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== Doing It ==

* Popo throws tofinkle on the floor & upsets Mr. Happy
** He retaliates with magic: Rewire Flesh
* Junk is firing on the degenerator like an insane person
* H4NZ destroyed a Mr. Happy with a crit :O
** H4NZ' drone contains the degenerator and drags it over to Volkas
* Dr. Legehirn goes to attack Mr. Happy with some fuckin saws and it's really metal an shit
** Rip legs.
* We continue ripping apart Mr. Happy bodies
* Mr. Happy disintegrates H4NZ' drone by doing 160 points of damage.
** The degenerator is dropped.
* Mr. Unseen picks up the degenerator and brings it to Invisible Theo
** The degenerator is now invisible.
* Mr. Unseen fists himself for H4NZ
* Theo gets the Sarumet glove and asks him how long it'll take
** He's not sure, a while
** Theo says fuck it, cracks the degenerator casing open, and FISTS IT
** GREEN ENERGY EVERYWHERE OH GOD
** Theo's invisibility ends because of all the green positive energy
** Mr. Happy is NOT AMUSED.
* Mr. Happy grabs a lot of bodies and throws them at us
** Mr. Happy manhandles Theo to try and get him off the degenerator
* Junk: "What is the function of the teleportato?" "it's a potato that teleports."
** Junk twaps the blue-aura's Mr. Happy with the Bronzed Dong of Dwayne
** "For penis damage, roll me a 1d4 plus strength."
** Metal on metal CLANG.
** Junk has successfully distracted the main Mr. Happy
* Popo gets the healz flowing
* Doctor cleaves some Mr. Happies and SHREDS them
* Mr. Happy hits H4NZ and H4NZ goes down.
** Oh fuck
** Theo pours some healing serum on H4NZ to fix him up
** Theo's hand is wildly fisting the degenerator
*** We think it's going to do whatever it's going to do soon.
*** Junk becomes aroused by this
* Junk drops his pants during his fight with Mr. Happy and jizzes on him.
** ???????????????
* Volkas crits the everliving shit out of a Mr. Happy (with THREE crit rolls in one attack), smashing the body into the Mr. Happy next to him and doing damage to both
* Mr. Happies make a desperate last-ditch attempt to stop Theo, but cannot drop him
* HOT ENERGY EMERGES FROM THEO'S HAND
** It collapses in on itself
** The degenerator, the glove, and the energy all disappear
** I have a ghost hand!
** Mr. Happy SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION for considerable time
** He is too busy screaming to avoid Junk shooting at him
* Doctor axes Mr. Happy a question & slays the body
** Mr. Happy is still carrying on cranky
* Mr. Happy goes to the middle of the radiation cloud thing and drops control of all his other bodies
** He is going to blow up the Grinstar
** We should leave.
** Security doors slammed down
** Theo starts trying to hack it
** Junk fucks around with the teleportato, gets frustrated, and throws it at Popo
** Volkas cuts the door wide open
** Popo keeps the teleportato
* H4NZ attempts to remote-hack Mr. Happy
** From his point of view, the world melts into tofinkle
** Cackling in his left ear
** H4NZ aborts the attempt.
* We flee the HappyCo Server Room & Power Room
** We find Eoxian soldiers engaged w/ HappyBots
** Junk tries to shoot one
** We do not warn them, fuck Eoxians
* Popo finally cracks the mystery of the teleportato
** Runes on it are attuned to only teleport the potato
** Could be modified to teleport other things
* We avoid a crossfire
* Eoxian ships have opened the hangar and taken it
** The Iron Rictus is attempting to dock with the Grinstar
* The Spinach Inquisition boards their ship without alerting the Eoxian shitheads
** Theo can't pilot with one hand
** Junk takes us out
* As we depart, the Grinstar detonates.
** Purple waves of energy emit
** Destroys EVERYTHING in the vicinity
** We ride one of the energy waves out
** Shields are fukt
** Rockin' and a' rollin'
** Junk is keeping us on course (wowze
* Theo scans for the Iron Rictus
** No trace of the ship. No large pieces of debris.
** Tons of escape pods
** Mangled corpses exposed to the vacuum of space
** Pact armada was devestated
* As we see the wreckage, FADE TO BLACK.
** News of our deeds has spread
** Gained an infamous reputation
** Nobody knows if we're good or bad
** But we did save the moon!
** We are now D-List Pact World celebrities
* After the debacle...
** Junk wandered off one day and was left behind
** We receieve an invitation! "Felicitations! Paradise Resorts / 3 week stay / New Elesium / Pamper yourself / Massages / Finest Food / SO MUCH MORE"
** (complimentary)
** Grand Gala for All Guests / Meet & Mingle / Make new friend
* Popo adjusts the teleportato & attaches it to the Augury Device to let it teleport (home?)!
** We tell the Augury Device of Scooter's deeds
** It acknowledges Scooter as a hero before it departs.

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Owls: Created page with "== Doing It == * Popo throws tofinkle on the floor & upsets Mr. Happy ** He retaliates with magic: Rewire Flesh * Junk is firing on the degenerator like an insane person..."