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== Doing It ==

* Volkas has scheduled a shuttle to gtfo
** Theo joins him to try and depart
** Securiry guards blocking exit
** Dr Lowman has quarentined the resort, some sort of disease
** No updates on missing journalist
* Billy Naise returns from docks, was in prison
** Tries to sell the guards stuff
** Creeps Theo and Volkas out
* Billy gets a phone call
** Invited to join Dr. Lomer and Virlae in the sun room
** Pauses to harass Vorlynn, but CHIVES won't help this time
** Billy bumps in to Theo & Volkas at elevators
** Volkas gets a sample of mayo lotion on his arm.
*** Unblocks Billy to avoid future walk-by mayo-ings
* Volkas & Theo visit the clinic
** Sidrani looks exhausted
** Stewards are coming
** Doesn't know what the illness is, or what is causing it
** Psychological thing, many guests are seeing visions & hearing voices, self-harm
* Billy meets w/ Dr Lomer & Vilnae in sunroom
** Gets naked at their suggestion
** Virlae randomly gets offended for no reason and attacks Billy
** Crawler starts filming it & egging Virlae on
*** "Look at my penis!" "Oh I'm filmin' it buddy, I'm filmin' it"
* Billy returns to clinic for treatment
** Theo senses mystical corruption in Billy
** It is trying to hide its true nature
** Buzzblades (Virlae & Lomer) have been affected, as well as Filip
* Popo can't find Filip
* Lomer is in the sunroom, Keys directs us there
** Lomer complains of odd halucinations, like all her teeth falling out
** Theo examines Lomer while Volkas & Popo ask her what she's been experiencing
*** As Lomer becomes more agitated by the interrogation, sense more and more dark energy welling up in her
*** Similar energy to Billy, but less intense
** Popo attempts a dispell magic
** Fails
* We go to try a dispel on Billy
** Billy is going to leave, Theo resignedly asks about MayoGlide MAXXX
** Buys 1 cola-flavoured mayo for 15c
** Dispel has no effect
* H4NZ sees an ad for a new <??>
** Ad plays, and then everything dissolves into Tofinkle
** Mr. Happy appears and starts laughing insanely
** AD ENDS.
** H4NZ decides its a halucination, examines himself, is not diseased.
** Notes guests are more agitated during activities, so it may be stress-induced
** Syncs up w/ Theo on what they know, H4NZ joins investigation party
* Spanish ad plays on Volkas' comm unit
** Paco's Taco's ad (lol)
** Seemed a bit /off/ to Volkas, it's supposed to be an ad for half off beans
** But beans started EXPLODING and blood was oozing out of the cup
* With a nat20 Lawyer roll, Theo determines Billy Naise is definitely up to some shady tax evasion shit
* Detect Magic on Billy as he becomes more agitated w/ his sales pitch to Volkas
** There is magic, but it's elusive & nothing can be determined
** Volkas sprays Billy with ghost-b-gone
** Detect Magic again does not show any change in the dark energy
* Volkas spoogles "how to cure curses"
** Finds article by some random Kasathan blogger mom
** Talks a lot about her home remedy for cursee: Urine Therapy!
** Bathe in your own piss after storing it for three days, mix it w/ lavendar and sage
** Billy sprays Volkas w/ a mayo perfume
** Popo thinks Volkas' piss idea may have merit
* Billy breaks in to Bruce's workshop/lab/IT helpdesk room
** Bruce is watching porn
** Bruce throws cheese doodles at Billy
** Billy wants to sell him mayo
** Said he's filming everything
** Bruce threatens to kill Billy if Billy shows anyone the tape
* Popo asks Elysia where the urine is kept
** Elysia is like "u wot m8"
** Waste is held somewhere on the asteroid pending electrolization
** Only security & janitorial personnel are authorized in the waste storage area
** Janitorial duties belong to CHIVES
* H4NZ suggests talking to a historian?
** Volkas asks Keys if any historians are around
** Sathisa the journalist knew some stuff, but is missing.
** Speak w/ Kaines (the asshole) can show us footage of journalist
** Theo calls him. Goes about as well as expected.
* H4NZ suggests Crawler, the ysoki running around with a GoPro, may have some info about Sathisa
** We hear weird noises from his room
** We knock
** LOTS of weird noises :?
** Mayo all over
** Asks if he may have footage of Sathisa that may help us find her !
** Popo offers him more mayo in exchange for help
** "About Sathisa..."
*** Was recording Bono K. Rono yelling at Filip at the time
** Room is gross, "I'd say about a 6 on a scale of one to Junk"
** Shows us the footage of Bono K. Rono
** Has a Bono K. Rono pee tape
* H4NZ spoogles curing curses
** Finds lots of info about it
** Identify & remove source of curse, then clean up leftover bad juju
** It is very hard to identify a propertly-crafted curse.
** Theo suggests building a ghost detector to help find the source of the curse
* DAWN OF THE SEVENTH DAY.
** Theo feels something weird in throat
** MONSTEROUS EYE IN MY MOUTH OH GOD
** Disappears when I open and close my mouth
* We book a conference room to start building a ghost detector
** We build a thing
** Popo & Theo make a spell gem w/ a custom Detect Magic spell that's attuned to the dark energy
** H4NZ makes a device that interfaces w/ the gem and dings/clicks as we get closer to the source of the energy
** Takes the day to make !
* Billy continues trying to harass Vorilynn, but she's locked in the groundskeeper hut
** Billy convinces CHIVES to give her a box of mayo-filled chocolates
** Billy leaves mayo right outside the door
** Also a card apologizing
* We turn on the ghost detector
** Rainbow of colours and a bunch of clicks
** Popo spins around the room
** Colour gets more purple & clicking is louder when pointed towards shadows
* Plan on how to use this new device
** Wander around until the device tells us something useful
** Should ask to explore the asteroid
*** If they say no, fuck them and explore it anyway
** Spraying the ghost-b-gone doesn't get a reaction from the device
** We do a walk-through in the guest quarters to see if anyone in particular gets a reation from the ghost detector
* Billy is standing in front of Vorilynn's door, staring at it.
** Saying creepy stalker shit
** "I shall have you" -- ghost detector goes PITCH BLACK & then back to normal
** Walk through guest quarters, no reactions from the device as strong as Billy's
* Volkas talks about golarians and creating ghosts
** H4NZ is feeding Volkas' bullshit, suggests factions of Golarians are in-fighting with ghosts to fuck with him
** Volkas spoogles "evil golarians" and ends up on SpaceTube, insane conspiracy videos
** Watches the "Golarian Hunters" TV show
** Downloads eBook written by "Prof" that wrote the Ancient Golarians book -- Ancient Golarians: The True History (what the stewards dont want you to know)
* Billy spent the night smearing mayo on Vorilynn's door.
** Billy gives in to the darkness.
** Billy's touch is freezing the mayo as he smears it.
** His hands look dead and blue.
** Billy draws runes and symbols in the mayo.
* Theo wakes up in a cold sweat, panicking
** Emotions drain away to numbness
** DEADENED EMOTIONS
* Volkas has a vision of a golarian ghost asking him to bang
** Volkas realizes it wasn't real.

== Homwork ==

* Theo has deadened emotions, Billy has dead frozen hands.
* DO SOME GHOST HUNTING.

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