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<p>Created page with &quot;* The starfish lives. == Doing It == * Junk steals some junk * We head for the senate chambers ** We arrive &amp; the cards begin to react! ** THE TIME HAS COME, Behind the...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>* The starfish lives.<br /> <br /> == Doing It ==<br /> <br /> * Junk steals some junk<br /> * We head for the senate chambers<br /> ** We arrive &amp;amp; the cards begin to react!<br /> ** THE TIME HAS COME, Behind the chambers touch our token to the burning star<br /> ** Suited folks inside, also a bunch of guards<br /> ** Lobbiest tries to hire us to stand in line &amp;amp; junk wants his legs<br /> * Junk whips his dick out and pissed in a bottle<br /> ** We all wander away as the guards come over to yell at him<br /> ** Junk puts the pissbottle in his mouth<br /> ** Junk removes his pants<br /> ** The guards taze and engage in a chase with Junk<br /> ** Junk is taken to a mental hospital.<br /> * We wander around and find the room behind the senate chamber &amp;amp; activate the thing to reveal HIDDEN STAIRS<br /> ** It's super dark<br /> ** It's dank<br /> ** Dark round room, 26 stand-like things arranged around an unlit brazier<br /> ** Volkas lights it with his flame doshko<br /> ** Crystals on the stands light up, they project hooded holograms<br /> ** (in unison) From the stone we were born, to the stone we will return -- of the pact, for the pact, the undying council remains<br /> *** One dude is like wtf these dudes here for<br /> *** Tiberius is one of the figures (from the voice)<br /> *** Someone says we caused the problem &amp;amp; Theo tries to get them to focus up on STOPPING the super weapon<br /> *** We explain the degenerator<br /> *** They demand to know how we know so much about the Grinstar<br /> *** Theo tries to get them to focus on the issue of NOT GETTING ANY PACT MOONS BLOWN UP<br /> *** They demand to know our motives &amp;amp; how we know so much<br /> **** Popo explains and mostly glosses over the bit about how we worked for Mr Happy<br /> **** Successful diplomacy!<br /> *** They tell us the Pact is planning an assault on the grinstar<br /> **** Eoxians are the most gun-ho<br /> *** We're gunna lead a strike force<br /> *** We ask them about Mr. Happy<br /> **** He is probably powering the degenerator<br /> **** Mr. Happy is a technolich: someone capable of transferring conciousness to technology<br /> **** Functions off a large server or series of servers<br /> **** They don't know about Reyavik, Mr Happy's dimension<br /> *** Popo: is Mr Happy still hiring?<br /> *** Provided strike force will be one elite figher from each pact world<br /> *** Popo makes the council deeply uncomfortable by asking them if they can provide circumcized elite fighters<br /> *** Pact will strike Grinstar in ~2 days<br /> *** Volkas: can we stop Mr. Happy's conciousness transfer?<br /> **** Council &amp;amp; Theo will think about this -- if it's purely technological process, an EMP may be able to disrupt it<br /> **** But we don't know how the hell it works<br /> *** Mmkay!<br /> * Over to Mr. Gary Gary<br /> ** We pitch him on committing forces to our strike force as a way to raise the special project division's profile<br /> ** He wants to steal the formula for Tofinkle<br /> ** He's gunna give us their crack special forces team<br /> ** A few million credits for us if we steal some good HappyCo secrets for Abadar<br /> ** We should go talk w/ Special Forces down at the bottom on floor B69<br /> ** Gary is going to come down w/ us -- his chair moves and we hear a tiny dink sound<br /> ** Gary Gary is visible! Tiny white-coloured ooze w/ a bunch of legs and one eye<br /> *** He's wearing a suit.<br /> ** We go to a special &lt;s&gt;seekrit&lt;/s&gt; fancy gold elevator<br /> ** The elevator is the size of a hotel suite and has a fuckin hot tub and EVERYTHING IS GOLD PLATED<br /> *** Also he has hot alien chicks LIVING IN HIS ELEVATOR to serve drinks<br /> *** Mr Gary Gary did the decor<br /> ** Very smooth elevator ride<br /> * B69: Special Forces Dept<br /> <br /> == Homework ==<br /> <br /> * Align resources w/ the AbadarCorp specops folks and promote synergy with the greater pact strike force<br /> * Get Junk out of mental hospital<br /> * Talk to the AI thing from the glove to see if he knows anything about destroying the stellar degenerator? Figure out how to disrupt the technolich conciousness transferrence?<br /> * Link up w/ Pact elite force<br /> * ASSAULT THE GRIN STAR.</div>

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