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<p>Created page with &quot;== Doing it == * Garbage disposal tube has a bottomless void at the ends ** Junk threw a TV in there and it disappeared ** Scan of garbage indicates it is REAL, not a simulat...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Doing it ==<br /> <br /> * Garbage disposal tube has a bottomless void at the ends<br /> ** Junk threw a TV in there and it disappeared<br /> ** Scan of garbage indicates it is REAL, not a simulation<br /> ** Not magic garbage<br /> * Slammed two cans of radiation together, green slime came out of the cracks<br /> ** Organic<br /> * FIVE PIRATES<br /> ** We try to flig garbage at them, but instead jam the garbage into our own ship<br /> ** Some pirates believe our bluff about a radiactive shotgun; ones in front RUN THE FUCK away<br /> ** 3 ran away<br /> ** Last two stood their ground. We critically damaged one, then smashed it into the other ship with our tractor beam!<br /> ** We destroy them &amp;amp; pick up the remaining trash for disposal<br /> * Mr. Happy declares us an eternal team forever until we die.<br /> * Teleported to Mental Faculties test with a puzzle<br /> ** with classical music<br /> * 3 buttons, swaps maze config. Have to remember configurations and advance through by flipping them to reach the three goal consoles<br /> ** Voice tells us puzzle was randomly generated and possibly impossible<br /> ** lecture lucille on being racist. all ysoki don't enjoy mazes.<br /> * We are the only survivors of the interview.<br /> ** Holographic confetti and horn toots!<br /> * Shit. Surprise training module. It's going to explode in 9 minutes and kill us.<br /> ** The confetti is NOT poisonous<br /> ** 'Exit' sign pointing north<br /> ** Presents Gowen w/ business card so she can...turn it into a paper plane?<br /> ** We suck at jumping. We keep falling off the pillars in the lava room.<br /> ** Lazer room<br /> *** &amp;quot;I continue to lick the button, hard.&amp;quot; - Junk<br /> ** We win! Invited to speak with Mr. Happy himself<br /> *** Only team to ever win the interview<br /> * Teleported to Mr Happy's room<br /> <br /> == Homework ==<br /> <br /> * Design a Love Class Explorer<br /> ** T2 starship, Explorer model</div>

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