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== Doing It ==

* Under attack
** Try to reason with them, but they tell us to get fukt
* Absalom Avenger joins the fight!
** He's a shitty superhero
* After the fight, Mr Happy is projected from the butt of one of the HappyCo Reeducators
** He is mad at us for questioning him
** Junk plugs the butthole w/ his bronzed dick to cut Mr. Happy off
* Absalom Avenger offers us business cards and promises to help us if we ever need him
** His bidnizz card looks like the one Tiberius gave us & we're investigating
** He's a member of The Order
*** He will inform them we're looking for them
** He calls it The Order of the Shattered Star Stone after thinking for a bit
* Loot
** Buzzblade -> Volkas
** Adv Shirreneye Rifle -> Junk
** Reaction Cannon w/ attached axe -> H4NZ
** Adv Bow (2d6 base dmg) -> Theo
** Numbing Taclash -> Popo
** Snub Scattergun -> H4NZ
** Sentinel Spear -> H4NZ
* We spoogle the Super Starstone Museum to see if it's awesome
** We made contact w/ the order, but we're waiting to hear from them
** We're excited about The Politics of the Starstone feat. Bono K Rono
*** Model of the Absalom Council
*** 30 minute lecture from someone about how the politics of Absalom & the starstone
*** Bono K Rono is a racist #MAGA
** As we exit the exhibit, there's a Make Absalom Amazing Once More hats & underwares
* We go to the starstone viewing exhibit
** A child has an irradiated eye lol
** Junk tries to throw the child but Volkas stops him
**

== Homework ==

* Level 8!
* Flash Teleport bby ;)

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Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Under attack ** Try to reason with them, but they tell us to get fukt * Absalom Avenger joins the fight! ** He's a shitty superhero * After the fight, Mr Hap..."