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<p>Created page with &quot;= Doing It = * We arrive in an (underground-ish) hangar ** Popo touches magic powder that changes the colour of his excretions ** Tall feller shows up and starts talking abou...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>= Doing It =<br /> <br /> * We arrive in an (underground-ish) hangar<br /> ** Popo touches magic powder that changes the colour of his excretions<br /> ** Tall feller shows up and starts talking about ... a sex toy?<br /> ** Special Products Lab #69<br /> ** SpecOps team are ... engineers? TEAM 69<br /> ** They're fat and engineers making weapons<br /> ** We convince one guy that he should come with us<br /> *** He's Scooter!<br /> *** He starts crying<br /> *** One weapon he grabs is ... a potato covered in runes and circuits? And it's crazy AF and it implodes<br /> **** Teleportato<br /> **** The glovbacke stops it from teleporting<br /> *** Per Scooter, Junk is probably at Desna's Refuge for the Mentally Derranged (in Centrallax)<br /> * We head back into the elevator and head for the Refuge (for the mentally derranged)<br /> ** Scooter tells us in detail about loli hentai games he likes to play while we're stuck in the slow af elevator<br /> * No riot in the insane asylum (so far)!<br /> ** Front desk folks seem to think we're here to check in lol<br /> ** We eventually get them to admit that Junk is here<br /> ** They bring out Junk's file and it's FUCKING MASSIVE<br /> ** sigh<br /> ** They say the authorities may be cross if Junk leaves before serving his term, but he is free to come or go<br /> ** He's in a padded room jacking off<br /> ** He runs out of the room and starts a literal circlejerk<br /> ** He moves into the middle of the circlejerk &amp;amp; jewish barmizvah chanting happens<br /> ** S P A C E B U K A K E.<br /> ** We recover Junk.<br /> * We head back to the ship.<br /> ** Junk says H4NZ has the Sarumet glove<br /> ** We activate Sarument<br /> ** Scooter tries to finger Sarumet's holographic anus<br /> ** Fully destoy core: fully plane shift to the Plane of Positive Energy (which Sarumet can use the last of his power to do)<br /> * Drift travel to keep an eye on the Grinstar<br /> ** Junk puts the Barrier Bead inside his mouth<br /> ** Junk shoots Scooter with the poop-shoot (scooter poops himself &amp;amp; then junk throws toilet water on him)<br /> ** Popo locks him in the medbay after he cries<br /> * We arrive at a stationkeeping position between Eox and Bretheda so we can watch the Grinstar<br /> ** We get a message upon arriving: Leovara<br /> ** We make a quick drift hop over there<br /> ** Next message sends us to a moon w/ their largest city (Arkinin)<br /> ** We go visit the City of Teletoranus (Tellitouranus?)!<br /> ** We head to a seedy bar full of drifters<br /> ** Volkas makes frans with the bartender<br /> ** Volkas makes the bartender angry<br /> ** Volkas loses an arm wrestling match with a shitty slug<br /> ** Theo sighs and cheats at arm wrestling<br /> * Coffin Joe (bdsm eoxian) comes to talk to us<br /> ** He sounds like he's out contact<br /> ** We follow him to a back room (basement? pool room? idk)<br /> ** Oh god they're all idiots who don't know what a moon is<br /> ** We order a round of buttery nipples for everyone!<br /> <br /> == Homework ==<br /> <br /> * Assault the Grinstar.</div>

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