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== Doing It ==

* Shifty Dude says we're fighting Bassadus the Gold
** Solarian, manipulating gravity, was Corpse Fleet reaper
** We ask him about the Don
*** Biggest crime boss in the Pact world
*** He's a talent scout too -- looking for bodies
* Don Toadloen comes in and tells us we stole travel papers from him
** He'll forgive us this transgression (No One Steals From The Don) if we deliver the beats to him
* Fighting Bassadus! Arena looks different
** Blue fluid in 10 ft deep pit under all the grates, it's cold
** Iron walls popping up from nowhere
* Bissitus is a big metal suit of some kind of mech armour with a motionless undead dude in a tube in the middle
** Some kind of passive PBAoE aura that makes people stuck?
** He's not triggering the pressure plate stuff. Gravity fuckery, or are they magic?
** Not super magic. Gowena dildo smashes a grate down.
*** A little magic. It doesn't seem to be too clever though.
* We drop Bassitus down into a pool of cryogenic liquid.
** He hops out and a little arm does some repairs
* H4NZ tries to remote hack Bassitus' suit
** He hacks in. Can fuck up his repair system, targetting system, or armour.
** Hinders move speed, move speed halved.
* He crit fails a cleave and some green slime hits the wall. Was it the poison?
** His cleave is poisonous. Fort save prevents it from infecting you though!
* Glass tube w/ undead is cracked and leaking fluid. His repair arm is trying to patch it.
** H4NZ hacks it again and disabled repair arm
* Volkas smashes the tube open and a skeleton dude pops out onto the floor.
** Robot suit starts beeping.
** And then we smash the skeleton into pieces.
* H4NZ tries to hack the suit, but fails and accelerates the countdown
** Gowena has thrown the suit into a pit
** BOOM. Debris and cryogenic fluid go everywhere.
* Welp. Bassitus got fucking wrecked. We took more damage from the point-blank explosion than anything he did.
** Skeletonbody has a Ghoulish Pain Claw (Volkas)
* Thrall has a cane!!!!!!! (and a hat)
* Shifty Dude says they're going Hard next time
** One of Unida's generals
** It'll be a necromancer, bit of a weirdo - sews dead bodies together
* Nap time!
* Weeeeee're back! The weapons are sabotaged.
** We find some less broken guns.
** Thrall is a dick about it
** Gowena trips Thrall & Junk steals his hat
** WE KEEP THE HAT.
** Thrall gets laughed at by the crowd because he has no hat
* Viscount Davidov and his flesh golem dancers
** Golems charge
** Theo pops another holographic message: @Stewards - Corpse Fleet trying to seize Stellar Destroyer, leads @ [priority transmission point coordinates]
* This arena has some pylons that are all turned on. Not sure what they do!
* Davidov makes a comment about us never being able to hit his squad? Pylons doing something odd?
* BURST OF MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA WUT
** Mr. Happy has arrived with Lucielle.
** "Play my jam."
*** Old Golarian music starts playing
** He summons a gigantic plasma turret and it obliterates the golems (explodeates).
** Viscount survives the first round of death.
** Not the second round. He is, in fact, disintegrated.
** Junk asks Mr. Happy to murder Thrall. He does so.
* He does some kind of very very mystical teleport spell that I critically do not identify.
** We end up in an Eox starport. Happy Soldiers have cleared it out.
** Happy Soldiers are fucking badass.
** No air. Life bubble.
* We get ONE WEEK of vacation!
** Djeor?
** Disintegration quota!
** Our gear is on the ship!
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Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Shifty Dude says we're fighting Bassadus the Gold ** Solarian, manipulating gravity, was Corpse Fleet reaper ** We ask him about the Don *** Biggest crime bo..."

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