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<p>Created page with &quot;== Whorehouse Adventure Sideshow == * Aboard the ASS Spinach Lover after being saved from Eox by Mr. Happy. * Mary Smalls emails me. ** New cats: Tiddlewinkins, JOjo, Isaiah...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Whorehouse Adventure Sideshow ==<br /> <br /> * Aboard the ASS Spinach Lover after being saved from Eox by Mr. Happy.<br /> * Mary Smalls emails me.<br /> ** New cats: Tiddlewinkins, JOjo, Isaiah J Tompson, Biscuit<br /> ** Offer of money.<br /> ** Meet her at Old Folks home.<br /> ** Old folks home....is the brother?<br /> *** H4NZ determines that it is Ancient Human for Butt Stuff.<br /> ** She has a boyfriend.<br /> * Long talk about cats and butt stuff with &lt;s&gt;the team&lt;/s&gt;.<br /> * Large ship approaches us &amp;amp; hails us near Akiton.<br /> ** ON SCREEN!<br /> ** Catchy song starts playing!<br /> ** Sexual Tyrannosaurus vessel. Scantily-clad spacesuited whores hanging out of the ship.<br /> ** They want us to fire lasers! We fire lasers!<br /> ** They pass on by.<br /> * We dock at Absalom.<br /> ** Gowena spoogles the Butt Stuff place.<br /> ** It's in the rich area.<br /> ** We head over.<br /> * Secretary (Melinda!)<br /> ** Bar &amp;amp; resturant.<br /> ** Other services (all sexual) require an appointment.<br /> ** Meet Vivian, one of the grandkids<br /> *** We get a 25% discount on all purchases.<br /> ** &amp;quot;We don't schedule sexual activities with the owner's grandmother.&amp;quot;<br /> * Vivian can't open Ms Small's door<br /> ** Her keycard isn't opening it (it's the master key)<br /> ** Bang on it, no response (other than cats)<br /> ** Junk shoots the door<br /> ** Guards don't like that, but Vivian Carpenter (owner) tells them its OK<br /> ** Junk is useless.<br /> * H4NZ hacks the door.<br /> ** Bloody pawprints everywhere.<br /> ** Smell is HORRIFYING.<br /> ** Cats SPEW FORTH from the room.<br /> ** 41 cat food bowls. Lots of dead cats. One alive cat is eating a hotdog.<br /> ** Mary Smalls has died.<br /> * H4NZ notices a hot dog lodged in the corpse of Ms Small's throat.<br /> ** H4NZ reminds us of her email: Biscuit had a hunger for the other cats?<br /> ** ''h4nz rolls medicine on a hotdog''<br /> ** End of the sausage was not bitten, but sliced.<br /> *** Detect POISON on the hotdog!<br /> ** Biscuit (maybe? they look like fucking cats) dies<br /> * GM RULING: the dead cats are 1 L bulk each.<br /> ** Junk puts 10 dead cats in his mouth.<br /> * Bombardier Quentin Watson II is head of security!<br /> ** It's been six years!<br /> ** Junk gives him one of my business cards<br /> * GIANT cat bowl says 'Biscuit' on it<br /> * We put the hotdog inside a plastic evidence bag.<br /> * We realize ALL the dead cats are IDENTICAL. That is weird.<br /> ** They...were stillborn? Cloned? 3D cat printed? Manufactured?<br /> * Volkas finds a live cat under Ms Small's bed!<br /> ** It's identical.<br /> **</div>

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