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== Doing it ==

* We arrive in Rayovek station
** HappyCo HQ, lots of other horrifying shit on other floors
** Office workers on the west have some kind of spell on them
** Scientists on the right are chained to the floor. Ash outside their room.
** Brunch is being served at the HappyMall soon
* Lucielle is 28 in "human years" and like 180+ in whatever she thinks a year is natively
* Mr Happy orders Absalom Station attendant disintegrated because he didn't get our flavour data
** We all say day-old Capari sun
* Mr Happy seems to be an android
* Lucielle brings us "tofinkle" as a refreshment
** Gowena pours it on the floor & prays to spinach lord
** Tofinkle is a pink frozen confection - missing texture pink
** HappyCo empire is built on blood, sweat, ash of disintegrated enemies, and tofinkle
** Tofinkle is their flagship product
* Voluminaus F. Happy gives us all 2000 credits to Carry Out His Will Across The Universe
* Assignment: return to Absalom. Thungs found something Mr Happy wants, and he's sending us to get it back.
* Mr Happy founded company 257 years ago
** 1st product was Tofinkle, took off
** Astronautics, then prisons, them theme parks
** Combined prisons & theme parks
** Potentially expanding into piano ties
* Building the Grinstar, big pink happy space station
* Ambazzamezidors
* First ever Love-class explorer produced
** Plasma torpedo & particle beam, good manuverability, above-average drift engine, expansion decks
** Autodoors
** Red button on science officer computer teleports us back directly to HappyCo HQ
*** If you hit it too often, the ship explodes.
** IT HAS A BAR
*** A few spirits - Dr. Happy's brand (ex: fizzy-popping absinthe)
* Mr Happy finished ship tour & vanishes in a puff of confetti
* Manual: Robot #0 reads manual - Tyr-no, his duty to assist us
** Robot will spy on us for Mr Happy
** Can also open a line of communication to Mr Happy
* Our task:
** Mining ship found outside of Absalom, abandoned
** Towing something very important to Mr Happy
* Big red button on pilot's console
** BIG RED BUTTON to teleport in and out of HappyCo's reality (not drift, something else)
** Can be used once a week, with Mr Happy's approval
* Tyr-no can manufacture Tofinkle
** Shit out spinach-flavoured tofinkle from his butt
* Jump to ~2 hours out from Absalom
** Spot the mining ship w/ asteroid attached via tow cable
** Asteroid is weird
* Small ship comes in fast & locks on to us
** Gowena plays a song & makes us put tofinkle on the floor before combat
** Enemy craft is an Eoxian interceptor w/ 1 pilot
** Craft tries to EMP our engines, but fails critically and EMPs its own engines. lawl.
** Their engines are now glitching
** It had an escape pod; it ejects and moves rapidly towards the mining ship
** They outrun us and the pod makes it to the asteroid first
* Mining ship is very used, paint is faded from <s>radiation</s>
** We pick up a transpoder code: "Ship is the Acrion, under quarantine by order of Absalmon Station Security"
** Asteroid is nondescript, we do pick up traces of magic
* We EVA and board the mining ship
** I grab Tyr-no and bring him with us -- he'll monitor local space w/ ship's sensors
** Hand-to-butt human centipede before disembarking
* Creepy dog monsters attack us on board
** Gowena's big black dildo is now a big pink dildo to be HappyCo themed.
** Fire doesn't hurt them?
** It's an Akatta, an aberration that lives in the void
*** They hibernate & mimic minerals
*** Watery things when they wake up
** Junk gets bitten and feels weird
** Zith has Tyr-no shit Salt-Flavoured Tofinkle, loads it into dart, fires. It has trace amounts of salt, which disintegrates the akatta.
** Tyr-no running low on tofinkle paste
** Sniksnak executes the remaining akatta
* Volkas finds a shotgun
** Arc emitter for stunning at close range
** 2h weapon
* We find a dead goblin outside the core room -- core room had signs of a big battle
* Another akatta
** Volkas trips in some tofinkle Gowena tried to throw at the akatta
** Gowena tries to help him up
*** "i dont know how i can help him"
*** "HOW MANY ARMS DO YOU HAVE, GIVE ME A HAND"
** Junk murders it brutally
* We figure out that the bite Junk got earlier infected him with a horrifying parasitic young version of an akatta that will eventually move to his brain and take over him.
** He will have to make some saves over time to un-disease it
* Found some loot in a storage room
** Disruptive Infusion Seal
*** Applied to weapons, not sure what it does
*** Vulkas doesn't know what does either
** Two Serum of Healing MK 1 (1d8)
** 3 Med Patches
* Found two goblins barricaded in a room
** Telepathic message at them resulted in them shooting at their door
** They shout about 'something got to me'
* Theo suggests the dead goblin we found before might have a parasite in it that will reanimate the corpse
** We inspect the corpse. He shot his own hand off and then killed himself?
* Zith calms the goblins down and they stop being dicks.
** They want to help us escape now
** They were just in the area looking for stuff to raid, found derelict
** They have not seen any eoxians
* Gave Zith the three medpatches
* We try to hack Tyr-no. He says if we try again, he'll self-destruct.
* Per Tyr-no, we don't need the asteroid; we need what is IN the asteroid.
** He won't tell us what's in it...
** Eoxian dude might be there already :/

== Homework ==

* Remember to fix Junk's disease
* Find the kicthen for salt?

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Owls: Created page with "== Doing it == * We arrive in Rayovek station ** HappyCo HQ, lots of other horrifying shit on other floors ** Office workers on the west have some kind of spell on them ** Sc..."

Owls: Created page with "== Doing it == * We arrive in Rayovek station HappyCo HQ, lots of other horrifying shit on other floors Office workers on the west have some kind of spell on them ** Sc..."