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<p>Created page with &quot;== Preparing == * Robert Normalman slept inside a pillow fort in the Golden Dragon Inn * Dale sits and thinks * Vinster gets dressed * Peacock is with Remo Leeroy &amp; the b...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Preparing ==<br /> <br /> * Robert Normalman slept inside a pillow fort in the Golden Dragon Inn<br /> * Dale sits and thinks<br /> * Vinster gets dressed<br /> * Peacock is with Remo Leeroy &amp;amp; the bombs<br /> ** On the way to the villa on a wagon !<br /> * Jon arranges for a signal w/ Vinster<br /> ** Vinster will hold up a knife<br /> <br /> == It’s Party Time ==<br /> <br /> * Peacock &amp;amp; Mr. Leeroy arrive and are directed to the back porch to set up<br /> * Vinster &amp;amp; co roll up to the steward<br /> ** Present invitations<br /> ** Steward doesn’t have our names<br /> ** But thinks the invite is super legit (and they have our names)<br /> ** Lets us through<br /> * Vinster gets some champagne<br /> ** Smoozes w/ Lady Periwinkle Saddifrass<br /> ** Dances w/ her<br /> * Dale talks to a tribal warrior about corn<br /> ** Warrior is here to “perform” for the guests // show of force<br /> * Robert is hiding in the corner<br /> ** Vinster puts some Friends on him<br /> ** DEFINITELY CONSENTUALLY gets him to drink some champagne<br /> ** Robert throws up in a corner after<br /> * Vinster finds a room w/ stained glass windows<br /> ** Stairs to the north &amp;amp; east<br /> ** Musicians playing Traditional Halfling Insturments<br /> ** Guests mostly talking business<br /> ** Dale joins, hears some stuff about soil quality in the north<br /> *** Bankrupting someone to claim land by salting their soil<br /> *** Dale is horrified.<br /> *** Dale has a date rape drug???<br /> **** Not a fan of these people talking about salting farms.<br /> * Vinster &amp;amp; Dale find a roasted meat table<br /> ** Sit next to large halfling stuffing his face<br /> *** Says the ham is the best<br /> ** He grabs a slab of ham for me with his hand and slaps it down in front of me<br /> *** It’s fucking delicious<br /> ** Says his name is Galifar Farfersh<br /> ** Surprised Vinster is at a Ghallanda party<br /> ** Dale sits w/ some seedy character<br /> *** Vegeterian plate on front of them.<br /> *** But no corn.<br /> *** Dale takes offense to their lack of corn consumption.<br /> *** Steward has to intervene cuz they argue about why he isn’t eating corn<br /> *** Dale spills his drink onto the not-eating-corn guy’s shoes<br /> **** Gets up to fight.<br /> **** Vinster convinces the guy to try some corn &amp;amp; he says it’s OK<br /> **** As Dale walks away, the guy throws the corn at him!<br /> **** Dale hexes the motherfucker<br /> **** Guy feels funny &amp;amp; leaves<br /> *** Dale fixes himself a plate of corn (it’s high quality corn)<br /> * Pair of drunks hanging around the dining room<br /> ** Start fighting<br /> ** Vinster interferes<br /> ** Names are Bob &amp;amp; Gerri<br /> ** Someone spilled wine<br /> *** One is upset that he spilled the wine &amp;amp; wasted fine wine<br /> *** Pushes Jerry<br /> *** Vinster gets him another drink to calm him down<br /> **** He throws it at Jerry<br /> **** They start fighting<br /> ** Guard shows up and grabs Bob<br /> ** Vinster asks Bob what he’s doing here<br /> *** Boromar operative<br /> *** Very important<br /> *** Jerry Fofalli<br /> *** Tries to get some info from him<br /> **** “The documents”<br /> **** Friends him, Jerri hugs him<br /> **** Councillor has an important paper that needs to get translated<br /> **** She’s talking to someone from House Sivis about it<br /> **** Got it from Some Guy<br /> ***** Vinster asks if it was from Vek the Grin<br /> ***** Jerri denies it<br /> * Remo compliments Peacock’s mustache<br /> ** Hears someone selling hardboiled eggs!<br /> ** Stan O’Hardigan Eggs!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> ** Remo suggests Peacock get some eggs<br /> ** Pete O’Boyle selling Hardigan eggs for 1c each<br /> * Vinster hears some grunting<br /> ** Bursts into a bathroom with two halflings fucking by a toilet<br /> ** Bursts out<br /> ** Dale goes in real quick to shill corn<br /> ** They lock the door.<br /> ** Some guest asks Dale what happened<br /> *** Dale says a Boromar has a baby corn penis.<br /> * Spots the outline of a HIDDEN DOOR<br /> ** Says some shit about rare wine &amp;amp; babycorn penis to Dale<br /> ** Guest near the door skitters off for some wine<br /> * Automaton w/ a lever inside, it’s an elevator<br /> ** When we fail to present a Boromar signet, it threatens to sound an alarm<br /> ** Dale blasts it<br /> ** Doesn’t kill it, sounds an alarm<br /> ** Dale casts Pass Without Trace so we can escape<br /> ** Hide in the meat freezer while the guards converge<br /> ** They find nothing.<br /> ** Fresh &amp;amp; great quality meat!<br /> ** Square iron plates engraved w/ glowing blue rune<br /> *** Magical freezer (frostbite runes)<br /> ** Crack open the other door to the kitchen<br /> *** Hear Big Mondo directing the chefs<br /> ***<br /> * Dale goes through people’s coats in the coat closet<br /> ** Mostly marked w/ Boromar heraldry<br /> ** One Cannith, one Sivvis<br /> ** We find a letter in the Sivvis pocket<br /> *** Boromar request for Gandry d’Sivvis to assist in a “matter most delicate”<br /> * Been here ~2h<br /> ** 30m to fireworks “show”<br /> * Dale starts more rumours<br /> ** Cook didn’t wash his hands after using bathroom<br /> ** Guests is distressed by this, leaves party.<br /> * Vinster &amp;amp; Dale sneak up to 2nd floor<br /> ** Voices in the room to the north<br /> ** Sneak around<br /> ** Find a room w/ creepy porcelin dolls.<br /> *** All types<br /> *** What the fuck<br /> *** Cold dead eyes stare eternity into the void<br /> *** One chair in the middle of the room.<br /> *** Many dolls have clothing studden w/ gems and precious metals<br /> *** Dale steals some clothing &amp;amp; smashes dolls<br /> **** One comes to life and screams about THE HUNT ETERNAL<br /> **** Roll for initiative!<br /> **** Dale blasts it<br /> **** Vinster stabs it<br /> **** It’s a tough son of a bitch<br /> **** Doll ends up accidentally impaling itself on its own spear when it falls off the shelf.<br /> **** Vinster takes it<br /> * Dale puts the doll clothes on Unseen Servant<br /> ** Uses it as a distraction<br /> ** GHOSTS!<br /> ** Guard bumps into us, Vinster stabs him to death while he’s shouting about ghosts.<br /> ** Has some keys on his corpse!<br /> * Doesn’t open bedroom<br /> ** Does open a tidy office<br /> ** Ledgers, papers, etc<br /> ** Dale checks for more keys<br /> *** Key Charm (v.fancy key)<br /> ** Villa records mostly, nothing exciting<br /> ** Dale puts down that they need to order 200 bushels of corn &amp;amp; 500 lbs of baby corn<br /> * New key ALSO doens’t open bedroom<br /> * We find a lounge<br /> ** Pipeweed!<br /> ** Vinster opens the windows in this room<br /> *** Can see Peacock setting up fireworks<br /> *** Show begins soon!<br /> ** Vinster signals Jon from the 2nd floor<br /> ** Jon uses the smoker smoke (from smoking meats) as cover to sneak up to the villa<br /> ** Climbs trellis to join us<br /> * Jon, Dale, and Vinster try to come up with a way to get the document<br /> ** Undressed unseen servant &amp;amp; gives it a note for Robert telling him to join us upstairs<br /> ** Robert actually gets the note.<br /> * Dale drops the guard’s corpse in front of Ilyra’s door, knocks and runs off<br /> ** Unseen servant dressed in doll clothes goes into the study as soon as she opens the door<br /> ** She screams, calls guards<br /> * We run the fuck away and hide in a viewing room<br /> ** Curio cabinets, couches, etc<br /> ** Books, carvings, etc<br /> ** Ferility halfling statue !<br /> ** Talenta plains artifacts, all pretty valuable to collectors<br /> *** We grab it<br /> *** Jon grabs some smaller items too (8 figurines)<br /> *** Thinks Other People would be interested in these items &amp;amp; they maaaaaaay attract attention<br /> * Guards talking to Ilyra<br /> ** They remove the body<br /> ** Guard captain talks to her about it<br /> ** They start sweeping the floor<br /> * Guard captain Gerry Splinter bursts in, weapon drawn<br /> ** Vinster calms him down by acting like he belongs here<br /> ** He’s still suspicious, asks everyone else who they are<br /> ** Not deceived by Jon<br /> ** Says we all have to stay put while they search for the murderer<br /> * Leeroy announces the show is about to begin!<br /> ** Sir Peacock is instructed to light the firework<br /> ** Shit. Gets. Real.<br /> ** Dragon firework goes straight towards the villa<br /> ** Big ass dragon lands on the roof, bursts like napalm, showers the roof.<br /> * We smell smoke<br /> ** Also shouts of terror<br /> ** Everyone fleeing<br /> ** Vinster snags a key off her as she flees<br /> * Smoke is building up<br /> ** We stop in the library<br /> ** Another halfling automaton, deactivated<br /> ** Gandry d’Sivis is like “ok hi gotta run since the building is on fire bye”<br /> * We get into the master bedroom w/ the key Vinster lifted<br /> ** Dale spots a button on a dresser<br /> ** Vinster grabs a journal off her desk<br /> ** Pile into the secret elevator<br /> * An outbreak of panic as people flee &amp;amp; guards run around<br /> ** Robert peaks out of his tent and sees everything is on fire.<br /> ** His tent catches fire :-(<br /> * Remo Leeroy flees w/ Peacock, laughing about the whole thing<br /> * In the basement<br /> ** Jon finds a hole full of (literal) shit<br /> ** Crates w/ mundane supplies<br /> *** Jon takes some rope<br /> ** Jon notices a weird segment of the wall<br /> * Locked chests in secret room, Vinster able to open w/ guard’s key ring<br /> ** x4 Small leather armour<br /> ** 1x Studded leather armour<br /> ** Assortment of weapons<br /> * Torture chamber!<br /> ** Rack, crate w/ daggers and surgical tools, ice pick, chair has no bottom w/ bucket next to it<br /> ** Hole in western wall, could squeeze through<br /> ** Safe in the torture chamber too<br /> *** Key charm opens it!<br /> *** One single document inside &amp;amp; silver circlet<br /> *** Stash of cheques, 10x precious stones<br /> *** Vinster grabs doc, shoves the rest of the stuff into Jon’s bag<br /> * Jon, Dale, and Vinster escape the burning villa!<br /> ** Hole led to a gutter<br /> ** Villa is burning to the fucking ground.<br /> ** They head for the tavern that they met Kavill at, hoping the others join<br /> * Peacock is paid 50g by Remo<br /> ** “The Dask will certainly be calling on you again”<br /> ** Morphs back to his normal changeling form and wanders off<br /> * Normalman is watching the villa burn down w/ the rest of the guests<br /> ** Avoids eye contact w/ people, doesn’t want to talk to anyone</div>

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