Owls at 03:13, 23 March 2019

2019-03-23T03:13:22Z

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2019-03-23T03:12:53Z

Created page with "* We are inside the Grinstar! == Doing It == * Volkas tries exposition and we give him shit ** He got onto that from a mutiny but his story had no mutiny in it??? ** Junk int..."

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* We are inside the Grinstar!

== Doing It ==
* Volkas tries exposition and we give him shit
** He got onto that from a mutiny but his story had no mutiny in it???
** Junk interrupts Volkas
** Him and Pako used to work on a wild-west style planet
** They fought crime boss Mr. Big
** Ambushed Pako & killed :(
** OMG it ended up being a Titanic: The Animted Film reference lmao
** MUCHO GUSTO
** Also this story was in between shits
* Junk is fondling Scooter
* Volkas talks to the AI glove (Sauramet)
** Know much about Mr. Happy the Technolich?
** Doesn't know about Mr. Happy specifically, but suggests an EMP to kill a technolich
* We try to bully Scooter into going out first
** Popo gives him his pants back & Junk gets one last ass-slap in
** Scooter is crying
* The bay smells like blown up shit, so Theo lifebubbles the party.
** Popo gives Scooter a plastic bag to help him with the smell.
** He puts it on his head and starts dying.
** "Your magic is so powerful!"
* There is a door to exit the bay; it's damaged and opening/closing
** "As former employees, we would be remiss to let this SHOSHA (Space OSHA) violation to continue!"
** H4NZ fixes the door & we clamber under it
* Alarm going off in the hall - Lucielle's voice telling everyone about the hull breach
** We find a screen down the hall flashing red
** It's a directory!
** Tofinkle Reserve
** HappyBot Manufacturing & HotSwap
** End of Adventure Trash Compactor
** Reeducational Resort / Prison Pod
** Sever Room & Power Core
** 75% of the Grinstar's mass is dedicated to armour, weapon systems, and power
* Robot army?
** Volkas thinks Mr. Happy could just posses them if we go make a bunch of robots
** Maybe it's better to blow it up so he can't reinforce the Grinstar
** Theo asks Junk to go scout it out and see if it's producing robots & if its worth sabatgoing
** JUNK RUNS DOWN THE HALL IN A RANDOM DIRECTION SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER
** Well fuck.
** He randomly gets to HappyBot Fabrication!
* Fabrication room - tempered glass w/ a large door to see in
** 3D printer w/ a huge conveyor
** It's actively producing robots with lots of guns
** Places chips in their heads at the end of the process & then screws on a HappyCo Smile Faceplate.
* Junk tries to shoot the door open, fails, and then chews on it
** H4NZ remote hacks it open while Junk chews on the door lol
** Junk wildly fires a laser machinegun
** Starts destroying the factory & robots
** Rifle gets stuck firing when Junk drops it lmao
*** REFLEX SAVE DOE!
* Theo calls for Junk to bring him a battery from the manufactory
** Junk throws one at Theo
** Theo uses his shiny new Explosive Blast to fire the battery into the room and BLOW IT UP
** We blow it up.
** Lucielle: "HappyBot Fabrication Destroyed" -- sending reserve HappyBots to hunt us down :-(
** We decide to head for the prison pod next.
* HappyBots come at us saying "HAPPY HAPPY DESTROY THEO WATTLEWAGGLER"
** Theo says Happy Happy -- they want that way!
** Everyone else points them that way too
** Most of the HappyBots buy our bullshit (Popo rolled a nat20 on bluff) and head off, but some stay & scan us
** H4NZ disrupts the bot that says he's calling for reinforcements
** We start fucking them up
* Woooow they have a flamethrower and it hurts
** Junk does a DOUBLE CRIT YO
** Scooter tries to flee, but Theo yells at him to attack with the teleportato
** He hits a robot w/ the teleportato and then it starts shaking violently where it landed.
** HappyBot shoots the teleportato :o
*** The teleportato is destroyed. A pile of ash is all that remains.
** Scooter goes apeshit and tries to punch the robot
** H4NZ tries to override another bot!
*** Boo failed :-(
* Scooter finds a massive gun
** He can't actually lift it
** He fires a huge line of plasma from the gun on the floor lmao
** Mr. Unseen holds it for him
* We find a massive pit.
** We have Scooter (try) to toss the lid from one of the crates into the pit.
** He can't lift it lol
** Volkas throws the lid
** "I'd toss Popo but not Scooter"
** We do not ever hear the lid hit the bottom (wew)
** Scooter is climbing a wire across the bottomless pit.
** There is nothing over there. There's a room on the far side though!
** Scooter tries to jump the 5ft gap to the other room
*** Yeah no. He's gunna fall and die.
*** Popo snaps into action w/ the jetpack and tries to grab Scooter
*** Scooter flubs and ends up grabbing Popo's foot
*** Popo successfully saves Scooter from dying horribly.
** Popo finds boxes of robot parts & one with a hard pink susbstance
*** Pink candy bars
*** Popo throws some into the platform in the middle of the pit
*** Scooter makes a bridge w/ the robot parts so he can get back over
** Popo inspects the door
*** Prison pods inside? but can't open
** Scooter makes a bridge to go over the larger gap so we can all get to the door
** Junk tries to be fancy and acrobatic to get over the gap and nearly fucking dies (twice)
* Everyone crosses & we head into the prison area

== Homework ==
* Probably liberate some prisoners? idk
* We need to do something bad to the technolich, get the tofinkle recipe (there is a reserve aboard), and seize the stellar degenerator core

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 ** Ambushed Pako &amp; killed :(
 ** OMG it ended up being a Titanic: The Animted Film reference lmao
-** MUCHO GUSTO
+** <big>'''MUCHO GUSTO'''</big>
 ** Also this story was in between shits
 * Junk is fondling Scooter

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Owls at 03:13, 23 March 2019

Owls: Created page with "* We are inside the Grinstar! == Doing It == * Volkas tries exposition and we give him shit ** He got onto that from a mutiny but his story had no mutiny in it??? ** Junk int..."

Owls: Created page with "* We are inside the Grinstar! == Doing It == * Volkas tries exposition and we give him shit He got onto that from a mutiny but his story had no mutiny in it??? Junk int..."