Trucs Bout à Bout Incident - Revision history

Owls at 02:14, 28 March 2019

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	Back aboard the ship, Theo calls Vivian Carpenter to give her the news: her brother J-Rad murdered their grandmother for a con, and J-Rad has paid for his crimes. She grimly accepts this conclusion and thanks the Inquisition for facilitating the safe return of the cats. She does not revoke the 25% discount offered earlier.		Back aboard the ship, Theo calls Vivian Carpenter to give her the news: her brother J-Rad murdered their grandmother for a con, and J-Rad has paid for his crimes. She grimly accepts this conclusion and thanks the Inquisition for facilitating the safe return of the cats. She does not revoke the 25% discount offered earlier.
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		+	Biscuit, the skittermander that Mary Smalls had mistaken for a cat, is still aboard the ship. The Spinach Inquisition adopts the skittermander as a member of their crew and attempt to teach it the common language, but only succeed in giving Biscuit an extremely small vocabulary of three words.

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 Entering the club proper, the guards notice Quentin and immediately get Markos. He demands to know why Quentin has shown up here with an unknown group of people. Theo explains that he is here on behalf of the Absalom probate courts and needs to read J-Rad his grandmother's will, and that Quentin is here to facilitate getting Mary Smalls' property out of the brothel. The guards & Markos buy this bullshit and go off to find J-Rad.
-Gowena speaks with Markos while J-Rad is being located. She finds out that Markos thinks his boss is kind of an asshole.
+Gowena speaks with Markos while J-Rad is being located. She finds out that Markos thinks his boss is kind of an asshole. Promising to aid in an impromptu promotion, she flips Markos to the side of the Spianch Inquisition.
-Junk visits the bar, orders a drink, and then refuses to pay the bartender bot the two credits he owes. The bartender bot becomes agitated and attempts to fight with Junk, but Markos swoops in and pays the tab off before any serious damage is done.
+Junk visits the bar, orders a drink, and then refuses to pay the [[Bartender Bot]] the two credits he owes. The bartender bot becomes agitated and attempts to fight with Junk, but Markos swoops in and pays the tab off before any serious damage is done.
-A guard returns and informs the Spinach Inquisitors that J-Rad is ready to see them.
+A guard returns and informs the Spinach Inquisitors that J-Rad is ready to see them. Unfortunately, Dwayne is sitting with J-Rad and recognizes Junk as soon as the Inquisition approaches. He alerts J-Rad to the ruse. In a gradual and drawn out manner, combat begins.
-outcomes: junk has dead cats for months, bronzed dong, discount, later visits
+J-Rad, a powerful magic user, fails to cast his first spell. The Inquisition is left unaware that J-Rad and the Bloodusters are attempting to engage them. After a few more turns of incompetence, the Bloodusters finally manage to strike an opening blow. J-Rad and many of his gangbangers are quickly dispatched by the combined might of the Spinach Inquisition, Quentin, and Markos.

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 While the other Inquisitors are concluding their business, Junk cobbles together a dancing robot.
-Entering the club proper, the guards notice Quentin and immediately get Markos. He demands to know why Quentin has shown up here with an unknown group of people.
+Entering the club proper, the guards notice Quentin and immediately get Markos. He demands to know why Quentin has shown up here with an unknown group of people. Theo explains that he is here on behalf of the Absalom probate courts and needs to read J-Rad his grandmother's will, and that Quentin is here to facilitate getting Mary Smalls' property out of the brothel. The guards & Markos buy this bullshit and go off to find J-Rad.
 outcomes: junk has dead cats for months, bronzed dong, discount, later visits

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 A general mêlée breaks out. The Inquisitors hold their own against the brothel security guards and a hit-man. Theo feels betrayed by Quentin and demands an explanation over the gunfire; Quentin explains that a gang has his daughter Liza and is forcing him to cooperate. Promising to help him, Quentin flips sides and tells the assassin to leave immediately. The assassin refuses, and is promptly obliterated by Quentein's Azmiuth Artillery Laser.
-After the fight, the Spinach Inquisition learns about the plot: Quentin joined up with the Blooduster Gang after the ship he served about was seized by station authorities. The gang leader, Marko the Rateghajga, learned about Mary Smalls' extensive web of pet trust funds. The gang believed that they would be given hundreds of thousands of credits if they had custody of the cats at the time of her death, although Quentin is not aware of the details.
+After the fight, the Spinach Inquisition learns about the plot: Quentin joined up with the Blooduster Gang after the ship he served about was seized by station authorities. The gang leader, Marko the Rateghajga, learned about Mary Smalls' extensive web of pet trust funds. [[J Rad]], the actual leader of the Blooduster gang, is one of Mrs. Smalls' grandchildren. He believed that he would be given hundreds of thousands of credits if he had custody of the cats at the time of her death, although Quentin is not aware of the details.
 The Spinach Inquisition departs the brothel prepared to open a can of creamed spinach whoop-ass on some gangbangers. They make a brief stop back on the ship, discovering that [[Lucille]] had been remotely installed aboard the ship's computer and will serve in [[Tierno|Tierno's]] place as the team's HappyCo handler.

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 == A Can of Creamed Spinach Whoop-Ass ==
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+While the other Inquisitors are concluding their business, Junk cobbles together a dancing robot.
-outcomes: junk has dead cats for months, bronzed dong, discount, later visit
+Entering the club proper, the guards notice Quentin and immediately get Markos. He demands to know why Quentin has shown up here with an unknown group of people.

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 When the Spinach Inquisition is departing the brothel to analyze the briefcase, they run into a member of [[FAKE]] who was present for the filming of the notorious [[Extreme Survival Deathmatch Supreme]] arc.
-Back aboard the ship, the Spinach Inquisition combines its might to defeat a magical lock on the stolen briefcase. It is immediately determined that it was a Briefcase of Holding, as approximately forty live cats spew forth and spread out across the ship. The next hour is [https://youtu.be/D9I4nZx8UCs?t=8 spent trying to coral the feline horde] and restore order aboard the ASS Spinach Lover.
+Back aboard the ship, the Spinach Inquisition combines its might to defeat a magical lock on the stolen briefcase. It is immediately determined that it was a Briefcase of Holding, as approximately forty live cats spew forth and spread out across the ship. The next hour is [https://youtu.be/D9I4nZx8UCs?t=8 spent trying to corral the feline horde] and restore order aboard the ASS Spinach Lover.
 The Spinach Inquisition returns to Trucs Bout à Bout and breaks in to Quentin's office. Theo is inclined to believe his old friend over the random guard and objects to this course of action, but is overruled. Inside are three items of note: a caged skittermander, the evidence hotdog Quentin collected earlier, and a dead cat in a drawer. The dead cat was presumably the alive-cat Quentin had removed from Mrs. Smalls room earlier.

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	A general mêlée breaks out. The Inquisitors hold their own against the brothel security guards and a hit-man. Theo feels betrayed by Quentin and demands an explanation over the gunfire; Quentin explains that a gang has his daughter Liza and is forcing him to cooperate. Promising to help him, Quentin flips sides and tells the assassin to leave immediately. The assassin refuses, and is promptly obliterated by Quentein's Azmiuth Artillery Laser.		A general mêlée breaks out. The Inquisitors hold their own against the brothel security guards and a hit-man. Theo feels betrayed by Quentin and demands an explanation over the gunfire; Quentin explains that a gang has his daughter Liza and is forcing him to cooperate. Promising to help him, Quentin flips sides and tells the assassin to leave immediately. The assassin refuses, and is promptly obliterated by Quentein's Azmiuth Artillery Laser.
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		+	After the fight, the Spinach Inquisition learns about the plot: Quentin joined up with the Blooduster Gang after the ship he served about was seized by station authorities. The gang leader, Marko the Rateghajga, learned about Mary Smalls' extensive web of pet trust funds. The gang believed that they would be given hundreds of thousands of credits if they had custody of the cats at the time of her death, although Quentin is not aware of the details.
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		+	The Spinach Inquisition departs the brothel prepared to open a can of creamed spinach whoop-ass on some gangbangers.

	== Leafy Green Justice ==		== Leafy Green Justice ==