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== 4/20 bby ==

* Extreme Survival Deathmatch Supreme
* We wake up in a tomb. We have our armour, but no items or weapons.
** We open the door.
* Thrall, the Ringmaster leads us away
** Talk to a contestent, we're on Eox in the Living Halls
** Necrografts available here... (like enhancements)
* Lady Unita has requested our presence immediatley
** We upset a reporter by saying we're not here vountarily
** Shifty Undead offering necrografts.
*** Junk touches his skin and it sloughs off on his hands.
*** He offers information
**** Unita is part of the Corpse Fleet
**** She leads the Flesh Company, a mindless set of zombies
* Thrall waves a brick-like device to slide open the doors, presumably to Unita's office
** Vending machine w/ weird drinks, nice plants
** Another vending machine, I hack it and get a Dr. Happy's Fizzy Popping Drink
* We enter Unita's office
** She admits to knowing Rictus
** Her show's ratings are down, normally she only gets masocists and cultists to compete to the death
** We suggest some other ideas for a show, and she's not into it
** She's trying to assign us nicknames
*** Junk is Cu Cu Cachoow, kills by smelling bad
*** Volkas has a Star Chopper and severs heads to eat?
*** I'm The Salaryman, went postal with a stapler and killed everyone in the office
*** Gowena is The Clam Chowderista, exiled from her people for being hideous
*** H4NZ is The Fistinator 6900, failed sex droid, explodes people with esctasy and gore?
* Thrall brings us to The Bloodworks, their shitty armoury for the game
** Weapon create w/ electronic lock
** 1st round: no energy weapons (except solarian)
** I take a Light Reaction Cannon
** Waves of Whites, may have ammo/equipment
* Show starts! Thrall does an intro
** Wights start coming at us. Blow one's arm off.
** More wights, bla bla
** Don Castleon is on a screen, so I guess he's watching. He looks at us with PURE HATRED.
** Volkas: "No more of this wight meat for me."
** H4NZ can't throw grenades to save his life - nat 1 :)
*** and then double 1s on his damage lmao
*** the wights laugh at him
** I open a crate & find: 5 rounds (already loaded on r20 chat sheet), Lvl 2 frag grenade
* I take a shit on everything: holographic image "This victory brought to you by Lady Unita & Iron Commander Rictus of the Corpse Fleet"
** Don gets up and leaves
** Thrall has to make an announcement saying we're lying
* We continue fighting the alt-wight horde
* We win.
** Bassitus the Gold is our next challenge
** Lady Unita has requested our presence.

== Homework ==

* Unitas is probably pissed about the corpse fleet announcement
* LEVEL UP!
** L5 is an ability score bump woop woop
**
* Send to Fork: suggestions on character backstory based adventures!

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