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I'm doing Billy Naise too, Junk is sleeping

== Doing It ==

* H4NZ rebuilds his drone!
* Popo is spreading gossip about Filip
** Talking to a PSS guy & says Filip did some stuff w/ Bono K. Rono's wife Lana
* Popo asks CHIVES about their CHIVES network
** Elysia has info exchange for the CHIVES units
** Informing Elysia informs all CHIVES
* Popo tells Elysia that some staff were doing improper things at the party
** Keys app beeps, has complaint form
** Forwards to Theo for analysis
*** Disclaims liability
*** Forced arbitration
*** Tells Popo its OK
* Billy Naise tries to make peace w/ Vorliynns
** Offers the PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover
*** Not keen
** Offers Bionic Trimmer, hydrolic mayo-based hedge trimmr
*** "But does it hurt the plants"
*** "WHO GIVES A SHIT!"
*** "I do" /reblocks Naise
** Somebody films it, runs over
*** Tries to sell a subscription
*** 100 jars to "Crawler"
**** Contract to ship to New Elysium on-demand signed!
**** 3 Xhoses too!
*** "As a former brothel owner..." - is Billy Naise now an ex-whoremonger?
* Rono K Bono is mad about Filip
* Popo gets disguised as Batman
** Filip sees Popo
** DOES NARUTO RUN TO FLEE
* Billy Naise sees Filip
** Filip tries to cancel the mayo order he made when drunk @ party
** Billy Naise upsells him MayoGlide MAXXX: Phantom Edition (for when you need the barest mayo flavour on your cock) instead of cancelling
** Also tries to sell him Cutting Board Lubtricant
*** Steinwergen hears & asks
*** Billy Naise gives him an 8oz sample size bottle
*** Billy tells him about the Mayonette Community Forums
* DatMan (Popo) is running around the resort
** Real person w/ a 14-movie series about him??
** H4NZ recognized DatMan is Popo
** DatMan is here for some tiddies.
** H4NZ' drone has a tofinkle refridgirator in it
** Volkas is dumb & thinks DatMan eating tofinkle is normal.
* Ad for Theo plays!
** The Absalom Albatross of Assets
** HE'LL WRITE YOUR WILL. REAL TIGHT.
** Eagle noises play.
** EAGLES.
** CHALLENGE OF TRUUUUUUUUUUUTH.
* Vorilynn tells Theo not to smoke in the park
** Elysia gives Theo a floaty raft to hang out in the water
* Morning dawns
** Billy wakes up by a pond (BECAUSE MY WIFE KICKED ME OUT), sees refleciton
** Weird lesion on neck???
** Uses PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover, to try to remove it
** DOES NOT HELP. WEIRD DISEASED FLESH UNVEILED.
** Fells compelled to keep using PediVac
** Dwarf comes to see what's up, tries to take PediVac away. RESISTED.
** REALIZES THE WOUND IS NOT REAL!
** Skin is quite red
** Billy goes after the dwarf, sell him a PediVac, MayoGlide MAXX, or a Mayonette subscription
*** He gets REALLY mad when I mention the mayonettes and becomes very hostile
*** Billy fucks off
* All the guests are slightly on edge.
** Volkas and H4NZ speculate that it may be the Golarions coming to take everone away.
* Billy visits 3 people in a room
** MayoGlide MAXXX will keep your cocktail cold all day!
** Adds some mayo to a drink
** One guy is horrified
** They are not into it
** They toss Billy out politely
* Volkas uses a GoFlex 300
* Billy Naise meets Bruce the IT dude
** Pays 10.99 to preorder MayoGlide PROTECC
** Buys 1 jar of MayoGlide MAXX: Spectral Edition
** Buys 1 PediVac!
** Starts doing something gross to his back :/
* Popo strong-arms Filip into another foot facial
** Billy Naise bursts in and interrupts it!
** Dr. Sidrani is apparently very intelligent, maybe she'll become a Mayonette!
* Billy & Volkas have nightmares
** Billy forgot his pants on his first day of sales school & wife bit his penis again
** Volkas dreams that Golarians were just peasants (:O)
* Billy feels something SPEAKING TO ME
** Asking me to let it in
** LETS IT IN.
** Billy Naise hears his own voice inside of his head
** LET A SECOND BILLY NAISE IN!!!
* Billy has an unfortunate interaction w/ Dr. Sidrani
** Ends up lubeing himself up w/ MayoGlide MAXXX and the Mayonge while standing on a table
** Security comes to intervene
** Billy is too slow, they stun him before he can shoot :(
** Taken to a brig aboard a Ringworks Sentinel to cool off, will be released later
* Filip has a black eye
** Popo wants to pick up where they left off
** Emotionlessly finishes up ;-)
* Volkas bites glass and eats glass shards???
** Security insists he visit the doctor
** Spoogles "Signs of Ghost Possesion"
*** Bad at spoogle
*** Ends up finding a Golarian TV show, thinks the Golarians wanted him to eat glass
* Not-Naise voice enters Naise's head again
** Beckons to give in
** Tries to sell the demonic voice mayo, it's not keen
*** It says 'forget' and makes Naise forget about it
** Two competing Billy Naise voices in Naise's head are all that are left
* Volkas starts noticing injuries
** Ghosts are servants of th Ancient Golarions
* Theo sees a Mayonge ad!
** Calls Billy to ask how many of those actually sell ...
** Thought he saw Billy walking by while he was on call w/ Theo?
* Popo sees an ad
** Shopping for a dream come true ...
** When you're shoppin for a dream come true! A little package of some human stew, all depends on who you're talkin' to. Don't you worry bout a thing because you know I got the foods for youu--uuuuu. So you want to eat your wife when she's in her weddin' gown? Well, the law would only try to put you down! That's a migraine and a half I won't put you through! I'm the people merchant! Meats are us! I do the butcher service, with no damn fuu---uuusss!
** BABY MERCHANT-based ad for
** PEOPLE MERCHANT, MEATS-R-US
** BUTCHER SERVICE. NO DAMN FUSS.
** Ad for Veskarium Rockarium!
* Popo tries to block ads
** Gets some stuff about corporate partner parnters
** K-on Reese is CEO of Eclipse Innovations, info about him is redacted
** Popo asks Theo
*** Theo is stumped, maybe K-on just likes his privacy
** Popo is SUSPICIOUS.
** Theo finds some more info about the app
*** Eclipse Innovations made the app, consultation by Romi
*** Theo suggests she go visit Romi
* Popo sees Filip giving someone a foot facial right in the middle of the hallway!?!
** Popo imagind it. It's just a weird chair.
* Romi says they've tinkered with the app a lot
** Didn't follow a lot of guidelines ...
** Did a lot of the initial work on the app tho
** Popo asks about the CEO
** Romi has met Reese before, he was a quiet fellow
** K-ON has a purple suit & a cybernetic arm
*** Think he's from Kuvakera on Verces
*** Native Verthani (advanced planet!)
* Billy nearly assaults Dr. Sidrani, is arrested

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