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== Doing It ==

* Goblins have computer card!
* Gowena offers Meza's (not dead) character to the goblins for food ?????
* See horrifying shit in bridge, head for kitchen
* We find the kitchen & each get a sack of salt
* Volkas fails at throwing salt
* We pour salt on the akata and it dies in a salty heap
** Theo says "He looks pretty salty about that" and puts on sunglasses. Tierno plays a laughtrack.
* Other akata runs into salt lel
* Gowena throws meat into the bridge and there's some weird ass growling noise
* Volkas smites the remaining akata with his big ass sword thr
* New akata appears, Volkas smites it again
* Log in to computer,
** The Drift Rock had strange geodes, akata hatched from them
** Something Else came from the rock and it overwhelmed the ship
** They opened the airlock to try and kill the akatae
** They fled along the tow cables to the drift rock
* Find the following in storage room:
** Odd plastic container w/ electronic lock. No magic detected.
** Goblin uses a grenade to piece it
** Transparent coffin inside, w/ feet
** UNDEAD FUCKER
** He's being kind of cagey and wants to see the Eoxian ambassador
** We piss him off and he goes back in his box and we leave him
* Rest of team finds a flame pistol
* Zip down the tow cable to the Drift Stone
* One side of stone is sheared off cleanly
** Craters are not impact craters!
** Rocky overhand conceals cave enterance
* Found a ded human
** Looks like akata bites
* Found a lady with some mirror bullshit and a sniper rifle
** She was flying the Eox fighter that attacked us
** I break off dialog when she tells us that and call for Zith's grenades
** She seems to be in a room with no other exits.
* One goblin fran dies.
* Zith hits her square in the bitch face with a shock grenade, ruining her mirror image device.
** She is an android.
** She was paid a lot by a guy who contacted her through secure channels.
** We secure her arms: Azimuth Laser Pistol, Tactical Shirren Eye Rifle
** Junk steals her knife: Survival knife
** The purchaser knew where we were and told the assassin
** We demand her pants in exchange for her life. She concedes her pants.
*** Removes rest of her clothing and junk tries to put it all on despite the poor fit.
*** OH SHIT IT'S ARMOUR WITH JUMP JETS: Freebooter Armor 1 (Jump Jets)
* Defeated and naked, we tell her to get the fuck out.
** Other goblin sees her and suicide charges The Bad Lady.
** He crits her, and then his gun explodes. Both of them die.
* Akata zombie!!!! It's a person with a blue tentacle coming out of its head.
** We tell Junk this is going to happen to him
** Gowena engages it with her dildo
* Tierno tells me a story about Mr Happy conceiving tofinkle and taking over the frozen confectionary sector
** Mr Happy's favorite flavour is LIQUID SMOKE
* The walls are made of rock. I don't recognize it.
** Light blueish, bits of dust floating around
** SUPER FUCKING MAGICAL.
*** Southern wall has a lot more magic.
* Tofikle-filled poison darts aww yeah
* Mr Happy is HATED throughout the known universe by communists
* We find a chamber made of metal. There's an interesting console of strange design.
** Zith accesses the console, and it nearly FUCKING MURDERS HIM by electricity.
** We pour a bunch of healing shit on him.
* Schematic on console, showing larger structure
** The Drift Stone's shearing might mean that this was torn off of something
* Found more controls (red) and screen (blue)
** Psychokinetic hand to push button (it could be DANGROUS)
** Pressing it makes a sphere with a bunch of dots appear on the screen
** Schematic of a globe
* Found an ancient spaceship
** Degenerated, parked but on its side/wing
** It's a common ship from >50 years ago
** About the same size as the ASS Spinach Lover
* Also monster with a lampray mouth slurping up some blood
** It has wings
** It is extra-planar: an OUTSIDER.
** Partially phased out of our plane
** Probably vulnerable to ELECTRICITY
* We hide and I telepath at it, welcoming it to Absalom space.
** It has a long tongue with which is licks its teeth

== Quick notes for next time ==

* It's vulnerable to electrcity. STUN GUNS AT MAXIMUM.
* We're gunna kill Zith!

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