town average guy, accountant, boring life, routine
* Deuxlette is a sex toilet, owners died, possessed by a ghost
* Peacock Cry is a pirate kenku, thief, mission to restore creativity to the kenku

== Doing It ==

* At a party in the Skyway, Sharn’s highest and richest district
** Robert got some haggis
** Vinster is health-inspecting
** Everyone else is hanging out at the party
* Robert is stressed cuz can’t find his way out
** Vinster tries to calm him down, points to door
** Robert starts to leave
** Guards are ushering everyone out of the party!
*** The party ends up getting grouped up in the mass of exiting party-goers…
*** Night, light rain
*** Duex sits in the corner & toilets (lol?)
*** Guards point us towards a bridge
** Vinster asks the rolling toilet if it’s a warforged
*** Solitics for sex
*** No.
* We noticed a hunched figure on the bridge!
** Turns towards us
** Is a brawny humanoid, average height, short blade in one hand, bag in another
*** Blade is matte
*** Peacock recognizes coating is Blade-Black, underworld mixture to help conceal weapon
*** Wide & toothy grin as he LEAPS OVER THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING BRIDGE INTO NOTHING
** Guards are gone, not responding to Vinster shouting for them
** Can’t see anyone in the dark abyss
* Corpse was left behind
** Wooden chit good for 1 free drink at the Rat’s Paw, blade
** Jon tells he was killed by a single off-center stab to the heart
*** Seems professional
** Human, wound is in the shape of a plus sign (odd)
** Robert notes the plus
* Bunch of guards led by a dwarf appear
** “ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE WE HAUL YOU OFF”
** Young guard asks sgt, says he thought he saw a man fall off the Skyway
* Sgt sighs, doesn’t want to deal w/ paperwork
** 24 hours to solve the murder or GTFO Sharn
** Tells young guard to haul body to House Orien
** Other guards (aside from the young guard, Kavill) leave
* Robert vomits from stress, doesn’t have solving a murder in his schedule
** Kavill tries to convince him not to leave
** Vinster tries to console Robert (nat 1), makes it worse
** Robert crying and vomitting
** Deux … does some weird hypnosis shit and calms Robert down
* Kavill grabs body, we notice he’s an Oriens courier (not an heir)
** Sgt is Aimos, dwarf and corrupt
** Kavill says everyone is corrupt :(
** Robert is shocked by this
** Jon helps Kavill w/ carrying the body
* Hauling body to Houe Oriens Azure courrier station
** Kavill saw weird-shaped short sword
* Attendant ushers us to a conference room
** Will fetch Shala d’Orien
** Refreshments available
** Peacock steals some of the silverware, unbenownst to us
** Well-dressed woman enters the room & sits at the head of the table
*** Courrier was Tares Grakken, 7y veteran
*** Vinster asks about what Grakken was carrying, she can’t tell us much
*** Destination was unknown, Tares was given destination on pickup (so only he knew)
*** May have associates at Rat’s Ankles / Bear’s Claws (or something) in lower Dura
**** Was a drunk
*** Vinster asks about client, since he’s also dragonmarked she gives us client info
**** Asks for information we find in return
**** Client was Lobana Petrevina, pick up message from her estate in Azure district
* Shala leaves, group does introductions
** Peacock isn’t very articulate, writes Normalman a note explaining what kenku are
*** Bird folk, legend that they were robbed of their wings (+ creativity thus their ability to think on their own) by some ancient curse
*** Steals things, admits this
*** “Cannot speak normal, mimic.”
** Warforged is terse
*** Gives us its name,
** Jon Perkins
*** Was a soldier in the Cyrian army
** Henry Kavill
*** Wants to help people make Sharn safe
** 1 hour has passed, 23 remain!
*** Deuxlette stops being a toilet
* We talk about our leads
** Peacock has the token for the Rat’s Paw, could be it!
** The client is nearby
*** We think we’ll head there first
***
* Walled mansion, manacured grounds, lots of decorative trees
** Guard at the front gate
** We explain the situation, guard lets us in!
* Manor is decorated in a tasteful white & silver decor
** More guards
** We’re waiting around
** Returns, lets us know the Madam will see us & brings to sitting room
* Robert examines the fancy chairs
** Brand new!
** Everything is brand-new!
** Peacock looks for stuff worth stealing
*** Sees paintings, plates, etc on the walls – art is most valuable stuff
* Short human woman enters, greets us coldly
** Explains to her what’s going on, seems disinterested
** Not sure why a nyone would intercept her messagre
** Moved from Sigilstar in Thrane
*** Yuri is her deceased husband
*** Believe her
*** Came to enjoy the art scene
** Hired courrier to deliver letter to sister in Flamekeep
*** Think she may be lying (nat 20 insight)
*** Sister is Alexia, follower of the Silver Flame (voice gets weird)
*** Has lived here for a long time
** Peacock asks if she has enemies – of course not!
** She is an artist !
** Vinster asks her to let House Ghallanda know if she thinks of anything that may be useful
** We depart the manor, another hour is down
* Outside, Vinster suggests she may have been lying about the letter to her sister
** Kavill suggests that A GAME IS AFOOT
** Robert doesn’t like games.
** Kavill shows us to the Rat’s Paw
* Raw’s Paw
** Rough folks, halfling eyes us
** Someone playing a lute & smoking
** Old bartender
** Furniture is battered and worn
** Floor is sticky
** Vinster gets ale
** Deux gets Mystery Rotgut
*** Oh god it’s VERY strong
*** Pure grain alcohol
** Peacock talks to the lute-player
*** Puts fingers up to throat, says his name is Smokey Joe in a very garbled voice
*** Offer a tune for 1c, Peacock pays him
** Halflings still watching us intently
*** Kavill is uncomfortable w/ that
*** We should talk to bartender about the courrier though
** Robert Normalman talks to bartender
*** Asks him about Tarres
*** Gets shifty, looks at the halflings
*** Can tell us where Tarres’ house was: middle Dura, bazar, had an apt there, gives us address
*** Vinster jumps in and order Robert a beer
*** Vinster & Peacock convince him to drink
**** It’s gross and he doesn’t like it
** Halfling approaches Robert and tells him to stop asking questions about Tarres
*** Hostile.
*** Bald, tattoo, billy club
**** Recognizes it as a Boromar clan mark
*** Vinster asks him what the problem is
**** His boss has a problem w/ us asking questions
*** Halflings start moving towards us as shit starts escalating
**** Vinster goads the Boromar guy, seems to have a problem w/ them
* Deux pulls a knife
** Peacock steps outside
** Halfling threatens Robert
** Kavill pulls his sword & identifies himself as a guard
*** They laugh at him
** Tries to smack Robert, Kavill intercepts
* BAR FIGHT!
** Robert runs in the corner & hides
** Peacock busts in through a window and sneak attacks a surprised Boromar thug!
** Deux crits a Boromar with their rapier, lops off a finger and enter his heart
*** Deftly catches severed finger w/ toilet hole so ghost can eat it ….. ?
** Robert touches himself, heals 8 HP :o
** Kavill knocks another thug out
** Jon crits with his longbow, killing another thug!
** Kavill goes down, was getting dogpiled by the thugs
** Vinster slays a thug
** Robert shoots fire !
** Vinster shouts at the last thug to throw down his club and surrender
* Loot: 25g
** Peacock steals it all
** Robert notices, but is busy tending to Kavill
** Kavill goes to fetch the watch
* Thug is named Dan
** Hired by the Boromar, they heard some folks were investigating
** Were sent here, figuring we’d show up
** Was frequented by The Target
** “Mondo” is the boss, has a resturant in Middle Dura
*** Gives us the address
** Paying 5g a head for the thugs
* Smokey Joe the Bard is packing up to go
** Vinster gives him 2s to stay and play more
** Other patrons relax now, seem happier w/out all the skullduggery
* Kavill returns with the Sharn guard
** They haul the corpses out
** Guards take the last thug out in chains

Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-23

2019-08-24T03:25:02Z

Owls: Created page with "= Eberron Begins = == Backgrounds == * Vinster works for Ghallanda * Private Jon Perkins was a spy in the war * Robert Normalman is a small-town average guy, accountant, bor..."

= Eberron Begins =

== Backgrounds ==

* Vinster works for Ghallanda
* Private Jon Perkins was a spy in the war
* Robert Normalman is a small-town average guy, accountant, boring life, routine
* Deuxlette is a sex toilet, owners died, possessed by a ghost
* Peacock Cry is a pirate kenku, thief, mission to restore creativity to the kenku

== Doing It ==

* At a party in the Skyway, Sharn’s highest and richest district
** Robert got some haggis
** Vinster is health-inspecting
** Everyone else is hanging out at the party
* Robert is stressed cuz can’t find his way out
** Vinster tries to calm him down, points to door
** Robert starts to leave
** Guards are ushering everyone out of the party!
*** The party ends up getting grouped up in the mass of exiting party-goers…
*** Night, light rain
*** Duex sits in the corner & toilets (lol?)
*** Guards point us towards a bridge
** Vinster asks the rolling toilet if it’s a warforged
*** Solitics for sex
*** No.
* We noticed a hunched figure on the bridge!
** Turns towards us
** Is a brawny humanoid, average height, short blade in one hand, bag in another
*** Blade is matte
*** Peacock recognizes coating is Blade-Black, underworld mixture to help conceal weapon
*** Wide & toothy grin as he LEAPS OVER THE SIDE OF THE FUCKING BRIDGE INTO NOTHING
** Guards are gone, not responding to Vinster shouting for them
** Can’t see anyone in the dark abyss
* Corpse was left behind
** Wooden chit good for 1 free drink at the Rat’s Paw, blade
** Jon tells he was killed by a single off-center stab to the heart
*** Seems professional
** Human, wound is in the shape of a plus sign (odd)
** Robert notes the plus
* Bunch of guards led by a dwarf appear
** “ANYTHING TO SAY BEFORE WE HAUL YOU OFF”
** Young guard asks sgt, says he thought he saw a man fall off the Skyway
* Sgt sighs, doesn’t want to deal w/ paperwork
** 24 hours to solve the murder or GTFO Sharn
** Tells young guard to haul body to House Orien
** Other guards (aside from the young guard, Kavill) leave
* Robert vomits from stress, doesn’t have solving a murder in his schedule
** Kavill tries to convince him not to leave
** Vinster tries to console Robert (nat 1), makes it worse
** Robert crying and vomitting
** Deux … does some weird hypnosis shit and calms Robert down
* Kavill grabs body, we notice he’s an Oriens courier (not an heir)
** Sgt is Aimos, dwarf and corrupt
** Kavill says everyone is corrupt :(
** Robert is shocked by this
** Jon helps Kavill w/ carrying the body
* Hauling body to Houe Oriens Azure courrier station
** Kavill saw weird-shaped short sword
* Attendant ushers us to a conference room
** Will fetch Shala d’Orien
** Refreshments available
** Peacock steals some of the silverware, unbenownst to us
** Well-dressed woman enters the room & sits at the head of the table
*** Courrier was Tares Grakken, 7y veteran
*** Vinster asks about what Grakken was carrying, she can’t tell us much
*** Destination was unknown, Tares was given destination on pickup (so only he knew)
*** May have associates at Rat’s Ankles / Bear’s Claws (or something) in lower Dura
**** Was a drunk
*** Vinster asks about client, since he’s also dragonmarked she gives us client info
**** Asks for information we find in return
**** Client was Lobana Petrevina, pick up message from her estate in Azure district
* Shala leaves, group does introductions
** Peacock isn’t very articulate, writes Normalman a note explaining what kenku are
*** Bird folk, legend that they were robbed of their wings (+ creativity thus their ability to think on their own) by some ancient curse
*** Steals things, admits this
*** “Cannot speak normal, mimic.”
** Warforged is terse
*** Gives us its name,
** Jon Perkins
*** Was a soldier in the Cyrian army
** Henry Kavill
*** Wants to help people make Sharn safe
** 1 hour has passed, 23 remain!
*** Deuxlette stops being a toilet
* We talk about our leads
** Peacock has the token for the Rat’s Paw, could be it!
** The client is nearby
*** We think we’ll head there first
***
* Walled mansion, manacured grounds, lots of decorative trees
** Guard at the front gate
** We explain the situation, guard lets us in!
* Manor is decorated in a tasteful white & silver decor
** More guards
** We’re waiting around
** Returns, lets us know the Madam will see us & brings to sitting room
* Robert examines the fancy chairs
** Brand new!
** Everything is brand-new!
** Peacock looks for stuff worth stealing
*** Sees paintings, plates, etc on the walls – art is most valuable stuff
* Short human woman enters, greets us coldly
** Explains to her what’s going on, seems disinterested
** Not sure why a nyone would intercept her messagre
** Moved from Sigilstar in Thrane
*** Yuri is her deceased husband
*** Believe her
*** Came to enjoy the art scene
** Hired courrier to deliver letter to sister in Flamekeep
*** Think she may be lying (nat 20 insight)
*** Sister is Alexia, follower of the Silver Flame (voice gets weird)
*** Has lived here for a long time
** Peacock asks if she has enemies – of course not!
** She is an artist !
** Vinster asks her to let House Ghallanda know if she thinks of anything that may be useful
** We depart the manor, another hour is down
* Outside, Vinster suggests she may have been lying about the letter to her sister
** Kavill suggests that A GAME IS AFOOT
** Robert doesn’t like games.
** Kavill shows us to the Rat’s Paw
* Raw’s Paw
** Rough folks, halfling eyes us
** Someone playing a lute & smoking
** Old bartender
** Furniture is battered and worn
** Floor is sticky
** Vinster gets ale
** Deux gets Mystery Rotgut
*** Oh god it’s VERY strong
*** Pure grain alcohol
** Peacock talks to the lute-player
*** Puts fingers up to throat, says his name is Smokey Joe in a very garbled voice
*** Offer a tune for 1c, Peacock pays him
** Halflings still watching us intently
*** Kavill is uncomfortable w/ that
*** We should talk to bartender about the courrier though
** Robert Normalman talks to bartender
*** Asks him about Tarres
*** Gets shifty, looks at the halflings
*** Can tell us where Tarres’ house was: middle Dura, bazar, had an apt there, gives us address
*** Vinster jumps in and order Robert a beer
*** Vinster & Peacock convince him to drink
**** It’s gross and he doesn’t like it
** Halfling approaches Robert and tells him to stop asking questions about Tarres
*** Hostile.
*** Bald, tattoo, billy club
**** Recognizes it as a Boromar clan mark
*** Vinster asks him what the problem is
**** His boss has a problem w/ us asking questions
*** Halflings start moving towards us as shit starts escalating
**** Vinster goads the Boromar guy, seems to have a problem w/ them
* Deux pulls a knife
** Peacock steps outside
** Halfling threatens Robert
** Kavill pulls his sword & identifies himself as a guard
*** They laugh at him
** Tries to smack Robert, Kavill intercepts
* BAR FIGHT!
** Robert runs in the corner & hides
** Peacock busts in through a window and sneak attacks a surprised Boromar thug!
** Deux crits a Boromar with their rapier, lops off a finger and enter his heart
*** Deftly catches severed finger w/ toilet hole so ghost can eat it ….. ?
** Robert touches himself, heals 8 HP :o
** Kavill knocks another thug out
** Jon crits with his longbow, killing another thug!
** Kavill goes down, was getting dogpiled by the thugs
** Vinster slays a thug
** Robert shoots fire !
** Vinster shouts at the last thug to throw down his club and surrender
* Loot: 25g
** Peacock steals it all
** Robert notices, but is busy tending to Kavill
** Kavill goes to fetch the watch
* Thug is named Dan
** Hired by the Boromar, they heard some folks were investigating
** Were sent here, figuring we’d show up
** Was frequented by The Target
** “Mondo” is the boss, has a resturant in Middle Dura
*** Gives us the address
** Paying 5g a head for the thugs
* Smokey Joe the Bard is packing up to go
** Vinster gives him 2s to stay and play more
** Other patrons relax now, seem happier w/out all the skullduggery
* Kavill returns with the Sharn guard
** They haul the corpses out
** Guards take the last thug out in chains

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-08-24T03:24:58Z

Owls:

The Spinach Inquisition begins...

== Adventure Log ==
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09|Prologue one-shot]]
* [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-23|Investigating a Murder]]

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-08-24T03:24:50Z

Owls: /* Adventure Log */

The Spinach Inquisition begins...

== Adventure Log ==
- [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09|Prologue one-shot]]
- [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-23|Investigating a Murder]]

Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09

2019-08-10T03:47:06Z

Owls: /* One-shot Eberron Intro */

= One-shot Eberron Intro =

* In Sharn
** Long-running civil war
** Sharn remains neutral, ideal for merchants, travellers, egg salesmen, and refugees
** Houses persue agendas in Sharn, do politics
* In the Golden Horn Inn
** Morgrave Uni employing us
** Prof. Yarnnith Moonsong needs help recovering artifacts
* Eggsellers yelling at each other
** Volkas-dwarf agrees with one
** O’hardigan likes hard boiled eggs
* Skips reaches for an egg, O’hardigan goes for her daggers
** Garret hits O’hardigan with Friends
* Skips gives Garret a coupon for free 20 eggs
** Garret approves, tells barkeep to get us a round of drinks!
** Dward approves
* Wench Inventory
** Grey hair / grey skin
** Regal
** Regular wenches
* Skips goes to say hello to the grey/grey wench
** Skips hits on her and throws her money
** She transforms into a large, burly, hairy man
*** “You’re doing what now.”
** Skips gives her a coupon, but she crushes it
* Dorf is Duandor Mistbeard, Pirate
** From “The Principalities”, a bunch of islands, each ruled by a <> prince!
* “All of your tabs have been closed, airship leaves at dawn!”
** Man comes out
** Looks Important, wearing Fancy Clothing
** Thuggish people point us towards low rent inns
** Report to airship dock at dawn
* Stan overheards prof. speaking to assist
** “The Boromar pulled a lot of string and paid a lot of coin for this”
* We wake up & arrive at Airship Docks
** Prof nowhere to be seen
** Assistants are loading us onto The Cloud Sliver
** Crates being loaded by dockworkers
* Silver Codex has been asked to assist with loading crates
** Helps w/out complaint
* We lift off!
** O’hardigan brought hardboiled egg cart
** Skips insults a thug over their enjoyment of an egg
** Starts re-frying scrambled eggs w/ cinnamon
** Gathering a crowd!
** Stan O’haridgan won’t give me an egg even though I am Ghallanda !
* Skips offers an egg popsicle (fried scrambled egg on a stick) to Garret
** Wat.
** But tries it anyway
** Not great, peasant food
** Prestidigitations the cinnamon out w/ black pepper, warms it up
** Offered hard-boiled egg on a stick by O’hardigan
** Prestidigitations some salt into it, much better
* O’hardigan puts a hard-boiled egg on a stack & gives it to Skips
** Long argument about eggs on sticks
** More arguments about eggs on sticks
** DM: You have free run of the airship right now, but feel free to continue bickering about eggs.
* O’hardigan is making more money than Skips right now!
* More activity on the deck! People are bringing stuff down from the cargo hold
** Rope, hooks
* O’hardigan asks an assistant where we’re heading
** He’s kind of a jerk
** Steals an egg!
* Duandor determines we’re headed off course!
** We are worried!
* Someone yells at us to get rope
** We all look at Silver Codex expectantly
** Silver Codex sees a door ajar on his rope quest
** But just gets the rope.
* O’hardigan & Silver Codex overhear:
** Prof has Cannith connections
** That’s how the ship’s gunna bring us home, right?
** Hah, “professor”
* Garret looks off edge of ship
** Spots another ship, we’re heading towards it
* Prof shows up, looks like a predator
** Looks at other ship as if its prey
** Telling people to uncoil ropes, prepare hooks
** Duandor suggests these are sky pirates.
** Yells at us to get to work
*** Garret starts enchanting hardboiled eggs for consumption
* AIRSHIPS COLLIDE.
** People fall off
** Our people start teathering to the other ship
** Professor dual wields wands and starts firing on the other ship
** Yells at us to get over there
** Crews are slaughtering each other
** O’hardigan’s egg cart want overboard !
** Mace swing knocks an egg out of Garret’s hand
* Garret sets out his Ghallanda badge w/ the eggs
** “Refreshments when you need them!”
* Skips stabs somebody in the neck, killing them instantly.
* Battle ends
** Handful of survivors on The Cloud Sliver (inc. prof moonsong)
** Everyone is exhausted
** Lots of dead
** Party lived! Duandor is tired though.
** Garret goes to look for booze to serve people
* Ominous groaning and cracking
** Airship is … shifting
** Floor boards start snapping
** The Cloud Sliver is critically damaged
** Other ship looks OK
** Still secured to other ship
* Garret runs for it
** Everyone gets across
** Prestidigitation’s the ropes on fire
** Prof. goes back to his quarters, whining about this not being to plan
** Realizes ropes are burned, can’t make it across
** The Cloud Sliver sinks below the clouds, out of our sight.
** Skips tosses an egg where the ship sank.
* We’re all alone on this airship
** Heavy damage, holes in deck, ballista bolts sticking out of stuff
** Garret goes to look for alcohol
** O’harigan looks for a kitchen
** Duandor looks for navigator room
* Garret finds a cargo hold
** Ropes, chains, pulleys, multiple tiers
** Sees many warforged bodies scatted on the bottom of the hold
** Garret thinks “oh shit this is a cannith transport”
** No booze, leaves hold, tries to pile rubble in front of it so nobody else notices
* Duandor is locked out of the pilot room
** Needs a key
** Goes to look for one in crew quarters
* Stan O’hardigan finds lots of Cannith insignia embroidered on stuff
** Page w/ coded symbols
** Pockets it
* Skips explores ship for a bed
** Puts matresses together to make a big matress fort
** Naps in Fort Skips
* Silver Codex looks for library, document repository, anything
** Finds a lab
** Lots of arcane contraptions broken
** Bubbling liquid on the floor, eating away at enchanted wood
** Determines lab was for experimental warforged components
** Acid was probably for a weapon
** Intact bottles in room, one of which may neutralize acid
*** Pours it on to try to stop hull from being destroyed
** Grabs an intact bottle of acid for … safe keeping.
* Garret reports the cargo hold had nothing exciting in it
** Duandor questions that
** Garret friends + deception checks that shit
** Duandor reports we need a key
*** O’hardigan asks if we can pick it, says no, too complex and magical
*** Garret suggests having warforged punch it open
* We head off to find it
** We’re pretty racist
** Don’t remember warforged’s name
** “SILVER BOOOK! OI SILVER BOOOOOK!”
* Silver Codex explores further, finds damaged warforged stuck to the walls
** Inert (never been alive)
** Lab was probably creating items to use w/ these warforged
** Gigantic juggernaught strapped to the back of the room
** Largest warforged Silver has seen
** Lots of spikes and weapons
** (ooc: is that the goddamn lord of blades?)
* Silver Codex comes back
** Garret tells him to come open a door, kind of rudely
** We head back to the pilot’s nest
* Silver Codex recognizes wood in the door is the enchanted floodboard wood from lab
** Enchanted wood, treated to resist blunt force
** Probably why the ship did not break like The Cloud Sliver
** Silver Codex thinks the acid can probs get through the door
** Pours acid on the hinges
** After a while, the hinges detach from the door and it pushes it off its hinges
* We head in
** Pilot is dead, dagger stuck out of him
** Three crystal platters per side w/ alerts on them
*** Vessel cannot move until holes are patched
*** Cargo hold off balance
*** Aurary is out of alignment
*** Pilot missing
* Pilot has a Cannith dragonmark
** Dagger sticking out of his head has Boromar sigil
** Garret finds it unusual a Cannith guy was piloting
** Says Duandor might be able to fly it!
** We move the dead body off the helm
*** Garret takes dagger
* Duandor tries to fly it, plates flash
** Nope
* We need to fill some holes
** We also need the ship to recognize a pilot probably
*** Garret suggests that he should cover himself in the pilot’s blood
*** Gets some blood on him
*** “Pilot Missing”
*** Garret suggests more blood, but Duandor wants to try moving his body instead
* O’hardigan & Garret head for one of the holds w/ supplies
** Planks, nails, adhesive
** Food (fruit & grains)
** O’hardigan mixes oats with adhesive to make plaster
* Garret stops Duandor from going to the cargo hold
** Goes himself instead
** Chained warforged are a mess, chains help move them
** Five chains w/ wheel to align them
** Smol halfling w/ -1 str mod starts shifting warforged around w/ the levers
** GUNNA TAKE SOME TIME.
* Silver Codex goes to work on the aurary problem
** Finds detailed paintings of the planes of existence in the aurary
** Complex formulae, warforged doesn’t go nuts when reading them
** Nat 20 arcana, knows how to align the realms!
*** Form a planar convergence to realign the aurary
*** Does that
** Aurary shines, identified as Xoriat (the Far Realm)
*** Not much nown about it
*** Almost all unknowable horrors of Eberron come from Xoriat
* Cargo hold balance returns to acceptable tolerance (not ideal, but good enough)
** Garret blocks door to the warforged hold on his way out
* We tell Silver Codex to try piloting it
** It says no, motions for Duandor to try again
** It works!
*** Duandor feels connected to every part of the ship
*** Can “feel” where everyone is
*** Feels presence of warforged in the cargo hold
** Detects A LOT of Dragonshards
** Ship says to Duandor
*** This unit requires repairs
*** This unit will return to Sharn for repairs
** Pilots itself
** Duandor tells us
*** Garret WTFs
* Returns to Sharn, dock off of the Dura district
** Duandor hears “shutting down, repairs required, this unit will slumber until it is restored”<br />

** Ship slides into the dock
* We exit the ship
** Approached by dockworkers
** Important woman
*** YOU! Off the ship now!
*** Dockmaster
** Skips bribes her for 10g
** She says we’re cool, but Garret suggests waiting
** Sends Duandor to go get a dragonshard…
* Skips sees something interesting as he explores the docks
** Wanted posters for us! Oh no!
** Guard spots Skips, demands a bribe
** Doesn’t have gold, tries to give him a coupon
** Wants to take Skips for a walk to his house…
** Menaces Skips with a mace.
** Throws a distraction egg, runs away!
* We bribe the dockmaster
** With one dragonshard
** She’s boromir
** Friends + Persuasion gets her on our side, will keep people away from out ship
** Tells us we’re wanted, guards are looking out for us
** Recommends Half-tusk Fabricators can repair ship, Sebestian
* Duandor goes to see about repairs for the airship
* O’hardigan buys eggs
* Garret finds something to cover his face in the crew quarters
** Silver Codex looks for a hood too
* Duandor finds Half-Tusk, androgen half-orc tinkering inside
** It’s Sebastian
** Asks about airship repair
** Comments on it being an unusual airship
** “The Gold Stream” is now our ship name, apparently.
** Gunna be expensive
** Proposed Duandor helps him out, and repairs will be free.
*** Need a bit of time
*** Could do some basic repairs over a few hours, to get it repair-worthy
*** Needs a ride out of here ASAP, can’t explain why
*** Agrees. Staff start picking up the shit in their shop.
** Returns to ship ahead of repair crew, approached by Dockmaster
** Looting dragonshards :V
* Stan O’hardigan looks for an inn
** Finds an inn w/ a gnome being ejected
** Gnome shouts about not meaning to grope somebody
** Brushes dust off his robes, wanders towards Stan
** Gnome suddenly spins & looks Stan in the eye
*** I CAN FEEL IT
*** He can sense the crypted text in Stan’s pocket
*** Stan says he’ll hand it over if he can find him a bathtub
*** Willing to give it in exchange for a room
*** “They won’t let me back in!”
*** “FIND ME A DIFFERENT INN THEN”
** That happens
*** Boil eggs in the bathroom
*** Gnome comes to the bathroom
*** Shows gnome a good time (boiling eggs)
**** Gnome documents the process
*** Asks is Stan is a 4th-generation egg boiler
**** Gets a long lecture o

Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09

2019-08-10T03:44:46Z

Owls: Created page with "= One-shot Eberron Intro = * In Sharn ** Long-running civil war ** Sharn remains neutral, ideal for merchants, travellers, egg salesmen, and refugees ** Houses persue agendas..."

= One-shot Eberron Intro =

* In Sharn
** Long-running civil war
** Sharn remains neutral, ideal for merchants, travellers, egg salesmen, and refugees
** Houses persue agendas in Sharn, do politics
* In the Golden Horn Inn
** Morgrave Uni employing us
** Prof.┬áYarnnith Moonsong needs help recovering artifacts
* Eggsellers yelling at each other
** Volkas-dwarf agrees with one
** OΓÇÖhardigan likes hard boiled eggs
* Skips reaches for an egg, OΓÇÖhardigan goes for her daggers
** Garret hits OΓÇÖhardigan with Friends
* Skips gives Garret a coupon for free 20 eggs
** Garret approves, tells barkeep to get us a round of drinks!
** Dward approves
* Wench Inventory
** Grey hair / grey skin
** Regal
** Regular wenches
* Skips goes to say hello to the grey/grey wench
** Skips hits on her and throws her money
** She transforms into a large, burly, hairy man
*** ΓÇ£YouΓÇÖre doing what now.ΓÇ¥
** Skips gives her a coupon, but she crushes it
* Dorf is Duandor Mistbeard, Pirate
** From ΓÇ£The PrincipalitiesΓÇ¥, a bunch of islands, each ruled by a <> prince!
* ΓÇ£All of your tabs have been closed, airship leaves at dawn!ΓÇ¥
** Man comes out
** Looks Important, wearing Fancy Clothing
** Thuggish people point us towards low rent inns
** Report to airship dock at dawn
* Stan overheards prof. speaking to assist
** ΓÇ£The Boromar pulled a lot of string and paid a lot of coin for thisΓÇ¥
* We wake up & arrive at Airship Docks
** Prof nowhere to be seen
** Assistants are loading us onto The Cloud Sliver
** Crates being loaded by dockworkers
* Silver Codex has been asked to assist with loading crates
** Helps w/out complaint
* We lift off!
** OΓÇÖhardigan brought hardboiled egg cart
** Skips insults a thug over their enjoyment of an egg
** Starts re-frying scrambled eggs w/ cinnamon
** Gathering a crowd!
** Stan OΓÇÖharidgan wonΓÇÖt give me an egg even though I am Ghallanda !
* Skips offers an egg popsicle (fried scrambled egg on a stick) to Garret
** Wat.
** But tries it anyway
** Not great, peasant food
** Prestidigitations the cinnamon out w/ black pepper, warms it up
** Offered hard-boiled egg on a stick by OΓÇÖhardigan
** Prestidigitations some salt into it, much better
* OΓÇÖhardigan puts a hard-boiled egg on a stack & gives it to Skips
** Long argument about eggs on sticks
** More arguments about eggs on sticks
** DM: You have free run of the airship right now, but feel free to continue bickering about eggs.
* OΓÇÖhardigan is making more money than Skips right now!
* More activity on the deck! People are bringing stuff down from the cargo hold
** Rope, hooks
* OΓÇÖhardigan asks an assistant where weΓÇÖre heading
** HeΓÇÖs kind of a jerk
** Steals an egg!
* Duandor determines weΓÇÖre headed off course!
** We are worried!
* Someone yells at us to get rope
** We all look at Silver Codex expectantly
** Silver Codex sees a door ajar on his rope quest
** But just gets the rope.
* OΓÇÖhardigan & Silver Codex overhear:
** Prof has Cannith connections
** ThatΓÇÖs how the shipΓÇÖs gunna bring us home, right?
** Hah, ΓÇ£professorΓÇ¥
* Garret looks off edge of ship
** Spots another ship, weΓÇÖre heading towards it
* Prof shows up, looks like a predator
** Looks at other ship as if its prey
** Telling people to uncoil ropes, prepare hooks
** Duandor suggests these are sky pirates.
** Yells at us to get to work
*** Garret starts enchanting hardboiled eggs for consumption
* AIRSHIPS COLLIDE.
** People fall off
** Our people start teathering to the other ship
** Professor dual wields wands and starts firing on the other ship
** Yells at us to get over there
** Crews are slaughtering each other
** OΓÇÖhardiganΓÇÖs egg cart want overboard !
** Mace swing knocks an egg out of GarretΓÇÖs hand
* Garret sets out his Ghallanda badge w/ the eggs
** ΓÇ£Refreshments when you need them!ΓÇ¥
* Skips stabs somebody in the neck, killing them instantly.
* Battle ends
** Handful of survivors on The Cloud Sliver (inc. prof moonsong)
** Everyone is exhausted
** Lots of dead
** Party lived! Duandor is tired though.
** Garret goes to look for booze to serve people
* Ominous groaning and cracking
** Airship is ΓÇª shifting
** Floor boards start snapping
** The Cloud Sliver is critically damaged
** Other ship looks OK
** Still secured to other ship
* Garret runs for it
** Everyone gets across
** PrestidigitationΓÇÖs the ropes on fire
** Prof.┬ágoes back to his quarters, whining about this not being to plan
** Realizes ropes are burned, canΓÇÖt make it across
** The Cloud Sliver sinks below the clouds, out of our sight.
** Skips tosses an egg where the ship sank.
* WeΓÇÖre all alone on this airship
** Heavy damage, holes in deck, ballista bolts sticking out of stuff
** Garret goes to look for alcohol
** OΓÇÖharigan looks for a kitchen
** Duandor looks for navigator room
* Garret finds a cargo hold
** Ropes, chains, pulleys, multiple tiers
** Sees many warforged bodies scatted on the bottom of the hold
** Garret thinks ΓÇ£oh shit this is a cannith transportΓÇ¥
** No booze, leaves hold, tries to pile rubble in front of it so nobody else notices
* Duandor is locked out of the pilot room
** Needs a key
** Goes to look for one in crew quarters
* Stan OΓÇÖhardigan finds lots of Cannith insignia embroidered on stuff
** Page w/ coded symbols
** Pockets it
* Skips explores ship for a bed
** Puts matresses together to make a big matress fort
** Naps in Fort Skips
* Silver Codex looks for library, document repository, anything
** Finds a lab
** Lots of arcane contraptions broken
** Bubbling liquid on the floor, eating away at enchanted wood
** Determines lab was for experimental warforged components
** Acid was probably for a weapon
** Intact bottles in room, one of which may neutralize acid
*** Pours it on to try to stop hull from being destroyed
** Grabs an intact bottle of acid for ΓÇª safe keeping.
* Garret reports the cargo hold had nothing exciting in it
** Duandor questions that
** Garret friends + deception checks that shit
** Duandor reports we need a key
*** OΓÇÖhardigan asks if we can pick it, says no, too complex and magical
*** Garret suggests having warforged punch it open
* We head off to find it
** WeΓÇÖre pretty racist
** DonΓÇÖt remember warforgedΓÇÖs name
** ΓÇ£SILVER BOOOK! OI SILVER BOOOOOK!ΓÇ¥
* Silver Codex explores further, finds damaged warforged stuck to the walls
** Inert (never been alive)
** Lab was probably creating items to use w/ these warforged
** Gigantic juggernaught strapped to the back of the room
** Largest warforged Silver has seen
** Lots of spikes and weapons
** (ooc: is that the goddamn lord of blades?)
* Silver Codex comes back
** Garret tells him to come open a door, kind of rudely
** We head back to the pilotΓÇÖs nest
* Silver Codex recognizes wood in the door is the enchanted floodboard wood from lab
** Enchanted wood, treated to resist blunt force
** Probably why the ship did not break like The Cloud Sliver
** Silver Codex thinks the acid can probs get through the door
** Pours acid on the hinges
** After a while, the hinges detach from the door and it pushes it off its hinges
* We head in
** Pilot is dead, dagger stuck out of him
** Three crystal platters per side w/ alerts on them
*** Vessel cannot move until holes are patched
*** Cargo hold off balance
*** Aurary is out of alignment
*** Pilot missing
* Pilot has a Cannith dragonmark
** Dagger sticking out of his head has Boromar sigil
** Garret finds it unusual a Cannith guy was piloting
** Says Duandor might be able to fly it!
** We move the dead body off the helm
*** Garret takes dagger
* Duandor tries to fly it, plates flash
** Nope
* We need to fill some holes
** We also need the ship to recognize a pilot probably
*** Garret suggests that he should cover himself in the pilotΓÇÖs blood
*** Gets some blood on him
*** ΓÇ£Pilot MissingΓÇ¥
*** Garret suggests more blood, but Duandor wants to try moving his body instead
* OΓÇÖhardigan & Garret head for one of the holds w/ supplies
** Planks, nails, adhesive
** Food (fruit & grains)
** OΓÇÖhardigan mixes oats with adhesive to make plaster
* Garret stops Duandor from going to the cargo hold
** Goes himself instead
** Chained warforged are a mess, chains help move them
** Five chains w/ wheel to align them
** Smol halfling w/ -1 str mod starts shifting warforged around w/ the levers
** GUNNA TAKE SOME TIME.
* Silver Codex goes to work on the aurary problem
** Finds detailed paintings of the planes of existence in the aurary
** Complex formulae, warforged doesnΓÇÖt go nuts when reading them
** Nat 20 arcana, knows how to align the realms!
*** Form a planar convergence to realign the aurary
*** Does that
** Aurary shines, identified as Xoriat (the Far Realm)
*** Not much nown about it
*** Almost all unknowable horrors of Eberron come from Xoriat
* Cargo hold balance returns to acceptable tolerance (not ideal, but good enough)
** Garret blocks door to the warforged hold on his way out
* We tell Silver Codex to try piloting it
** It says no, motions for Duandor to try again
** It works!
*** Duandor feels connected to every part of the ship
*** Can ΓÇ£feelΓÇ¥ where everyone is
*** Feels presence of warforged in the cargo hold
** Detects A LOT of Dragonshards
** Ship says to Duandor
*** This unit requires repairs
*** This unit will return to Sharn for repairs
** Pilots itself
** Duandor tells us
*** Garret WTFs
* Returns to Sharn, dock off of the Dura district
** Duandor hears ΓÇ£shutting down, repairs required, this unit will slumber until it is restoredΓÇ¥<br />

** Ship slides into the dock
* We exit the ship
** Approached by dockworkers
** Important woman
*** YOU! Off the ship now!
*** Dockmaster
** Skips bribes her for 10g
** She says weΓÇÖre cool, but Garret suggests waiting
** Sends Duandor to go get a dragonshardΓÇª
* Skips sees something interesting as he explores the docks
** Wanted posters for us! Oh no!
** Guard spots Skips, demands a bribe
** DoesnΓÇÖt have gold, tries to give him a coupon
** Wants to take Skips for a walk to his houseΓÇª
** Menaces Skips with a mace.
** Throws a distraction egg, runs away!
* We bribe the dockmaster
** With one dragonshard
** SheΓÇÖs boromir
** Friends + Persuasion gets her on our side, will keep people away from out ship
** Tells us weΓÇÖre wanted, guards are looking out for us
** Recommends Half-tusk Fabricators can repair ship, Sebestian
* Duandor goes to see about repairs for the airship
* OΓÇÖhardigan buys eggs
* Garret finds something to cover his face in the crew quarters
** Silver Codex looks for a hood too
* Duandor finds Half-Tusk, androgen half-orc tinkering inside
** ItΓÇÖs Sebastian
** Asks about airship repair
** Comments on it being an unusual airship
** ΓÇ£The Gold StreamΓÇ¥ is now our ship name, apparently.
** Gunna be expensive
** Proposed Duandor helps him out, and repairs will be free.
*** Need a bit of time
*** Could do some basic repairs over a few hours, to get it repair-worthy
*** Needs a ride out of here ASAP, canΓÇÖt explain why
*** Agrees. Staff start picking up the shit in their shop.
** Returns to ship ahead of repair crew, approached by Dockmaster
** Looting dragonshards :V
* Stan OΓÇÖhardigan looks for an inn
** Finds an inn w/ a gnome being ejected
** Gnome shouts about not meaning to grope somebody
** Brushes dust off his robes, wanders towards Stan
** Gnome suddenly spins & looks Stan in the eye
*** I CAN FEEL IT
*** He can sense the crypted text in StanΓÇÖs pocket
*** Stan says heΓÇÖll hand it over if he can find him a bathtub
*** Willing to give it in exchange for a room
*** ΓÇ£They wonΓÇÖt let me back in!ΓÇ¥
*** ΓÇ£FIND ME A DIFFERENT INN THENΓÇ¥
** That happens
*** Boil eggs in the bathroom
*** Gnome comes to the bathroom
*** Shows gnome a good time (boiling eggs)
**** Gnome documents the process
*** Asks is Stan is a 4th-generation egg boiler
**** Gets a long lecture on OΓÇÖhardigan family history
*** Wants to write a book about Stan
*** Has trained member of House Sivvis on this encryption technique
*** Asks if wants notes translated
**** Illiterate.
**** Offers to take the gnome to us so we can discuss decrypting
** Puts all the boiled eggs in the blanket off the bed for transport.
* Garret tries to pass the buck to the Ghallanda Viceroy for Sharn
** Buck is passed back, wants to secure the dragonshards
** Sends Garret back to bring the ship to a safer port
** Finds repair crew, gnome
*** Gnome has a Sivvis mark
*** Garran dΓÇÖSivvis
* Prof.┬áMoonsong is back
** Just walks right on to the ship like he fuckin owns it
** Was abandoned by his House (???)
** Skips approached, Prof pulls a wand.
** Offers us $$$$ to help him
** Tells us to get on the fucking boat
** Gunna sell the dragonshards & warforged
* Wants to leave, ship needs repairs first
** Sebastian gets to work
** Duandor helps
** Garret makes coffee
* We hear click THRUM
** Crossbow turret is fired from a higher part of the dock
** Right through Prof MoonsongΓÇÖs chest, flinging him off the ship.
** We are charged by Clan Boromir
* Sebastian steps his shit up
** Duandor runs for the pilot room
** Garret pulls up the gang planks to make boarding harder
** Boromir try to jump the gap
** We pelt them w/ hardboiled eggs!
* Duandor gets to the helm
** Ship is repaired enough
** WE GO UP!
* We see planks on the side of the ship begin to separate and form arms
** The ship punches the dock and shatters it, killing Boromir
* We argue about where to go
** Sebastian & Duandor want to leave Sharn
** Garret wants to stay in the city, find new dock
** They win
* HUGE EXPLOSION in the distance!

Eberron:Adventure Log

2019-08-10T03:44:42Z

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The Spinach Inquisition begins...

== Adventure Log ==
- [[Eberron:Adventure/2019-08-09|Prologue one-shot]]

House Ghallanda

2019-08-10T00:15:20Z

Owls:

House Ghallanda is a halfling dragonmarked house found throughout Khorvaire. Ghallanda is one of the few Dragonmarked Houses that are not involved with some form of arms dealing or soldiering, instead Ghallanda are Eberron's best hosts dealing in food and shelter.

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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Ghallanda Facts</div>
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* Sharn has four Golden Dragon Inns and over three dozen licensed taverns.
* The golden Helpful Hound insignia may only be displayed by inns and taverns that are staffed by a marked Ghallanda heir.
* A visit from a roving [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Black_Dog Black Dog] will increase an inn's revenue at least three-fold.
* House Ghallanda owns over 1,700 establishments across Khorvaire. That's over a quarter million square feet of hospitality.
* Blink Dogs can teleport 40 feet in a single leap.
* Cyre's inns employ four of the five Thronehold Starred chefs.
* "Ghallanda" is the Talenta name for the blink dog.
* On average, there are 312,750 people sleeping in a Hostellers-licensed inn each night.
* Ghallanda brew masters prepare over seven million gallons of ale each year.
* Launching a new full-service Golden Dragon Inn is a three-month project that costs 7,200 - 8,500 gp, depending on the location.
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House Ghallanda

2019-08-10T00:08:48Z

Owls:

House Ghallanda

2019-08-10T00:06:26Z

Owls:

House Ghallanda

2019-08-10T00:00:56Z

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Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-08-09T23:45:43Z

Owls: /* Life */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

== Life ==
Garret was a life-long [[House Ghallanda|Ghallanda]] agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Vinster]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

Vinster d'Ghallanda

2019-08-09T23:45:24Z

Owls: /* Personality */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Vincent dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''The [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/frostbite Frostbite] in your icebox is 3° too warm.''
| name = Vinster d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = Fighter
| age = 30
| job = Health Inspector, Cook
| character_sheet = [https://ddb.ac/characters/10670700/8dFIyk DnD Beyond]
}}

Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda is an affable halfling who works for the [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Hostelers_Guild Hostelers Guild].

== Personality ==
Vinster is an affable gentleman who always aims to please. He is always well-dressed. With the Mark of Hospitality, he can turn even the grumpiest person into a friend. If things look rough, Vinster will always try to get everyone comfortable instead of fight.

Having grown up as a [[House Ghallanda|Ghallanda]] scion, Vinster is fiercely loyal to the House. One day, Vinster hopes to climb the ladder and oversee operations for a whole nation. He believes in some aspects of the [http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/the-korth-edicts Korth Edicts], particularly limiting the scarier houses like Denieth and Cannith, but wishes Ghallanda could own the land for their establishments.

He is well-known throughout Sharn, having spent time working in most of the Gold Dragon Inns and other bonded hosteler businesses in town. If you need to find a drink or a game, Vinster can direct you to just the right establishment.

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* Try to get people calmed down instead of launching into a fight
* I’m representing my house and take great pride in my personal appearance.
* I never forget an insult made against myself or my house.
* Ideal: Comfort. I want to ensure that me and mine enjoy the best things in life. (Any)
* Bond: I am determined to impress the leaders of my house, and to become a leader myself.
* Flaw: I serve my House, even when that means crushing our competition.
</div></div>

== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Vinster was born to an unimportant House Ghallanda branch family in 968 YK. Vinster knew his [[Garret d'Ghallanda|birth parents]] only briefly; they were detached to a group of mercenaries from House Deneith, and the whole unit was lost. He has no memory of them.

Vinster was instead raised by the House. He was shuffled between the Gold Dragon Inns of Sharn. He was put to work bussing tables, tapping ale barrels, cleaning rooms, and preparing ingredients for meals. All the while, a sense of duty to the House was instilled in him.

At age twelve, Vincent undertook his Test of Siberys: one hundred goblins turned up at a quiet Gold Dragon Inn and Vincent was the only staff member around. He manifested the Mark of Hospitality on his left bicep, and was able to churn out over a hundred plates of roast beast.

Later that day, [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Keslo_d%27Ghallanda Viceroy Keslo d'Ghallanda] decided that Vinster should be trained by a Deneith blademark, so that he may successfully follow in his parent's footsteps. Neltyuun d'Deneith was contracted and they spent every afternoon together for the next eight years. Vinster became skilled with the bow, but with the end of the Last War, interest in contracting members of the house to Deneith units waned.

Vinster took an interest in cooking when he was fourteen. With a pinch of salt and a nudge with prestidigitation, he found that he could turn the humblest of potatoes into an hors d'oeuvre fit for King Galifar's table. He has participated in a number of Hostelers Guild [https://shokugekinosoma.fandom.com/wiki/Shokugeki shokugeki], although he has not been able to beat the more seasoned dragonmarked chefs.

=== Junior Health Inspector ===
On the Day of Mourning, the Dragonmarked houses saw that the end of the Last War was fast approaching. Vinster, originally slated for field work with Denieth blademarks, was given a different job for his first assignment: Junior Health Inspector for the hostelers guild. The Viceroy himself explained that, as a trained fighter, he would be able to deal with the more troublesome standards. With refugees pouring in from Cyre, standards needed to be upheld.

Vinster took on his new assignment with pride. After a year shadowing other inspectors, he began attending to the higher-risk areas of Sharn. He visited inns and taverns operated by destitute refugees in High Wall who would lose it all from a failed inspection, and the strange establishments in the goblin slums of Malleon's Gate, where even the Sharn watch fear to tread.

For the most part, Vinster's inspections went well. On occasions where a kitchen failed to meet the Guild's standards, Vinster would often offer his help, either by training or helping with necessary repairs. This gained him a fantastic reputation among the independent ale house operators of High Wall; as he moved between businesses, aspiring hostelers would chase after him and request he taste-test their latest concoction. House leadership did not mind, as it was a very small investment of resources to keep revenue flowing.

Not all was good cheer and a few hours of work on a faulty Cone of Cold spell, however. The White Wolfwood Group, headquartered out of Malleon's Gate, operated a dozen ale houses and hostels in Sharn. Vinster's visits to their establishments was met with veiled hostility, but he conducted himself with professionalism. On three occasions, Vinster ordered one of their ale houses shut down. None of their staff ever came to blows, but there were a few times when Vinster wanted to reach for his bow, even after trying [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/friends Friends].

In early 997 YK, the Viceroy discovered that the White Wolfwood Group was being bankrolled by the [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Boromar_Clan Boromar clan]. Vinster and two senior inspectors, Fenula and Jayni, were summoned to Ghallanda Hall. There, they were told that they would need to visit each of the White Wolfwood establishments, remove the Blink Dog insignia from their signs, and instruct them to immediately cease operation. Scrolls of fire bolt and enchanted arrows were issues to the inspection team as a last resort.

Shutting down the first two ale houses was tense, but the disgruntled employees were clearly not happy about losing their jobs. The inspection team removed their Blink Dogs and moved on once the handful of patrons had dispersed and the door was barred.

In the third ale house, the Wolfwood Retreat, the inspectors walked in to an ambush: a dozen goblins & Boromar halflings were waiting for them. The goblins were easily scared off when Jayni launched a firebolt into the kegs, but the Boromar were dedicated to the assault. Vinster put two of them down in quick succession while Fenula set the building ablaze. The inspectors retreated outside and barred the door after them. The screams of the trapped halflings drew the city watch. Vinster flashes his Ghallanda signet ring and told them not to interfere. Begrudgingly, the watchmen stood idly by.

The next two ale houses had similar ambushes, but without any halflings present. The goblins were unskilled labourers and were easily dealt with. However, the final establishment was operating normally. Vinster delivered the news to its operator, who merely nodded and handed over a letter before closing up.

<blockquote>
Vinster d'Ghallanda,

My brother burned in the Wolfwood Retreat today.

That isn't how the game is played.

Think you're a bigshot all you want with that ring -- I'll show you otherwise real soon.

Sincerely,<br>
Yenlos Boromar
</blockquote>

After reading the letter, the words disappeared. Vinster let the other inspectors know, but they only shrugged.

=== Health Inspector ===
For his role in the White Wolfwood Group affair, Vinster was promoted to Health Inspector.

He continued on much as before, but from time to time, the House would give him delicate assignments...

== Notes for the DM ==
These are notes that the DM may be interested in.

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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Potential Hooks</div>
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* Angry people who have been given a failing health inspection mark want to get even
* Yenlos Boromar (or other Boromars) want to kill me
* WILL ACCEPT COOKING CHALLENGES FROM ALL COMERS
* Other Tasks As Assigned By [House] Management
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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Tentative Progression</div>
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* Arcane Archer subclass at L3, probably? I'll restyle it as a wandslinger thing instead of being elven archery skillz
* Planning to take Greater Dragonmark feat at L8, which the House would probably be interested in (once they find out about it)
** This gives us [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/mordenkainens-magnificent-mansion Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion] :-)
* Have to avoid Longbows due to being Small
* Getting a [https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/bag-of-bounty Bag of Bounty] would be cool
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</div>

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Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-08-09T23:44:58Z

Owls: /* Life */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

== Life ==
Garret was a life-long [[Ghallanda|House Ghallanda]] agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Vinster]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-08-09T23:44:43Z

Owls: /* Life */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

== Life ==
Garret was a life-long [[Ghallanda|House Ghallanda]] agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster|Vinster d'Ghallanda]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-07-15T02:26:56Z

Owls: /* Current Status */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition successfully disabled the signal that was causing the curse. Its spread has stopped, but its effects linger upon the minds of Elysium's surviving guests. Notably, the Buzzblades, Bono K. Rono, and several high-level Elysium staff did not survive the carnage.

During their egress, the Spinach Inquisition captured the Elysium chief of security.

Billy Naise took a different ship to escape. The Spinach Inquisition rigged it to blow, and Billy Naise is presumed dead.

Because the Inquisitiors destroyed the server room, all evidence that could have alerted the Pact Worlds that Elysium is planning to mass-produce apps that will broadcast the curse and cause devastation was destroyed. It is unknown if the Stewards will be able to determine what happened at all.

This new threat from Elysium's curse signal, as well as the decimation of the Pact Worlds armada, means that the next few years will be ... interesting.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Retrieving the Degenerator Core
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]
* [[MayoGliding Through Elysium]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07|2019-06-07]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-07-15T02:24:46Z

Owls: /* Current Status */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition successfully disabled the signal that was causing the curse. Its spread has stopped, but its effects linger upon the minds of Elysium's surviving guests. Notably, the Buzzblades, Bono K. Rono, and several high-level Elysium staff did not survive the carnage.

During their egress, the Spinach Inquisition captured the Elysium chief of security.

Billy Naise took a different ship to escape. The Spinach Inquisition rigged it to blow, and Billy Naise is presumed dead.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Retrieving the Degenerator Core
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]
* [[MayoGliding Through Elysium]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07|2019-06-07]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-07-15T02:13:18Z

Owls: /* Campaign */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition, minus Junk, has arrived for an an all-expenses-paid three-week vacation at New Elysium. A dark entity is affecting the guests, culminating in a quarantine being declared.

A dark curse has afflicted the resort, causing guests to hallucinate and become violent. Billy Naise had it the worst, eventually murdering the gardener. The Inquisition sedated him, which seemed to break him free from the control of the entity.

After days of investigation and work, the Spinach Inquisition has drugged an Eclipse employee and made their way into a mysterious area.

''Current curse effects'': Billy Naise is super high. Theo's emotions have become deadened.

The chief of security hates the Spinach Inquisition a little bit less.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Retrieving the Degenerator Core
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]
* [[MayoGliding Through Elysium]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07|2019-06-07]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Eberron:Characters

2019-07-15T02:11:32Z

Owls:

This is an index of the characters that have had the misfortune of interacting with the Spinach Inquisition.

== Player Characters ==
* [[Vinster d'Ghallanda|Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda]]

== Significant NPCs/etc ==
* [[Garret d'Ghallanda]]

Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-07-15T02:10:29Z

Owls:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

== Life ==
Garret was a life-long Ghallanda agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster|Vinster d'Ghallanda]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

File:Garret dGhallanda.jpg

2019-07-15T02:08:35Z

Owls:

Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-07-15T02:08:21Z

Owls:

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

== Personality ==
Garret was a life-long Ghallanda agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster|Vinster d'Ghallanda]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

Garret d'Ghallanda

2019-07-15T02:08:10Z

Owls: Created page with "{{Infobox D&D character | image = 280px | caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!'' | name =..."

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Garret dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''Oh dear, the shadows from my dream will surely kill us today!''
| name = Garret d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = ''None''
| age = 71
| job = Batman, attached to Denith mercenary unit
}}

Garret d'Ghallanda was an house agent who, along with his wife, was detached to a House Denith mercenary unit to serve as batmen. They cooked, cleaned, and provided comfort to the Denith soldiers, and in exchange, the House was paid handsomely.

## Personality
Garret was a life-long Ghallanda agent who began as a chef in one of Sharn's many Golden Dragon Inns. In his leisure time, he could be found with other Ghallanda heirs, or reading up on history & current events that concerned the House.

When Garret received his orders to venture out of Sharn, he was terrified, but put on a brave face and did what the House needed from him. In return for his distinguished service, the House took care of his son, [[Vinster|Vinster d'Ghallanda]].

After seeing so much carnage and senseless death, something changed in Garret's mind. Once jovial, he has now become paranoid. He avoids answering personal questions, dodging them by listing facts and figures related to House Ghallanda operations. Garret believes that a shadow speaks to him in his dreams, and wishes to consume him.

Garret d'Ghallanda was in Cyre on the Day of Mourning. He is presumed dead.

Vinster d'Ghallanda

2019-07-15T01:58:44Z

Owls: /* Early Life */

{{Infobox D&D character
| image = [[Image:Vincent dGhallanda.jpg|280px]]
| caption = ''The [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/frostbite Frostbite] in your icebox is 3° too warm.''
| name = Vinster d'Ghallanda
| birthplace = Sharn
| gender = Male
| race = Halfling
| class = Fighter
| age = 30
| job = Health Inspector, Cook
| character_sheet = [https://ddb.ac/characters/10670700/8dFIyk DnD Beyond]
}}

Health Inspector Vinster d'Ghallanda is an affable halfling who works for the [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Hostelers_Guild Hostelers Guild].

== Personality ==
Vinster is an affable gentleman who always aims to please. He is always well-dressed. With the Mark of Hospitality, he can turn even the grumpiest person into a friend. If things look rough, Vinster will always try to get everyone comfortable instead of fight.

Having grown up as a Ghallanda scion, Vinster is fiercely loyal to the House. One day, Vinster hopes to climb the ladder and oversee operations for a whole nation. He believes in some aspects of the [http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/the-korth-edicts Korth Edicts], particularly limiting the scarier houses like Denieth and Cannith, but wishes Ghallanda could own the land for their establishments.

He is well-known throughout Sharn, having spent time working in most of the Gold Dragon Inns and other bonded hosteler businesses in town. If you need to find a drink or a game, Vinster can direct you to just the right establishment.

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<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">RP Notes for Svenn</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* Try to get people calmed down instead of launching into a fight
* I’m representing my house and take great pride in my personal appearance.
* I never forget an insult made against myself or my house.
* Ideal: Comfort. I want to ensure that me and mine enjoy the best things in life. (Any)
* Bond: I am determined to impress the leaders of my house, and to become a leader myself.
* Flaw: I serve my House, even when that means crushing our competition.
</div></div>

== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
Vinster was born to an unimportant House Ghallanda branch family in 968 YK. Vinster knew his [[Garret d'Ghallanda|birth parents]] only briefly; they were detached to a group of mercenaries from House Deneith, and the whole unit was lost. He has no memory of them.

Vinster was instead raised by the House. He was shuffled between the Gold Dragon Inns of Sharn. He was put to work bussing tables, tapping ale barrels, cleaning rooms, and preparing ingredients for meals. All the while, a sense of duty to the House was instilled in him.

At age twelve, Vincent undertook his Test of Siberys: one hundred goblins turned up at a quiet Gold Dragon Inn and Vincent was the only staff member around. He manifested the Mark of Hospitality on his left bicep, and was able to churn out over a hundred plates of roast beast.

Later that day, [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Keslo_d%27Ghallanda Viceroy Keslo d'Ghallanda] decided that Vinster should be trained by a Deneith blademark, so that he may successfully follow in his parent's footsteps. Neltyuun d'Deneith was contracted and they spent every afternoon together for the next eight years. Vinster became skilled with the bow, but with the end of the Last War, interest in contracting members of the house to Deneith units waned.

Vinster took an interest in cooking when he was fourteen. With a pinch of salt and a nudge with prestidigitation, he found that he could turn the humblest of potatoes into an hors d'oeuvre fit for King Galifar's table. He has participated in a number of Hostelers Guild [https://shokugekinosoma.fandom.com/wiki/Shokugeki shokugeki], although he has not been able to beat the more seasoned dragonmarked chefs.

=== Junior Health Inspector ===
On the Day of Mourning, the Dragonmarked houses saw that the end of the Last War was fast approaching. Vinster, originally slated for field work with Denieth blademarks, was given a different job for his first assignment: Junior Health Inspector for the hostelers guild. The Viceroy himself explained that, as a trained fighter, he would be able to deal with the more troublesome standards. With refugees pouring in from Cyre, standards needed to be upheld.

Vinster took on his new assignment with pride. After a year shadowing other inspectors, he began attending to the higher-risk areas of Sharn. He visited inns and taverns operated by destitute refugees in High Wall who would lose it all from a failed inspection, and the strange establishments in the goblin slums of Malleon's Gate, where even the Sharn watch fear to tread.

For the most part, Vinster's inspections went well. On occasions where a kitchen failed to meet the Guild's standards, Vinster would often offer his help, either by training or helping with necessary repairs. This gained him a fantastic reputation among the independent ale house operators of High Wall; as he moved between businesses, aspiring hostelers would chase after him and request he taste-test their latest concoction. House leadership did not mind, as it was a very small investment of resources to keep revenue flowing.

Not all was good cheer and a few hours of work on a faulty Cone of Cold spell, however. The White Wolfwood Group, headquartered out of Malleon's Gate, operated a dozen ale houses and hostels in Sharn. Vinster's visits to their establishments was met with veiled hostility, but he conducted himself with professionalism. On three occasions, Vinster ordered one of their ale houses shut down. None of their staff ever came to blows, but there were a few times when Vinster wanted to reach for his bow, even after trying [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/friends Friends].

In early 997 YK, the Viceroy discovered that the White Wolfwood Group was being bankrolled by the [https://eberron.fandom.com/wiki/Boromar_Clan Boromar clan]. Vinster and two senior inspectors, Fenula and Jayni, were summoned to Ghallanda Hall. There, they were told that they would need to visit each of the White Wolfwood establishments, remove the Blink Dog insignia from their signs, and instruct them to immediately cease operation. Scrolls of fire bolt and enchanted arrows were issues to the inspection team as a last resort.

Shutting down the first two ale houses was tense, but the disgruntled employees were clearly not happy about losing their jobs. The inspection team removed their Blink Dogs and moved on once the handful of patrons had dispersed and the door was barred.

In the third ale house, the Wolfwood Retreat, the inspectors walked in to an ambush: a dozen goblins & Boromar halflings were waiting for them. The goblins were easily scared off when Jayni launched a firebolt into the kegs, but the Boromar were dedicated to the assault. Vinster put two of them down in quick succession while Fenula set the building ablaze. The inspectors retreated outside and barred the door after them. The screams of the trapped halflings drew the city watch. Vinster flashes his Ghallanda signet ring and told them not to interfere. Begrudgingly, the watchmen stood idly by.

The next two ale houses had similar ambushes, but without any halflings present. The goblins were unskilled labourers and were easily dealt with. However, the final establishment was operating normally. Vinster delivered the news to its operator, who merely nodded and handed over a letter before closing up.

<blockquote>
Vinster d'Ghallanda,

My brother burned in the Wolfwood Retreat today.

That isn't how the game is played.

Think you're a bigshot all you want with that ring -- I'll show you otherwise real soon.

Sincerely,<br>
Yenlos Boromar
</blockquote>

After reading the letter, the words disappeared. Vinster let the other inspectors know, but they only shrugged.

=== Health Inspector ===
For his role in the White Wolfwood Group affair, Vinster was promoted to Health Inspector.

He continued on much as before, but from time to time, the House would give him delicate assignments...

== Notes for the DM ==
These are notes that the DM may be interested in.

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<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%; overflow:auto;">
<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Potential Hooks</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* Angry people who have been given a failing health inspection mark want to get even
* Yenlos Boromar (or other Boromars) want to kill me
* WILL ACCEPT COOKING CHALLENGES FROM ALL COMERS
* Other Tasks As Assigned By [House] Management
</div></div>
</div>

<div style="width: 50%; min-width: 360px; padding: 0 0.5em; box-sizing: border-box; min-height: 100%;">
<div class="toccolours mw-collapsible mw-collapsed" style="width:100%; overflow:auto;">
<div style="font-weight:bold;line-height:1.6;">Tentative Progression</div>
<div class="mw-collapsible-content">
* Arcane Archer subclass at L3, probably? I'll restyle it as a wandslinger thing instead of being elven archery skillz
* Planning to take Greater Dragonmark feat at L8, which the House would probably be interested in (once they find out about it)
** This gives us [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/mordenkainens-magnificent-mansion Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion] :-)
* Have to avoid Longbows due to being Small
* Getting a [https://www.dndbeyond.com/magic-items/bag-of-bounty Bag of Bounty] would be cool
</div></div>
</div>

</div>

Eberron:Introduction

2019-07-13T04:28:52Z

Owls: /* Sourcebooks & Tools */

Eberron is an alternate campaign setting for Dungeons and Dragons that has existed since 2002. Since it is using the DnD rules, there is a lot of ready-made content that our glorious DM can adapt for our horrific purposes. The [https://www.dmsguild.com/product/247882/Wayfinders-Guide-to-Eberron-5e?src=KBBlog Wayfinders Guide to Eberron] (WGtE) is the official DnD 5E update. The mechanics remain in playtest status, but the books from previous editions of DnD have a lot of additional lore.

== Introduction to Eberron ==
Eberron is a world where magic is a science. With enough theory and the right materials, anyone can produce an effect with magic. Following this through to its logical conclusion: why does anyone need to invent a gun if a wooden stick and a few words can pop off a [https://www.dndbeyond.com/spells/fireball Fireball]?

Magic is an integral part of everything in Eberron: the economy is built around the trading of magical services. Instead of telephones, the Speakers Guild sends messages. If you need to travel, your options are a magebred horse, the Lightning Rail, or an airship powered by bound elementals.

The Dragonmarked Houses play a huge role in this: family lines who carry magical Dragonmarks have formed cartels and monopolized parts of the magical economy. At the same time, these people are wrapped up in the Draconic Prophecies and games played between the Dragons and several "big bads" than span millennia. Giving a coin to a random beggar in the street could make you an unwitting pawn in a six-thousand-year-long chess game.

Eberron campaigns begin two years after the Last War. One hundred years of a bitter civil war ended in terror as the nation of Cyre was inexplicably consumed by a magical explosion on the Day of Mourning. No explanation has been found, and it remains a toxic wasteland. If any nation unlocks the mystery of the Mourning, the war would begin anew.

Everything in the DnD 5E source books has a place in Eberron. Goblins, orcs, and other traditionally "evil" races have civilizations. Morality is shades of grey instead of black-and-white; one hundred years of atrocities have made sure of that. A lot of your favorite races are ''wildly'' different from your bog-standard Tolkien fantasy setting. Review the Wayfinder's Guide to Eberron before committing to anything!

== Character Creation ==
Compared to Starfinder, creating & leveling up a character is much easier.

If you are using DnD Beyond, get the link from the Eberron discord channel to join the campaign, then create a character. On the settings screen, you should:

* Sources
** Enable 'Homebrew Content' (for self-made magic items -- it will be quite clear when you're doing this)
** Enable 'Playtest Content' (anything in playtest should be marked 'Unearthed Arcana' or 'UA' & is subject to DM approval)
** Disable 'Magic: The Gathering Content'
* Stat Allocation should be 'Point Buy'

Otherwise, instructions can be found in the DnD 5E Player's Handbook.

Please post your backstory [[Eberron:Characters|on the characters page]].

=== Sourcebooks & Tools ===
These are the books you can draw from. At minimum, you should read the Wayfinders Guide to Eberron (WGtE). If you do not have experience with DnD 5E, read the player's handbook as well. The other sources are not critical, but may have some cool options for you!

'''Sourcebooks'''
* Player's Handbook ([https://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20and%20Dragons/D&D%205th%20Edition/Core/Player%27s%20Handbook.pdf Trove], [https://www.dndbeyond.com/marketplace/source/2 DnD Beyond])
* Wayfinder's guide to Eberron ([https://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20and%20Dragons/D&D%205th%20Edition/Core/Wayfinder%27s%20Guide%20to%20Eberron%20v2.pdf Trove], [https://www.dndbeyond.com/marketplace/source/37 DnD Beyond])
* The Artificer Class was created for Eberron & 5E has a playtest going for it ([http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/unearthed-arcana/artificer-revisited WoTC Unearthed Arcana], [https://www.dndbeyond.com/classes/artificer DnD Beyond])
* Xanathar's Guide to Everything has some additional subclass options ([https://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20and%20Dragons/D&D%205th%20Edition/Core/Xanathar%27s%20Guide%20to%20Everything.pdf Trove], [https://www.dndbeyond.com/marketplace/source/27 DnD Beyond])

'''Tools'''
* [https://www.dndbeyond.com/ DnD Beyond] has the best 5E character sheet
** See the Discord <code>#eberron</code> channel for the URL to join & get the DLCs shared for your character
** You still have to copy stuff to Roll20 though
* Nothing else (Roll20, ForgedAnvil) has the WGtE content because it is still in playtest :-(

=== Things to Have Opinions About ===
Here are some ideas on things your character probably knows about and may an opinion on.

* '''The Last War'''
** Who should have won?
** What's the deal with the Mourneland?
** Will it start back up?
** Who got screwed by the Treaty of Thronehold?
** What did I lose because of the war?

* '''The Warforged'''
** They're people now...but are they ''really'' people? (Or, for the religiously-inclined: do they have souls?)
** Should they be around decent folk?
** If Warforged: what is my purpose now?

* '''The Dragonmarked Houses'''
** Do I approve of them? Specific houses?
** Oh god there isn't actually a way to enforce the [http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/the-korth-edicts Korth Edicts] anymore

* '''Religion'''
** Do I have one?
** What does it mean to me?

* '''Droaam'''
** Is this a real nation?
** Should it be allowed to exist?

=== How Do Dragonmarks Work? ===
If you want to be dragonmarked, you have to take that as your subrace.

In general, Dragonmarked individuals are born as part of their House. Not every child will manifest a mark; the Test of Siberys is given at a young age to encourage a Dragonmark to manifest. Dragonmarked heirs get to add a ''d''' prefix to their names, and they are Kind of a Big Deal. The mark is like a tattoo. People who see it will know that you are an important and powerful person.

As your background, you ''may'' choose to be an agent of your Dragonmarked House, an independent actor, somebody that has been excoriated and thrown out of their House, or somebody that the House found with the mark and adopted. You can opt to go with a different background entirely, but understand that having a Dragonmark is a '''big''' deal -- the House will have expectations for you, even if you try to avoid them.

You will start the game with a lesser dragonmark. This will give you access to some cantrips and improve a relevant ability. For example, somebody with the Mark of the Making is always going to have an advantage over a crafter without it.

The lesser mark's direct magical benefits are not too great, but the mark also gives you access to Dragonmarked Focus Items -- powerful tools that are usable exclusively by members of your House. These arcane focus items are how the Dragonmarked Houses have maintained their monopoly positions. Airships can only be piloted by House Lyrandar heirs. That is not a question of skill or training; the airship controls **will not** respond to you without the correct mark.

At level 8, you can forgo your ability score improvement and instead take a Greater Dragonmark feat. This will power up your dragonmark, making you that much better at your job.

When two Dragonmarked Heirs from different houses get it on, there is potential for their descendant(s) to manifest an Aberrant Dragonmark. This is a blending of different magicks and behaves weirdly. You can choose to take the Aberrant Mark feat instead of an ability score improvement; the WGtE has rules for picking its powers.

Your social status will be dramatically affected by manifesting an aberrant mark. There is a new "Dragonmarked House" for aberrant individuals, but it is not rich and respected like the established houses.

== Further Reading ==
* [https://manifest.zone/ Manifest Zone] is a podcast exploring the Eberron setting
* [https://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20&%20Dragons/AD&D%203rd%20Edition/Eberron/ Eberron Books from DnD 3E] provide more lore than WGtE
* [https://onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=8890A7BC600FF3F9!766&authkey=!APHqyHi72zrL22k DND Eberron OneNote] is an organized reference guide

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-06-08T03:25:20Z

Owls: /* Current Status */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition, minus Junk, has arrived for an an all-expenses-paid three-week vacation at New Elysium. A dark entity is affecting the guests, culminating in a quarantine being declared.

A dark curse has afflicted the resort, causing guests to hallucinate and become violent. Billy Naise had it the worst, eventually murdering the gardener. The Inquisition sedated him, which seemed to break him free from the control of the entity.

After days of investigation and work, the Spinach Inquisition has drugged an Eclipse employee and made their way into a mysterious area.

''Current curse effects'': Billy Naise is super high. Theo's emotions have become deadened.

The chief of security hates the Spinach Inquisition a little bit less.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Degenerator Core
* Return of the Grinstar: HappyCo Strikes Back
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07|2019-06-07]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07

2019-06-08T03:23:17Z

Owls:

== Doing It ==
* We suspect Billy killed Vorilynn.
** We let Kane know
** Kane eventually shows up, surprised by the mess
** Kane suggests H4NZ help Sidrani w/ the autopsey (will pay)
* Kane doesnΓÇÖt know Billy
** Lucky SOB ΓÇª
** We tell him about Billy, says heΓÇÖll detail Naise
** Kane sweeps some of the frozen mayo into an evidence bag
** We go w/ the guards who take VorilynnΓÇÖs body to the Dr
* Billy is roaming the station, selling mayo aggressively
** Looking for more people to murder
** Destroying cameras w/ mayo
*** Guards notice!
* Security confronts Billy Naise in an amphitheater.
** 2 guards, 1 drone
** Guards realize thereΓÇÖs an APB for him
*** They charge Billy
** Billy sprays mayo on the ground to trip them
*** ItΓÇÖs not very effective
** Naise surrenders but has the mayohose concealed
** The security drone cuffs Naise
** Naise sleeps (lol?)
** Drips a trail of frozen mayo as he is dragged off to the brig
* Kane gets a call RE: NaiseΓÇÖs detainment
** Goes to question Naise
** Sidrani inspecting body
** Cause of death: hypothermia
*** Beaten before death
*** Violated before death
** Mayo frostbite is weird
** Symbols drawn into her flesh
*** Theo & Popo take a look
*** Runes, shadow magic runes
**** CHAOS, MADNESS, VOID, SHADOW
*** DonΓÇÖt find anything similar on Cthesa
* We go down to the brig to ask Billy about the runes
** Billy Naise is speaking nonsense
** Sad about Vorilynn dying
** ΓÇ£You must let us goΓÇ¥
** Theo summons a hologram of Vorilynn w/ the runes higlighted
** Billy gets weird messages from The Entity, says ΓÇ£WE MUST SPREADΓÇ¥ and ΓÇ£SHE SAYS YOU MUST SEEΓÇ¥
** Popo tries urine therapy
*** We do a whole thing to purify some urine involving Chives (an innocent soul), a ritual, some grass, and a psychokinetic hand delivering piss to NaiseΓÇÖs face
*** Does not help
** Theo asks Billy about where to buy more mayo
*** Billy fails a will save, wants to sell but still cursed :-(
*** Everyone tries asking Billy for mayo
**** Eventually Volkas asks for mayo, and Billy Naise makes a breakthrough
**** BREAKS FROM THE CURSE and starts pitching to Volkas
** Billy does not seem to remember what happened
*** Not sure where he is
*** Flash of VorilynnΓÇÖs corpse, shock
*** Not sure what happened or how
*** ΓÇ£I didnΓÇÖt mean to do it!ΓÇ¥
** Naise mentions a signal, then breaks down in tears
*** Real name is Kevin Connoley
** Popo suggests putting Naise on a leash & strapping the ghost detector to him to lead us to the source
** H4NZ knows there are drugs that can help insane people w/ memory problems
* H4NZ makes a plan: heΓÇÖll work on illegal drug production, other will canvas resort for other magic users who can help w/ curses
** We all go to sleep!
** H4NZ sees eldrich symbols form from tofinkle dripping out of peopleΓÇÖs eye sockets.
*** Clawed hands edge towards H4NZ
*** Mr.┬áHappy made of tofinkle approaches H4NZ.
**** Laughs insanely. ΓÇ£WE MEET AGAIN H4NZ.ΓÇ¥
*** The Mr.┬áHappy grasps H4NZ arm. Feels slick and tofinkle-y. Then disappears.
** Popo is getting dark purple on the ghost wangjangler from H4NZ
** Theo offers H4NZ a tozolft
* Sleepy time
* Popo gives in to the curse
** Lines between pleasure & pain are blurred
** Becomes a masochist!
* Popo & Volkas go to find magic users (Popo hates being w/ Volkas so it feels so good)
** They find one of the Brutalis fellows playing chess
** Technomancer, no particular skill in curses ΓÇô mostly sports-related magic
* Theo & H4NZ work on meth
** Sidrani offers us her drug drawer after we explain what we need
** H4NZ rolls a nat 20 and produces THE BEST SEDATIVE EVER.
* We meet up @ holding cell
** H4NZ has the sedative, Popo brought the technomancer
** Billy has been crying all night
*** Traces of The Entity have come back during the night, but have not possessed him
** ΓÇ£BILLY NASE #2 HEREΓÇ¥
*** Ad starts playing ΓÇô MayoMash (lol slapchop rap but mayo)
** Billy isnΓÇÖt cooperating w/ our attempt to give him sedative
*** Theo uses Daze Monster, guard opens cell, H4NZ sends in the drone to prick him w/ drugs
*** Sedative gets rid of the traces of the Entity from BillyΓÇÖs mind
*** Billy is now SUPER HIGH.
** Billy is too high to answer the questions
*** Starts talking about killing a hooker last year
*** Shot her (accidentally) while jerking off on her
*** I have more than one trigger finger (ΓÇ£the triggerΓÇÖs my penisΓÇ¥)
* We discuss plans after our attempt to get info from Billy
** Inspect more people to find black response from wangjangler? Maybe thye have a connection we can follow (or disrupt w/ the sedative)
** Maybe we can ask Dr.┬áto arrange access to that sealed door? If it goes to the mines, we can try to find the source on our own.
** Popo puts Billy on a mayohose leash and brings him w/ us
* As we leave brig, emergency lights go off.
** Emergency message
** Facility is now under quarentine due to disease
** Stewards will arive in 3 days
** All guests confined to quarters
** Guards let us bring Billy to clinic
* Sidrani not into having Billy in her clinic
** Accepts him though
** Rhissona examines Billy w/ extreme interest
*** Looking at his eyes
*** Rhissona is dark purple -> black
*** Volkas suggests maybe the thing spreads through the eyes
** Theo shares concern w/ Dr Sidrani
** Popo summons Filip & tells him to look at Billy in the eye
*** Colour does not change when Filip does this
* We decide not to wait for the Stewards.
** Theo goes invisible and then finds some sedatives in the clinic
** Popo plays with light to distract people
** Filip leaves
** Theo sedates Rhissona and Sidrani
*** They crumple to the floor.
** We take Rhissona & make her invisible, then let the guards know Sidrani collapsed
** We sneak through to the tech lab, head into the tunnels
** Try to open the door w/ limp Rhissona
** Door opens. ΓÇ£Welcome, Rhissona Averon.ΓÇ¥
* H4NZ sees a camera glinting in the corner
** H4NZ hacks it and somebody is like ΓÇ£u wot m8ΓÇ¥
** ItΓÇÖs ΓÇ£CrawlerΓÇ¥ !
** Crawler wants to come with us
** We donΓÇÖt seem to be bothered by this, he comes w/ us
* Unknown to us, Billy Naise has left the medbay and followed behind the party.

== Homework ==
* Explore the Abyss

Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07

2019-06-08T03:22:47Z

Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * We suspect Billy killed Vorilynn. ** We let Kane know ** Kane eventually shows up, surprised by the mess ** Kane suggests H4NZ help Sidrani w/ the autopsey (w..."

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-06-08T03:22:34Z

Owls: /* Logs */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition, minus Junk, has arrived for an an all-expenses-paid three-week vacation at New Elysium.

A dark curse has afflicted the resort, causing guests to hallucinate and become violent. Billy Naise seems to have it the worst.

After days of investigation and work, the Spinach Inquisition has built a ghost detector to locate the source of the dark energy.

''Current curse effects'': Billy Naise's hands have become frozen and dead. Theo's emotions have become deadened.

The chief of security hates the Spinach Inquisition.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Degenerator Core
* Return of the Grinstar: HappyCo Strikes Back
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07|2019-06-07]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31

2019-06-01T04:00:45Z

Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Popo spoogles how to be a uraine therapist ** rolls a 3, finds a site offering a 1h training course + certification * Party thinks Theo is weird, but Theo sa..."

== Doing It ==

* Popo spoogles how to be a uraine therapist
** rolls a 3, finds a site offering a 1h training course + certification
* Party thinks Theo is weird, but Theo says he is fine
* Popo has the detector & we head for the doctor office
** OTHERWORLDY SHRIEK.
** Energy weapons fire.
** H4NZ thinks somebody shot an insect.
** Wounded guards, bitten & friendly-fire electrical burns
** Dr.┬áSidrani says hello to us, needs help
*** Some creatures came from vents, giant moth type things
*** Ran back into the vent after being shot
**
* While weΓÇÖre fucking around, Billy is trying to punch down VorilynnΓÇÖs door
** Was trying all night, fell asleep in front of the door
* Sidrani calls Vorilynn to see if she can identify the moth thing
** Billy is awoken by her exiting from her hut.
** Billy murders Vorilynn with mayo.
* Theo asks Indigo-13 & Romi if they are ok
** Indigo says itΓÇÖs fine, they had just heard noises and came to look
** Romi offers their help if weΓÇÖre investigating, Theo says yes
* H4NZ scores some tozolft (antidepressant) for Theo
** Theo does not take any
* Enter tech lab, find Gloomwing
** It is dead
** Ghost Detector doesnΓÇÖt beep, but it does change to a dark purple colour!
*** Dark purple & black have come up before in the presence of the curse
** Extraplanar-ish creature
** Popo identifies it as a gloomwing, native to the plane of shadow
** Can slip into material plane when barrier between planes is thin
** DonΓÇÖt wanna breathe the silver dust; itΓÇÖs DrUgZ
** Died from the injuries sustained during the earlier fight w/ guards
** Oh fuck, it recently laid eggs.
*** Puts them in the body of smaller creatures, via biting.
** Theo lets Dr know about the guard likely carrying gloomwing eggs
** Theo lets Bruce know about the biohazard in the tech lab
* Romi notices spots of dust along a wall
** Seekrit door !
** Door to maintenance tunnels
** Theo opens it & the crew heads in!
*** No reading from the ghost detector
* We find the corpse of Cthesa, the shirren journalist that went missing.
** Worms emerge from the corpse as H4NZ inspects it
** Strang pattern on its wings that shifts as you look at it
** Volkas smashes bugs into paste with Swoop Hammer full attacks
** Theo vaporizes a worm and fucks the Gloomwing up with some LIGHTNING~
** H4NZ murders the Gloomwing
* Theo pops a pill to make H4NZ stop harassing him about it
* PopoΓÇÖs SpaceMail dings & gets Certified as an Official Uryne Therapiss
* Billy tells CHIVES that he murdered Vorliynn
** CHIVES mishears, gives him a bloody mary w/ mayo
** Great insane sequence
* Popo dead-speeches Cthesa
** Cthesa is mostly unhelpful.
** ΓÇ£Attacked where electronic eyes could seeΓÇ¥
*** Elysia knew?
** ΓÇ£Cold and hardΓÇ¥
*** Did a CHIVES unit attack Ctesa?
*** Oh no, can the curse do robots too ??
* Theo gets a call from Dr.┬áSidrani
** Asks to bring the body back
* Room has a very old, very complicated & secure biometric door
** Dwarven door
** Has a hand scanner
** Only allows people from Eclipse Innovations
*** This door was installed AFTER the mine was abandoned.
*** Possible that New Elysium staff may be authorized to open it, since theyΓÇÖre partnered w/ Eclipse
* Explore other tunnels
** Machine room - water purification & steam pipes
** Elysia appears down one tunnel!
*** Confidential staff-only room
* Popo calls Filip and makes Kane (security chief) help us get access to the secure areas
** Kane is affected by the curse (a little bit)
** Confront him about body, he says we can review footage
** Theo hacks the shit out of their computers.
*** Finds more footage! Builds a cognitive agent to find footage of CthesaΓÇÖs murder.
*** Cthesa wandering one night in a trance. Glimmer of light shines off her head, glint of metal.
*** Goes towards Boundless Sun, door opens on its own, reaches out to hug someone she knows
*** Humanoid shadow stalking her as sheΓÇÖs wandering
*** Elysia didnΓÇÖt want us going into the server room for the resort.
** We show Kane the scrap of metal from CthesaΓÇÖs head
*** He bags it as evidence
** Kane pays us 250c each
* Romi doesnΓÇÖt know about the Grinstar -.-;;
** Indigo does tho !
* Popo is suspicious of how Rhissona reacted to CthesaΓÇÖs corpse
** ZONE OF TRUTH
** Liked her travel articles
** DidnΓÇÖt know about her death
** CthesaΓÇÖs brother died in a car wreck; car wreck (together) is what inspired her to do travel articles
** This is going nowhere, donΓÇÖt think she did anything :/
** Oho ho ho, we show her the footage of Cthesa
*** Ghost jangler flickers black & purple as she watches INTENTLY
*** Sense Motive == she got off on watching that *__*
*** Greeting a family member at the end ΓÇöΓÇöΓÇö wait what, she had no family aboard ΓÇª
*** Rhisonna worked for Eclipse before switching to Elysium
** Popo and Volkas start bullying Rhisonna about doors
*** Sidrani gets annoyed and defends her assistant from our bullying
* We go to check up on Vorilynn ΓÇô Kane said she was late & heΓÇÖd send some drones to check on her
** But heΓÇÖs unreliable
** We find thawing mayo all over the door.
*** Handprints in the mayo
** Volkas draws his doshko and kicks the door in
*** Door was already broken
** We find an elven woman covered head-to-toe in mayo on the floor
** Eyes are frozen open, mouth is a frozen scream
** Ghost Wangjangler is pitch black
** Corpse was defiled.
** We conclude that Billy Naise did this.
* ΓÇ£Billy Naise here. IΓÇÖm coming for you.ΓÇ¥

== Homework ==

* Still deadened emotion Theo
* Get money from Sidrani for bringing back CthesaΓÇÖs body ($$$)
* Do something about the Vorilynn murder

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-06-01T04:00:41Z

Owls: /* Logs */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition, minus Junk, has arrived for an an all-expenses-paid three-week vacation at New Elysium.

A dark curse has afflicted the resort, causing guests to hallucinate and become violent. Billy Naise seems to have it the worst.

After days of investigation and work, the Spinach Inquisition has built a ghost detector to locate the source of the dark energy.

''Current curse effects'': Billy Naise's hands have become frozen and dead. Theo's emotions have become deadened.

The chief of security hates the Spinach Inquisition.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Degenerator Core
* Return of the Grinstar: HappyCo Strikes Back
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-31|2019-05-31]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log

2019-05-25T03:28:04Z

Owls: /* Current Status */

This is a log of all of our adventures.

== Current Status ==
The Spinach Inquisition, minus Junk, has arrived for an an all-expenses-paid three-week vacation at New Elysium.

A dark curse has afflicted the resort, causing guests to hallucinate and become violent. Billy Naise seems to have it the worst.

After days of investigation and work, the Spinach Inquisition has built a ghost detector to locate the source of the dark energy.

''Current curse effects'': Billy Naise's hands have become frozen and dead. Theo's emotions have become deadened.

The chief of security hates the Spinach Inquisition.

== Campaign ==
These are the major arcs of the campaign:

* [[HappyCo Interview]]
* The Drift Rock
* Investigating the Cult of the Devourer
* [[Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]]
* Degenerator Core
* Return of the Grinstar: HappyCo Strikes Back
* [[Assault on the Grinstar]]

== Logs ==
Note that these are from the perspective of Theo.

* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08|2017-12-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15|2017-12-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-22|2017-12-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-12|2018-01-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-01-26|2018-01-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02|2018-02-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-09|2018-02-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-16|2018-02-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-23|2018-02-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-16|2018-03-16]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-23|2018-03-23]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-03-30|2018-03-30]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06|2018-04-06]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13|2018-04-13]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20|2018-04-20]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27|2018-04-27]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-18|2018-05-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25|2018-05-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-01|2018-06-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-08|2018-06-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-06-15|2018-06-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-17|2018-08-17]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-24|2018-08-24]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-08-31|2018-08-31]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-07|2018-09-07]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-21|2018-09-21]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-09-28|2018-09-28]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-12|2018-10-12]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-19|2018-10-19]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26|2018-10-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02|2018-11-02]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09|2018-11-09]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04|2019-01-04]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-18|2019-01-18]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-25|2019-01-25]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-01|2019-02-01]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15|2019-02-15]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-22|2019-02-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-08|2019-03-08]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22|2019-03-22]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20|2019-03-29]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-05|2019-04-05]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-04-26|2019-04-26]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-03|2019-05-03]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10|2019-05-10]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24|2019-05-24]]

=== Special Editions ===
* [[Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29|Christmas 2017]]
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-07-20|Helpful Spinach]] (Skittershot, GM notes)
* [[Starfinder:Adventure_Log/2018-12-14|Christmas 2018]]

Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24

2019-05-25T03:26:08Z

Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Volkas has scheduled a shuttle to gtfo ** Theo joins him to try and depart ** Securiry guards blocking exit ** Dr Lowman has quarentined the resort, some sor..."

== Doing It ==

* Volkas has scheduled a shuttle to gtfo
** Theo joins him to try and depart
** Securiry guards blocking exit
** Dr Lowman has quarentined the resort, some sort of disease
** No updates on missing journalist
* Billy Naise returns from docks, was in prison
** Tries to sell the guards stuff
** Creeps Theo and Volkas out
* Billy gets a phone call
** Invited to join Dr. Lomer and Virlae in the sun room
** Pauses to harass Vorlynn, but CHIVES won't help this time
** Billy bumps in to Theo & Volkas at elevators
** Volkas gets a sample of mayo lotion on his arm.
*** Unblocks Billy to avoid future walk-by mayo-ings
* Volkas & Theo visit the clinic
** Sidrani looks exhausted
** Stewards are coming
** Doesn't know what the illness is, or what is causing it
** Psychological thing, many guests are seeing visions & hearing voices, self-harm
* Billy meets w/ Dr Lomer & Vilnae in sunroom
** Gets naked at their suggestion
** Virlae randomly gets offended for no reason and attacks Billy
** Crawler starts filming it & egging Virlae on
*** "Look at my penis!" "Oh I'm filmin' it buddy, I'm filmin' it"
* Billy returns to clinic for treatment
** Theo senses mystical corruption in Billy
** It is trying to hide its true nature
** Buzzblades (Virlae & Lomer) have been affected, as well as Filip
* Popo can't find Filip
* Lomer is in the sunroom, Keys directs us there
** Lomer complains of odd halucinations, like all her teeth falling out
** Theo examines Lomer while Volkas & Popo ask her what she's been experiencing
*** As Lomer becomes more agitated by the interrogation, sense more and more dark energy welling up in her
*** Similar energy to Billy, but less intense
** Popo attempts a dispell magic
** Fails
* We go to try a dispel on Billy
** Billy is going to leave, Theo resignedly asks about MayoGlide MAXXX
** Buys 1 cola-flavoured mayo for 15c
** Dispel has no effect
* H4NZ sees an ad for a new <??>
** Ad plays, and then everything dissolves into Tofinkle
** Mr. Happy appears and starts laughing insanely
** AD ENDS.
** H4NZ decides its a halucination, examines himself, is not diseased.
** Notes guests are more agitated during activities, so it may be stress-induced
** Syncs up w/ Theo on what they know, H4NZ joins investigation party
* Spanish ad plays on Volkas' comm unit
** Paco's Taco's ad (lol)
** Seemed a bit /off/ to Volkas, it's supposed to be an ad for half off beans
** But beans started EXPLODING and blood was oozing out of the cup
* With a nat20 Lawyer roll, Theo determines Billy Naise is definitely up to some shady tax evasion shit
* Detect Magic on Billy as he becomes more agitated w/ his sales pitch to Volkas
** There is magic, but it's elusive & nothing can be determined
** Volkas sprays Billy with ghost-b-gone
** Detect Magic again does not show any change in the dark energy
* Volkas spoogles "how to cure curses"
** Finds article by some random Kasathan blogger mom
** Talks a lot about her home remedy for cursee: Urine Therapy!
** Bathe in your own piss after storing it for three days, mix it w/ lavendar and sage
** Billy sprays Volkas w/ a mayo perfume
** Popo thinks Volkas' piss idea may have merit
* Billy breaks in to Bruce's workshop/lab/IT helpdesk room
** Bruce is watching porn
** Bruce throws cheese doodles at Billy
** Billy wants to sell him mayo
** Said he's filming everything
** Bruce threatens to kill Billy if Billy shows anyone the tape
* Popo asks Elysia where the urine is kept
** Elysia is like "u wot m8"
** Waste is held somewhere on the asteroid pending electrolization
** Only security & janitorial personnel are authorized in the waste storage area
** Janitorial duties belong to CHIVES
* H4NZ suggests talking to a historian?
** Volkas asks Keys if any historians are around
** Sathisa the journalist knew some stuff, but is missing.
** Speak w/ Kaines (the asshole) can show us footage of journalist
** Theo calls him. Goes about as well as expected.
* H4NZ suggests Crawler, the ysoki running around with a GoPro, may have some info about Sathisa
** We hear weird noises from his room
** We knock
** LOTS of weird noises :?
** Mayo all over
** Asks if he may have footage of Sathisa that may help us find her !
** Popo offers him more mayo in exchange for help
** "About Sathisa..."
*** Was recording Bono K. Rono yelling at Filip at the time
** Room is gross, "I'd say about a 6 on a scale of one to Junk"
** Shows us the footage of Bono K. Rono
** Has a Bono K. Rono pee tape
* H4NZ spoogles curing curses
** Finds lots of info about it
** Identify & remove source of curse, then clean up leftover bad juju
** It is very hard to identify a propertly-crafted curse.
** Theo suggests building a ghost detector to help find the source of the curse
* DAWN OF THE SEVENTH DAY.
** Theo feels something weird in throat
** MONSTEROUS EYE IN MY MOUTH OH GOD
** Disappears when I open and close my mouth
* We book a conference room to start building a ghost detector
** We build a thing
** Popo & Theo make a spell gem w/ a custom Detect Magic spell that's attuned to the dark energy
** H4NZ makes a device that interfaces w/ the gem and dings/clicks as we get closer to the source of the energy
** Takes the day to make !
* Billy continues trying to harass Vorilynn, but she's locked in the groundskeeper hut
** Billy convinces CHIVES to give her a box of mayo-filled chocolates
** Billy leaves mayo right outside the door
** Also a card apologizing
* We turn on the ghost detector
** Rainbow of colours and a bunch of clicks
** Popo spins around the room
** Colour gets more purple & clicking is louder when pointed towards shadows
* Plan on how to use this new device
** Wander around until the device tells us something useful
** Should ask to explore the asteroid
*** If they say no, fuck them and explore it anyway
** Spraying the ghost-b-gone doesn't get a reaction from the device
** We do a walk-through in the guest quarters to see if anyone in particular gets a reation from the ghost detector
* Billy is standing in front of Vorilynn's door, staring at it.
** Saying creepy stalker shit
** "I shall have you" -- ghost detector goes PITCH BLACK & then back to normal
** Walk through guest quarters, no reactions from the device as strong as Billy's
* Volkas talks about golarians and creating ghosts
** H4NZ is feeding Volkas' bullshit, suggests factions of Golarians are in-fighting with ghosts to fuck with him
** Volkas spoogles "evil golarians" and ends up on SpaceTube, insane conspiracy videos
** Watches the "Golarian Hunters" TV show
** Downloads eBook written by "Prof" that wrote the Ancient Golarians book -- Ancient Golarians: The True History (what the stewards dont want you to know)
* Billy spent the night smearing mayo on Vorilynn's door.
** Billy gives in to the darkness.
** Billy's touch is freezing the mayo as he smears it.
** His hands look dead and blue.
** Billy draws runes and symbols in the mayo.
* Theo wakes up in a cold sweat, panicking
** Emotions drain away to numbness
** DEADENED EMOTIONS
* Volkas has a vision of a golarian ghost asking him to bang
** Volkas realizes it wasn't real.

== Homwork ==

* Theo has deadened emotions, Billy has dead frozen hands.
* DO SOME GHOST HUNTING.

Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10

2019-05-25T03:25:51Z

Owls: Created page with "I'm doing Billy Naise too, Junk is sleeping == Doing It == * H4NZ rebuilds his drone! * Popo is spreading gossip about Filip ** Talking to a PSS guy & says Filip did som..."

I'm doing Billy Naise too, Junk is sleeping

== Doing It ==

* H4NZ rebuilds his drone!
* Popo is spreading gossip about Filip
** Talking to a PSS guy & says Filip did some stuff w/ Bono K. Rono's wife Lana
* Popo asks CHIVES about their CHIVES network
** Elysia has info exchange for the CHIVES units
** Informing Elysia informs all CHIVES
* Popo tells Elysia that some staff were doing improper things at the party
** Keys app beeps, has complaint form
** Forwards to Theo for analysis
*** Disclaims liability
*** Forced arbitration
*** Tells Popo its OK
* Billy Naise tries to make peace w/ Vorliynns
** Offers the PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover
*** Not keen
** Offers Bionic Trimmer, hydrolic mayo-based hedge trimmr
*** "But does it hurt the plants"
*** "WHO GIVES A SHIT!"
*** "I do" /reblocks Naise
** Somebody films it, runs over
*** Tries to sell a subscription
*** 100 jars to "Crawler"
**** Contract to ship to New Elysium on-demand signed!
**** 3 Xhoses too!
*** "As a former brothel owner..." - is Billy Naise now an ex-whoremonger?
* Rono K Bono is mad about Filip
* Popo gets disguised as Batman
** Filip sees Popo
** DOES NARUTO RUN TO FLEE
* Billy Naise sees Filip
** Filip tries to cancel the mayo order he made when drunk @ party
** Billy Naise upsells him MayoGlide MAXXX: Phantom Edition (for when you need the barest mayo flavour on your cock) instead of cancelling
** Also tries to sell him Cutting Board Lubtricant
*** Steinwergen hears & asks
*** Billy Naise gives him an 8oz sample size bottle
*** Billy tells him about the Mayonette Community Forums
* DatMan (Popo) is running around the resort
** Real person w/ a 14-movie series about him??
** H4NZ recognized DatMan is Popo
** DatMan is here for some tiddies.
** H4NZ' drone has a tofinkle refridgirator in it
** Volkas is dumb & thinks DatMan eating tofinkle is normal.
* Ad for Theo plays!
** The Absalom Albatross of Assets
** HE'LL WRITE YOUR WILL. REAL TIGHT.
** Eagle noises play.
** EAGLES.
** CHALLENGE OF TRUUUUUUUUUUUTH.
* Vorilynn tells Theo not to smoke in the park
** Elysia gives Theo a floaty raft to hang out in the water
* Morning dawns
** Billy wakes up by a pond (BECAUSE MY WIFE KICKED ME OUT), sees refleciton
** Weird lesion on neck???
** Uses PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover, to try to remove it
** DOES NOT HELP. WEIRD DISEASED FLESH UNVEILED.
** Fells compelled to keep using PediVac
** Dwarf comes to see what's up, tries to take PediVac away. RESISTED.
** REALIZES THE WOUND IS NOT REAL!
** Skin is quite red
** Billy goes after the dwarf, sell him a PediVac, MayoGlide MAXX, or a Mayonette subscription
*** He gets REALLY mad when I mention the mayonettes and becomes very hostile
*** Billy fucks off
* All the guests are slightly on edge.
** Volkas and H4NZ speculate that it may be the Golarions coming to take everone away.
* Billy visits 3 people in a room
** MayoGlide MAXXX will keep your cocktail cold all day!
** Adds some mayo to a drink
** One guy is horrified
** They are not into it
** They toss Billy out politely
* Volkas uses a GoFlex 300
* Billy Naise meets Bruce the IT dude
** Pays 10.99 to preorder MayoGlide PROTECC
** Buys 1 jar of MayoGlide MAXX: Spectral Edition
** Buys 1 PediVac!
** Starts doing something gross to his back :/
* Popo strong-arms Filip into another foot facial
** Billy Naise bursts in and interrupts it!
** Dr. Sidrani is apparently very intelligent, maybe she'll become a Mayonette!
* Billy & Volkas have nightmares
** Billy forgot his pants on his first day of sales school & wife bit his penis again
** Volkas dreams that Golarians were just peasants (:O)
* Billy feels something SPEAKING TO ME
** Asking me to let it in
** LETS IT IN.
** Billy Naise hears his own voice inside of his head
** LET A SECOND BILLY NAISE IN!!!
* Billy has an unfortunate interaction w/ Dr. Sidrani
** Ends up lubeing himself up w/ MayoGlide MAXXX and the Mayonge while standing on a table
** Security comes to intervene
** Billy is too slow, they stun him before he can shoot :(
** Taken to a brig aboard a Ringworks Sentinel to cool off, will be released later
* Filip has a black eye
** Popo wants to pick up where they left off
** Emotionlessly finishes up ;-)
* Volkas bites glass and eats glass shards???
** Security insists he visit the doctor
** Spoogles "Signs of Ghost Possesion"
*** Bad at spoogle
*** Ends up finding a Golarian TV show, thinks the Golarians wanted him to eat glass
* Not-Naise voice enters Naise's head again
** Beckons to give in
** Tries to sell the demonic voice mayo, it's not keen
*** It says 'forget' and makes Naise forget about it
** Two competing Billy Naise voices in Naise's head are all that are left
* Volkas starts noticing injuries
** Ghosts are servants of th Ancient Golarions
* Theo sees a Mayonge ad!
** Calls Billy to ask how many of those actually sell ...
** Thought he saw Billy walking by while he was on call w/ Theo?
* Popo sees an ad
** Shopping for a dream come true ...
** When you're shoppin for a dream come true! A little package of some human stew, all depends on who you're talkin' to. Don't you worry bout a thing because you know I got the foods for youu--uuuuu. So you want to eat your wife when she's in her weddin' gown? Well, the law would only try to put you down! That's a migraine and a half I won't put you through! I'm the people merchant! Meats are us! I do the butcher service, with no damn fuu---uuusss!
** BABY MERCHANT-based ad for
** PEOPLE MERCHANT, MEATS-R-US
** BUTCHER SERVICE. NO DAMN FUSS.
** Ad for Veskarium Rockarium!
* Popo tries to block ads
** Gets some stuff about corporate partner parnters
** K-on Reese is CEO of Eclipse Innovations, info about him is redacted
** Popo asks Theo
*** Theo is stumped, maybe K-on just likes his privacy
** Popo is SUSPICIOUS.
** Theo finds some more info about the app
*** Eclipse Innovations made the app, consultation by Romi
*** Theo suggests she go visit Romi
* Popo sees Filip giving someone a foot facial right in the middle of the hallway!?!
** Popo imagind it. It's just a weird chair.
* Romi says they've tinkered with the app a lot
** Didn't follow a lot of guidelines ...
** Did a lot of the initial work on the app tho
** Popo asks about the CEO
** Romi has met Reese before, he was a quiet fellow
** K-ON has a purple suit & a cybernetic arm
*** Think he's from Kuvakera on Verces
*** Native Verthani (advanced planet!)
* Billy nearly assaults Dr. Sidrani, is arrested