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== Doing It ==

* Theo books it to a bar
* Billy harasses a woman in the green park-y area
** "Have I got an exciting product for you -- my penis! It's covered in mayo!"
** She asks him to go away & threatens to call security
** Next up on offer, The Mayostick for 19.99
** She is a gardener (probably staff @ Elysium)
** Billy tries to sell her mayo to help the plants grow
** Billy squirts mayo on the plants before fleeing
* Volkas does some spoogling on Billy Maise
** Travelling mayo salesman, made a commercial out of nowhere for the Mayon, it went viral
** Now he makes commercials & is famous for it
** Incident where he beat a Barothen hooker & it hurt his rep
** MayoGlide MAXXX(TM) was the hail-mary that saved his brand
** IT HAS 3 Xes INSTEAD OF 2
* Popo follows Filip
** Corners him in an elevator
** Wants foot facial ;)
** Filip says OK & leads Popo to a spa
** Filip isn't doing the facial tho
** Popo wants to join him in his office ~.^
** Offers to chat tomorrow
*** Popo counteroffers: no chat, just foot facial
*** Gives in, will provide a feet facial tomorrow
*** Popo calls Theo and has him write up a contract so Filip MUST do the feet facial tomorrow
* H4NZ works on rebuilding his drone!
** Keys sends him to a workroom
** Bruce bitches at him for showing up in "his" lab
*** DON'T EAT MY CHEESE DOODLES.
** H4NZ mostly ignores him
* Billy finds a drunk woman in a bar
** "I would like to sneak some mayo into her drink"
** Oh god its 'special mayo'
*** "What's so special about it?"
*** "It came from me!" "I made it! WITH DRUGS!"
** Another woman joins
*** "Want to come back to ''our'' quarters?"
*** Sense motive 11, "You sense you're gunna be spreadin' mayo tonight Billy"
*** "I have a roll of ion tape!"
* Buzzblade Vesk comes to visit Volkas
** She offers Volkas some haluciongenic snails
** They trip balls together
** Resort changes the pattern of the ceiling? Or are they just on drugs?
** His trip brings him back to the bad trip he had on Absalom after ... misreading a book so hard he became a Golarian cultist?
** Namedrops Mr. Happy as a Golarion, she doesn't know of him
** Remembers Scooter, Hero.
* Theo sees two more folks sipping drinks
** Nervous lady
** Ignorres them, orders a cigar
** Indigo introduces herself, is very ... excitable
** She's Romi's bodyguard
*** Romi is a software mogul, made Keys app
*** Romi is introvert? Indigo wants him to make friends
*** Theo is not into it
* Popo gets into a robe & slippers
** Explores 2nd floor more
** Finds H4NZ and tells him about the robes
*** Bruce gets mad and turns his radio way up
*** is listening to a "radio personality" who is pro-MAAA
** Popo can't track Filip on the app, asks a security guard wtf
*** Guard tells him to visit IT
*** Bruce the fat guy is IT
*** People in restricted areas (staff areas mostly) are not trackable, Filip will show up when he comes back out
**** "Any other areas that are restricted?" "NOTHING I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT."
** Asks H4NZ if he knows how to get into the restricted areas
*** Maybe later.
* H4NZ' app plays an advertisement unprompted.
** Tofinkle tofinkle, all you need is a little sprinkle. -> a bunch more hostility too
** H4NZ is annoyed and goes to his room & takes a long nap
* Theo has been sitting around and watching Romi
** Romi is inspecting the app, hm?
** Just hanging out, much like Theo
** He seems unimpressed by the resort
** Theo goes and gets spa'd
* Billy has gone up to the ladies' room ~.^
** Has a WILD NIGHT
** They agree to weird mayonaise-based requests
** "That happens."
** "Billy Naise here! I truly am the Mayo King! Now don't go telling people, or else! ~.^"
** Leaves a used tub of mayo :-)
* Noon the next day . . .
** Filip calls the whole party to thank us for helping out w/ the pirates!
** As a reward, we get their gear! Just have to head to the docking bay.
** Sentinel 3 is holding the captives in the brig, will be picked up by the Stewards.
** @Popo: asks when to meet, Popo says "RIGHT NOW" ~.^
* Theo, Volkas, & Naise go to the dock
** Naise tries to sell them MayoGlide maxxx to escape the cell
** Prisoners are not into it
** "MayoGlide MAXXX also doubles as beer!" -- bluff 31 lols
** They believe & ask for some
** Guard says no, don't give them stuff, doesn't know wtf mayoglide maxxx is
** "Guess it can't hurt, w/e"
** Pirates guzzles the mayo & is DISGUSTED.
** Naise hits on the female prisoner
** Theo asks about the whole "plane of untouched sorrows" thing, prisoners won't talk
** Theo asks Billy to get the guards to talk a walk, he succeeds!
** Theo & Volkas are alone w/ prisoners
** Caenan won't answer, Theo fucks up the other one w/ magic
*** Years ago, weird mine on asteroid w/ a gas station front/
*** Pirates kept coming to see what's what, people would go in and never come out
*** 20 years ago something bad happened, Kozkota the Locust sent a signal out
*** Some shit about ghosts and living shadows
*** The asteroid mine was THIS asteroid, that the resort is built on
*** Doesn't have firsthand knowledge
** Caenan upset that we won't heal his friend that Theo arcing surge'd
** Theo does not care and leaves as the guards return // "Must have tripped"
* Spoogle search -- "Asteroid Anecdote" blog
** Confirms portions of the story, identifies asteroid
** Mine wad abandoned by Oilreka (company?) that abandoned it
** 293 Eclipse Innovations something bought the asteroid, sold to Verkera Holdings till 311
*** Eclipse owns Verkera Holdings
*** Something shady about Eclipse Holdings?
**** Probably trying to dis-associate their name w/ the asteroid's bad rep
**** Something less-than-legal probably happened here
** Then Paradise Resorts bought it and built New Elysium!
* H4NZ works on his drone!
* Popo is geetting the foot facial from Filip
** NO TALKING
** Vigoriously works Popo's feet
** 20 minutes of massage, and then it's over
** Popo: that wasn't enough :-( Popo wants more!
** 10 more minutes.
** Popo leaves Filip a good review in Keys -- a solid 4!
** He goes back to his office
* Volkas rents a bike
** Ad plays on Volkas' app
** MUCHO GUSTO. Volkas is in the ad? he scoops beans?
* Billy Naise meets Bono K. Rono & Lana Rono
** Bono wants to know more !
** Naise drops mayo on the floor "yes this has happened to me"
** The Mayonge! It's an absorbing mayo sponge stick! Suck it up & squeeze the mayo back out!
** Bono K. Rono buys the Mayonge for 5000c
** Has a secret service agent clean up the mayo on the floor for him
* Billy approaches a Buzzblade, Zidhil
** Not into Naise's bullshit
** Smashes mayo jar on the ground
** The MayoStack 3000 is a tub of mayo
** Uses MayoStack 3000 to glue the mayo jar back together...?
** Gets annoyed and leaves
* Theo calls Popo & asks him to come to the bar
** Tells Popo the GHOST STORY
** Indigo is interested
** We look at a map of the asteroid in Keys, don't see anything about a mine
** Asks Indigo if Romi knows about the map data
*** Didn't make the app, only consulted
** Romi comes over, points out the map was edited
* Volkas wants to buy anti-ghost stuff
** Gowena's eCommerce site is still up, she has a bunch of ghost-b-gone spray and shit up for sale
** Volkas buys all the stuff for 1500c
** Billy Naise is a partner of the resort, so ... his products are also sold in the shop
* Party w/ Bono K. Rono at 6 PM!
** Everybody is coming! (except H4NZ cuz he's all work & no play)
** Billy tries to buy Vorilynn shots, but she declines (the gardener, I think)
** Many CHIVES roll out and offer us all champagne flutes
** Security talks to Billy about harassing that lady, threatens to remove him
** Billy is escorted out of the party
*** "Can I disguise myself? Using mayo?"
** Filip & Dr. Sidrani Loman head to the front of the room
*** Addresses guests!
*** Dr is in charge of spa & facilities
*** Dr addresses guests
*** Nothing exciting, just a "enjoy the stay blabla" speech
** Billy is covered in mayo
** Buzzblades address the guests!
*** They offer US season tickets to their home games !!!
*** Volkas accepts the gift on behalf of the Spainch Inquisition
*** Shining blade of purple & white light (Zidhil's Blade)
**** Weilded for 11 seasons, engraved w/ all their names
*** Also gets armour with a jetpack (Lashunta Ringwear 3 w/ Jump Jets addon), used last season
*** Also gets 2 fusion seals (Merciful Fusion Seal, Called Fusion Seal)
** Kane Zaphol scowls as we get rewarded
*** "You shouldn't have interferred in official business!"
*** "These people may praise you, sir, but what you did was foolish!"
*** Chief of Security for New Elysium
*** He's very mad that we did his job for him, crowd thinks he's a total asshole
** Some ysoki running around w/ a GoPro
** Theo talks to Dr. Sidrani
*** Casually drops that he knows this place was a mine
*** Sidrani did not know that! Thought it was a store of some sort.
** Reporter (or someone surveying guests for the resort?) talks to Volkas
*** Asks question about the experience
*** Yeah deffo a reporter
*** Volkas mentions the ghosts
*** Wants Volkas to lie about having SEEN a ghost
**** Volkas doesn't want to jynx it tho
*** Volkas' statements will be published to Kasathegram
** Billy tries to slip back in to the party
*** Guards catch him
** Filip approaches Theo!
*** Theo complains about Kane, Filip will write a report up
** Popo goes after Filip
*** Popo: "can i touch your hand"
*** Popo puts lotion on his hands.
*** Billy sees and runs over to sell him mayo lotion
**** Lotion is incredibly absorbant, Filip is impressed
*** Billy tries to wear Popo as a mask to sneak back in
**** NOPE.JPG
** Steinwergen wants to talk to Billy, is having trouble getting mayonette signups
*** "Just be yourself!"
** Party concludes!

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