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+ | | image = [[Image:Bronzed Dong of Dwayne.png]] | ||
+ | | caption = Preserved forever in bronze | ||
+ | | type = Artifact | ||
+ | | bulk = L | ||
+ | | manufacturer = [[Junk Sniksnak]] | ||
+ | | price = Priceless | ||
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The Bronzed Dong of Dwayne is an artifact created by [[Junk Sniksnak]]. | The Bronzed Dong of Dwayne is an artifact created by [[Junk Sniksnak]]. | ||
Revision as of 02:08, 28 March 2019
File:Bronzed Dong of Dwayne.png Preserved forever in bronze | |
Type | Artifact |
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Weight/Bulk | L |
Manufacturer | Junk Sniksnak |
Price | Priceless |
The Bronzed Dong of Dwayne is an artifact created by Junk Sniksnak.
Dwayne, whose last name is unknown, was involved in the [[murder of Mary Smalls|Trucs Bout à Bout Incident]. He was presumed to have acted as her boyfriend in order to get close enough to steal her cats and poison her.
He paid for his part in the incident with his life. In the course of torturing him to death, Junk performed a feat of amazing strength, tearing his dong off with his bare claws. After Dwayne's death, Junk bronzed his trophy, creating one of the Spinach Inquisition's most potent artifacts.
The Bronzed Dong of Dwayne was used to defeat a hologram of Mr. Happy being projected from the butt of a defeated Happy Ranger.