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== Doing It ==

* Heading to Bastion of the Stewards office
** Melinda, formerly secretary of Butt Stuff, is now working here
** That detective guy has been complaining to them about HappyCo
** Melinda has been told to ignore complaints about HappyCo, but she's willing to help us since we saved her @ Butt Stuff
** We try to play the threat video & it won't work
*** Melinda is unimpressed, but calls her boss
*** H4NZ and I hack it & finally manage to get it to play
* Junk makes friends with some shady AF orc in Steward lockup by slyly handing him some meat
* We start talking to Mella & Gygax, some of the Steward detectives(?)
** Their director doesn't believe in this shit, Tiberius has been nagging them about it for months
** Mella "works with" Tiberius? Relationship unclear
** We show them the video & they page their director -- "It's real." -- he's annoyed & comes over
** He beileves us when a personal message for him activates & shows Absalom station being destroyed!
*** He asks us to deliver the remaining messages using the portals to Pact worlds in the bastion
*** They'll seize our ship & remove the transdimensional locator for analysis to find HappyCo HQ
* We decide to follow up w/ starstone people, the contacts that Tiberius wanted to have vet us
** We don't know where to find them (useless biznuss card...) & decide to head to the library
* On the way: the shady orc is out of lockup & trying to sell Junk a sentient weapon???
** Junk buys more shit
** Volkas takes the starstone card thing & asks the shady orc about it
*** He's seen it -- legend says the folks have been touched by the starstone
*** He offers us a shitload of money for the card, then tries to steal it -- he has people who would like to "collect" it
*** Theo stuns him & politely tells him that he had forgotten to return the card
*** Theo asks him if he can arrange a meeting w/ his "collectors" for 5,000c (half now, half later, -2500)
**** Gives him a bizniss card
* Volkas fails at using the library computer & opens a lot of porn
** H4NZ gets a nat 20 to close the porn
* Volkas fails at intelligence and becomes sexually aroused by a book about ancient golarian
** H4NZ gets a nat20 reading it and tells Volkas that he's a fucking idiot
* Popo & Theo read Starstone for Dummies. It's in the middle of Absalom station.
** Stone is under heavy guard
** We head for the Starstone tourism areas for Starstone Viewing
* On our way, H4NZ notices people tailing us w/ fake Mr. Potatohead mustaches & glasses
** We decide to approach them ("what'll they do, attack us in the middle of Absalom?")
** As we approach, they rip their disguises off & strike a pose & call out their catchphrase

== Roll Initative ==

* The HappyCo Power Rangers want to re-educate us & are throwing down
** We should try telling them that we're still delivering the messages, per instructions.

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Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Heading to Bastion of the Stewards office ** Melinda, formerly secretary of Butt Stuff, is now working here ** That detective guy has been complaining to the..."

Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Heading to Bastion of the Stewards office Melinda, formerly secretary of Butt Stuff, is now working here That detective guy has been complaining to the..."