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== Doing It ==

* As we enter the priosn, we see rooms
** Left has a big screen wall that says "NPCs"
** Top = Main Characters room
** Right = Max Security
* Ad on the top screen: Gentle hillside, midieval setting (knights riding horses and shit), "Golari-land"
* We enter the "NPC" room
** A bunch of people are absently standing around
** Junk tries to eat the hair of Tavern Wench & she does not react
*** Junk bites some cables at the back of her neck accidentally
** Junk continues biting people while we examine the plugged in people
* Theo examines a terminal
** Directory of Golari-land NPCs
** 9 currently active NPCs, but there are thousands registered
** "Active?"
*** It seems to be some kind of VR thing, so active == they're in the Golari-land sim
* H4NZ makes a medicine check to see if severing the cable will kill the "NPC"
** H4NZ believes the machine could harm the people -- it is directly interfaced to their brains
** Recommends against cutting the cables; could leave them braindead
* H4NZ suggests finding an admin terminal to release them enmasse
** We go looking around
* We find a knight and some kind of necromancer
** Junk finds no weapons after fondling one
** Another directory, but for Main Characters (2 active here, but 100 active in total)
* We find Paul F. Rye strapped into a chair & plugged in
** H4NZ asks if Paul has been a pawn this whole time ...
* Junk notices that our names are written on signs above the empty seats...
** He sits in the chair & gets jacked in to Golari-land
* Theo examines the terminal. It is very secure.
** H4NZ and Theo are able to hack through its security.
** Does not give us access to the other directories
** Asks for a PW when we try to free Paul F. Rye
*** PW tofinkle / PIN 1234
*** Paul is released
* Paul is all fucked up a she comes out
** He was in a tavern and was about to get the shit beat out of him
** Doesn't know where he is
** HappyCo kidnapped him and put him here after his failed attempt to betray us
*** Was in Hap-salom City of Golari-land
* MaxSec prisoners are not invulnerable to pain in Golari-land, but normal people don't feel pain
* Paul doesn't know who the other MaxSec prisoner is
** Brain and organs floating in a jar, in a business suit.
** Call Scooter over, there's an advanced exoskeleton in there
** No idea wtf the jar is
* Prisoner is Dr. Itarn Legehirn, same pass/PIN does not let him out
** Paul says it was a stupid guess
** I ask Paul what the combination on his luggage is --- 669
** It's wrong too lol
** I call Paul stupid
* I hack the computer harder and get the two encrypted passwords for the remaining prisoners
** Not enough info tho
* We don't think blowing the servers up would be a good idea
* We get into the White Knight's account & a dossier
** Bio says he's a hero of Hap-salom, greets newcomers, take them on an adventure to destroy Necromancer Nate
*** Undead overrunning Hapsalom
* He seems to have lost his mind and isn't really a person anymore
* We tell the White Night that Paul F. Rye works for the necromancer & let the white knight out of his manacles
** White Knight runs over to Paul and starts beating the shit out of him
* Release Old Begger and he's fukin crazy too
** He knows the White Knight and say he's gr8
** Release all NPCs
** They're all great
*** Assassin wants to kill Junk Sniksnak
** We tell the White Knight that this place is full of armoured magic constructs working for the necromancer
*** He should take everyone and go on a crusade
*** The whore Madame Promiscua has a thing w/ the Knight and he doesn't want her in danger
*** The Madame wanted some of Popo until the Knight was like u up <span class="emoji" data-emoji="eggplant">≡ƒìå</span>
** Most of the NPCs keep walking into walls
** "You look new, not much of a rind on u ;)"
** Some of them go w/ the Knight to go kill constructs
** We give the beggar a scrap of metal and he tries to hit up the whore
* Suggest Scooter downloads whatever data he can from the sim
* Inverting the hypotenuse of the triangle decrypts the passwords
** We're In.
** The Dr's bio is ULTIMATE NEMESIS
** Fuck yeah, we need Mr. Happy's nemesis.
** WAKEY WAKEY
* He approaches us.
** GREETINGS. I AM DOCTOR ITAR LEGEHIRN. THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME.
** Wants to know what year it is
** Has been inside sim for 57 years
** He is happy we're here to murder Mr. Happy
* Doctor releases Junk faster than I can
* Doctor was engaged in intense combat w/ Mr. Happy
** Doctor had robotic minions to fight
** Mr. Happy used unicorn dust producing bazookas (lol nice)
** Mr. Happy destroyed some of his exoskeleton with <s>mAgIc</s> and his head fell off
** Mr. Happy opened his head up and let the fluids out
** Doctor barely survived :-(
*** Kept him alive, stole his robot tech (o fuq) and imprisoned him
* Volkas asked about their reletionship before the fight
** Worked together, Uni collegues
** (the one in the sun that we met the dude who gave us the degenerator carrying case)
* Paul F. Rye has bled to death.
** His head is an unrecognizable pulp
** Junk collects some Paul F. Rye meat
* We head into the hallways w/ the Doctor
** Directory: Server Room & Power Core, Tofinkle Reserve, HappyBot facilities are broken, prison pods are broken
* TO THE TIFINKLE RESERVES!
** Metal door, cold cryo mist coming from under the door
** Has a combination lock, Theo doesn't know wtf this is
** H4NZ identifies it as a combination lock & we have to spin to win
** Theo asks Volkas to use FIRE SWORD to fuck it up
** Doctor offers to help while we think about the best way to fuck the door up
** Volkas is using his flame doshko like a welding torch
*** Rippin it up
** H4NZ wonders why he has this insecure shitty door
*** v0v
** Volkas carves the door open
* Inside, we see glass vats full of pinkish purplish frozen TOFINKLE :D all labelled
** Computer w/ lots of flashing neon signs saying "SECRET RECIPE HERE"
** Doctor says it's obviously a trap
** H4NZ tries to hack it remotely from the other side of the wall
** Before the computer explodes, H4NZ is flooded with a HUGE amount of info
*** H4NZ fails will save, mind is filled with pink (missing texture pink) fluid
*** HE KNOWS THE RECIPE but it is driving him insane
*** This substance contains everything in the known universe. It is beautiful.
** We see H4NZ twitching and acting weird
** H4NZ rolls a nat1 on his next will save, goes deeper into tifinkle daze
** H4NZ is back with us, but ... different
** H4NZ sees tofinkle everywhere.
* Onwards to the server room & power core.
** Things start getting hot near the server room
** We hear LOUD NOISE coming from the other side
** We enter a v.hot server room
** We hear Luceille
** She recognizes the Doctor & is not amused
** She won't let us in
* Doctor fucks around at a terminal & unlocks the door Lucielle didn't want us going in
** Mr Happy uses 'tofinkle' as the PW for everything
* We enter the power core.
** Mr. Happy is floating in a weird cloud
** We were his favorite employees
** THEN BECOMES ANGRY
** Metal slams against the door behind us & mechanisms whirr, he locks us in
** Says he'll disintegrate us
* Another Mr. Happy slides off the rack of mr. happys, taps on the one in the cloud, and the one in the cloud teleports back
** He lived on Golarion
** Wants to forge his empire
* We engage Mr. Happy.
** Volkas throws some grenades at the rack of Mr. Happy bodies
** H4NZ tries to remote hack Lucielle & stop the conveyor or have it drop them all into the abyss
*** He hacks in, but she does not control that conveyor
*** He disables her commlink so she cannot call for HappyBot Reinforcements
** Popo tries to figure out wtf the purple haze is
*** He knows EXACTLY what's happening (lol nat20) -- Mr. Happy is hopping between bodies (blue aura == active Happy) & any body he isn't inhabiting is much weaker than the one he's in
**** Also senses the magic is draining from Mr. Happy while he is in the cloud
**** Very radioactive and dangerous too, so don't step in it
**** Disrupting Mr. Happy may reduce the radius of the radioactive cloud
*** Popo tries to dispel magic
** Legehirn obliterates the Mr. Happy body in the center :D
** A fresh Mr. Happy activates and pisses acid out on H4NZ and Volkas
** Scooter rolls a nat20 on initative and goes charging into the radioactive cloud
*** He is instantly immolated. The teleportato appears between Theo and the Doctor.
** Junk shoots the degenerator core.
*** Nothing bad happens
** H4NZ' drone can enter the radiaiton cloud
** Doctor is sawing the Mr. Happy conveyor line
** Mr. Unseen seems to be drained by the energy cloud, but my summoned robot is OK
** Energy line forms on the degenerator after Theo catches it in an explosive blast
** Volkas smashes Lucielle with his hammer.
** Summoned robot is not able to move the degenerator :-(
** Junk continues firing on the degenerator core.
** H4NZ's drone takes the degenerator case thing from Volkas and tries to contain it
*** Drone has arms
*** Casing is two halves that need to be put around it
*** Drone makes a dex check .................. rolls a 6 :-(
** The main Mr. Happy may have an aura that deflects energy attacks?

== Homework ==

* Kill Mr. Happy
* Contain the Degenerator
** Move my summoned robot over to H4NZ' drone and prepare an action to help contain the degenerator !

I have 9 charges left on my shield thing.

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Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * As we enter the priosn, we see rooms ** Left has a big screen wall that says "NPCs" ** Top = Main Characters room ** Right = Max Security * Ad on t..."

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