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== Maid Interlude ==

* Flashback to repressed memories
* Grant foye, gold doornob, WHY AM I WEARING MAID CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK
* OH GOD ITS A HAPPYCO TRAINING MODULE
* KissuKissu Space Mansion under supervision of head butler Adolph
** Adolf is also a ninja bodyguard
** He has a metal eye + a bunch of his face is coveredin burns
** Master is Lucifer
*** Young man, grey eyes, fire-red hair
* Win condition: get into Lucifer's secret treasure room
* Maid quarters are in basement. Adolph advises us not to open any other doors down there.
* Maid's quarters, Gardener's Quarters, Adolph's Quarters
** Maid: three bunks (6 beds), cabinets, closet,
*** Claim a bunk, look in the closet
*** 2nd Edition Bible
* Frok takes a nap.
* Seek Adolph. He's coming out of a room & upset that we saw? and tell us to wait for orientation in foye
** I go wait on the foye
* Shadow finds the master reading in the living room and acts all awkward. Master gives her some orange juice.
* Attached to foye: kitchen, bathroom, closet
** Closet is full of brooms and shovels
* Adolph is upset that Lifts-her-tail is not here. He hands us rocks and we head downstairs.
* Lifts-her-tail set a water pail trap on the door. I avoid it when I kick the door in, then throw both rocks at her.
* Adolph bitchslaps her for sleeping. I get up in his face and yell at him for not acting like a gentleman and an officer.
** Lifts-her-tail helps. He bitchslaps us and then cattleprods us to the kitchen.
* We make the master dinner. It sucks horribly. Lifts-her-tail literally just brings him a bottle of ketchup.
** I recover by seducing the master.
* We break all the dishes and suck at washing up. Lifts-her-tail puts the ketchup bottle in her bra.
* Lifts-her-tail meets tha gardener, Hikari, in the garden.

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