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We have Scooter from AbdarCorp + Crack Strike Team

== Doing It ==

* Theo buys another round of buttery nipples + we head back to the ship to rest up before our assault
* Scooter shit all over the med bay ???
** Popo goes to investigate the shit smell and finds Scooter collapsed amongst the shit
** Junk uses the poop stick on Scooter again
** Popo gives him some water and leaves
* Joe calls us -- Pact forces are engaging
** Volkas has containment device
** H4NZ has the AI glove
* We head into orbit & we're got 8 escort vessels
** As we approach Bretheda, we see a MASSIVE battle near the Grinstar -- HUNDREDS of fighters
** Laserfire isn't huring the Grinstar
** It's smiling mouth is directed at the moon
** Step-Mother Ship is engaged w/ Pact & Corpse Fleet vessels
* HappyCo Transport ship en route to the Step-Mother Ship ?
** We may be able to use this to get aboard the grinstar somehow
* Volkas fires the torpedoes and blow's the Step-Mother Ship's face off with CRITZZZZZZZZ
** Stepmother ship presses a button on its vacuum and DRONESSSSSSSSSSS
* We see a targetting laser emitted from the Grinstar
** Targets one of our escort vessels. We let Koffin Joe know
* Transport is passing by the Grinstar, not docking w/ it -- transport is moving towards the battlefield
** We are unable to interdict it & it's heading away from us (o shit)
** Koffin Joe fires on the transport w/ a propelled lance? that teathers his ship to the transport
* Grinstar fires some kinda big lazer weapon -- it destroyed one of our escorts that didn't GTFO of the targetting beam
* Popo does Captain Action: Encourage on Scooter to get him to get the fuck off the floor and help us SAVE THE GODDAMN PACT
** Popo asks him to retrofit the poop stick onto our laser so we can make their pilots shit themselves
* Step-Mother Ship is a destroyer, v.durable, we probably cannot take it out with what we brought to the battle
** Volkas fires torpedoes at the vacuum control to try and stop the drones -- but it's not successful this turn!
** It keeps putting out more drones & our escort are trying to keep them under control
* Some movement on the transport -- Smiley Robots are now clinging to the hull & cut the teather off
** Joe does some kinda shock thing down the teather
** Some of the robots get shorted out and float off into the solar winds~
* Thanks to great teamwork by engineering, science, and the captain, Volkas is able to DESTROY the drone controls on the giant vacuum
* We congratulate Scooter on getting the poop-shoot wired into our lasers
** "Pour it on me boss!"
** Junk goes and pisses on him.
* We scan for ships w/ biological pilots
** Transport has a WMD & is mostly automated
** It starts to pull away
** We blow up drones to free our escorts up -- we tell Joe to get some of his guys to board the transport and take control of the WMD
* Step Mother Ship engages our escort ships in (space) melee combat w/ a giant energy broom
** Destroys two with one sweep ;_;
** F
* Scooter scans the hole (while drooling)
** Targetting laser
** THEO FLIES THE SHIP RIGHT INTO THE HOLE
** PENETRATION ACHIEVED
** MY BALLS ARE A THIRD LEG.
** Laser fires just as we clear it.
* Maze-like interior, we're between the hull & the pressurized area
** H4NZ shows defense mechanism activating on the scanner
** Some kind of ... laser sheet? Shield? we're not sure!
** Volkas LIGHTS THAT SHIT UP and destroys their defenses
* Volkas EMPTIES the torpedo racks into the Grinstar's inner compartment
** We make some good progress opening it up
** The Grinstar is NOW OPEN.
** We scrape the ship up trying to get through the small opening, but we are IN!
* We come into a hangar full of robots and fucking chaos
** Volkas tries to clear the area, but the poop-shoot EXPLODES and fucks Volkas us
** Volkas is shitting all over the gunnery room
** We do some damage to the robots though !
** "WHY DID WE EVEN DO THIS IT DOESN'T WORK ON ROBTOS AGAHHHHHHH -poops-"
** We yell at Junk to get down to the gunnery console and press ALL THE BUTTONS
** We're taking damage from the robots
** Lasers and torpedoes going all over the place, we somehow shoot ourselves?
** Junk finishes blowing the fuck out of the hangar.
** LANDING SITE SECURE. We land on a heap of mangled robot corpses.

== Homework ==

* Boarding party!

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