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MayoGlide® MAXXX™ is a multi-purpose mayonnaise product offered by the MayoLand Incorporated company.
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MayoGlide® MAXXX™ is a multi-purpose mayonnaise product offered by the MayoLand Incorporated company. It is offered in three flavours: classic mayonnaise, musty mustard, and (''crap I forgot the third'').
  
 
== Mayonettes ==
 
== Mayonettes ==

Latest revision as of 01:12, 4 May 2019

MayoGlide® MAXXX™ is a multi-purpose mayonnaise product offered by the MayoLand Incorporated company. It is offered in three flavours: classic mayonnaise, musty mustard, and (crap I forgot the third).

Mayonettes

The Mayonettes are the MayoGlide® MAXXX™ loyalty program & multi-level marketing club scheme. Every 10 referrals moves you up a tier on the pyramid. Your original referrer receives a 20% cut of your sales.

Known mayonette members include: