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== Ship upgrade! ==

+20 BP = 8 (med bay) + 10 (light particle beam) PCU of 150 = 99 + 4 (med bay) + 10 (light particle beam)

Light particle beam attached to Forward hard point. 3d6 medium range weapon.

== Doing it ==

* Gowena brings Junk to a shirren crooked "doctor" to fix Junk's parasite for 30 credits.
** Pours weird green fluid on Junk's arm
** IT'S ACID LOL
* Tierno projects Mr Happy from his anus for a teleconference
** 3 century old text that matches some of the symbols from the Drift Stone
** Kabarat Univeristy on Castravel?
** Visit uni and find Halkueem Zan - he wrote the paper on the text
*** Zonnyboy
*** He's an adventurer
* Gowena upset Mr Happy
* Drift jump to castravel takes 1 day
* Castravel is the Lashunta home planet
** Uni is known for xenoanthropology & xenolinguists
* Junk cures the parasite just before we arrive and smears poop on the walls!
* Teirno chimes in: natives are VERY INTO NATURE ~.^
** Dendrophilia (or less often arborphilia or dendrophily) literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees.
** Some of the trees are like fleshlights
** Most are normal trees
* Hailed by aviation authorities, they direct us to the uni
** Arrived at Ship's End, the spaceport. Guard & customs officer meet us.
** Customs officer talks to El Capitan, Gowena.
** Junk gives the customs lady (zith's) shoe. She bows and takes it.
** Trash is mostly green here.
** No Vesk god shrines here :(
** Theo tells them Junk might have a parasite
** They give us travel papers
** They also take Junk away to hose him down
* We get a taxi.
** The taxi robot has a weird voice, so I hack the taxi and give him a more robot-y voice.
** I also zero out our bill. Fuck yeah nat20.
* We arrive at the House of the Green God.
** Gowena makes us all pick a leaf from the nearest tree
** IT IS NOT ILLEGAL. I CHECKED.
** Gowena bullshits a priest that is upset with us taking the leafs.
** GET GET GET GET LOW
* We arrive at Cabbrat University of XenoBLABLABLA
** 10 buildings on their campus, lots of green bullshit like grass
* To the left, there's a building with a lot of journalists hanging out
* Attune ring to Zan's name
* Journalists are here because a prof has given a VIOLENTLY XENOPHOBIC lecture
* Gowena gets recognized by the journos
** They swarm her and she talks about jizm facial masks
** Not all tho
* Uni receptionist still besiged
** I clear them out with a ghost sound
** Receptionist is happy that we got rid of the journos, he gives us directions & adds us to Prof Muhali's schedule
** (Zan is away, Muhali is a standin?)
* Clean office, Muhali is a girl
* Gowena says we're from the fucking IRB
** OH LORDY
* Muhali doesn't buy our shit. Tells us that we should go "take care" of the problem w/ Ailabiens, the racist prof.
** He gave an offensive talk on Lashunta war...something?
* Dr Sostarni has studied Zan's notes most recently
* Gowena talks to the press and tells her that the chair, Muhali is a shit person who makes up data and abuses undergrads
** They buy it.
* We make an appt with Sostarni for tomorrow & head back to the ship to find Junk.
* Comprehend Language on the stuff from Muhali's office. It's Ancient Elven, fragmented too badly to get any meaning from.
** Elf is commonly found on Golarian, but some elfs survive. They have pointy ears and look human.
* We rest for the night.
** In the morning, several smear stories run on the planetary news about Muhali.
** Uni has issued statements trying to put a stop to these stories.
* The Dean is here and he is pissed at us.
** Junk throws shit at him because he won't accept the shoe.
* Sostarni's office is locked, no response. We hack the door and find the office a total mess.
** Hacks his computer
** Muhali gave him a 2 month sabatical & Muhali let him leave early.
*** I can tell the letter letting him leave early is a (good) forgery.
*** 15 messages between Sostari & Gokulol?
*** Final message specifies a meeting at Five Arches cantina.
*** Tree porn
*** He's Kasathen tho, so there's some kasathen porn too
*** ** Loot Lashunta somethingweave armour for a kasathen
* I have Tierno send the media a vid of the dean covered in shit
* Receptionist bids us good day!
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