Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-06-07

Doing It

• We suspect Billy killed Vorilynn.
  • We let Kane know
  • Kane eventually shows up, surprised by the mess
  • Kane suggests H4NZ help Sidrani w/ the autopsey (will pay)
• Kane doesnΓÇÖt know Billy
  • Lucky SOB ΓǪ
  • We tell him about Billy, says heΓÇÖll detail Naise
  • Kane sweeps some of the frozen mayo into an evidence bag
  • We go w/ the guards who take VorilynnΓÇÖs body to the Dr
• Billy is roaming the station, selling mayo aggressively
  • Looking for more people to murder
  • Destroying cameras w/ mayo
    • Guards notice!
• Security confronts Billy Naise in an amphitheater.
  • 2 guards, 1 drone
  • Guards realize thereΓÇÖs an APB for him
    • They charge Billy
  • Billy sprays mayo on the ground to trip them
    • ItΓÇÖs not very effective
  • Naise surrenders but has the mayohose concealed
  • The security drone cuffs Naise
  • Naise sleeps (lol?)
  • Drips a trail of frozen mayo as he is dragged off to the brig
• Kane gets a call RE: NaiseΓÇÖs detainment
  • Goes to question Naise
  • Sidrani inspecting body
  • Cause of death: hypothermia
    • Beaten before death
    • Violated before death
  • Mayo frostbite is weird
  • Symbols drawn into her flesh
    • Theo & Popo take a look
    • Runes, shadow magic runes
      • CHAOS, MADNESS, VOID, SHADOW
    • DonΓÇÖt find anything similar on Cthesa
• We go down to the brig to ask Billy about the runes
  • Billy Naise is speaking nonsense
  • Sad about Vorilynn dying
  • ΓÇ£You must let us goΓÇ¥
  • Theo summons a hologram of Vorilynn w/ the runes higlighted
  • Billy gets weird messages from The Entity, says ΓÇ£WE MUST SPREADΓÇ¥ and ΓÇ£SHE SAYS YOU MUST SEEΓÇ¥
  • Popo tries urine therapy
    • We do a whole thing to purify some urine involving Chives (an innocent soul), a ritual, some grass, and a psychokinetic hand delivering piss to NaiseΓÇÖs face
    • Does not help
  • Theo asks Billy about where to buy more mayo
    • Billy fails a will save, wants to sell but still cursed :-(
    • Everyone tries asking Billy for mayo
      • Eventually Volkas asks for mayo, and Billy Naise makes a breakthrough
      • BREAKS FROM THE CURSE and starts pitching to Volkas
  • Billy does not seem to remember what happened
    • Not sure where he is
    • Flash of VorilynnΓÇÖs corpse, shock
    • Not sure what happened or how
    • ΓÇ£I didnΓÇÖt mean to do it!ΓÇ¥
  • Naise mentions a signal, then breaks down in tears
    • Real name is Kevin Connoley
  • Popo suggests putting Naise on a leash & strapping the ghost detector to him to lead us to the source
  • H4NZ knows there are drugs that can help insane people w/ memory problems
• H4NZ makes a plan: heΓÇÖll work on illegal drug production, other will canvas resort for other magic users who can help w/ curses
  • We all go to sleep!
  • H4NZ sees eldrich symbols form from tofinkle dripping out of peopleΓÇÖs eye sockets.
    • Clawed hands edge towards H4NZ
    • Mr.┬áHappy made of tofinkle approaches H4NZ.
      • Laughs insanely. ΓÇ£WE MEET AGAIN H4NZ.ΓÇ¥
    • The Mr.┬áHappy grasps H4NZ arm. Feels slick and tofinkle-y. Then disappears.
  • Popo is getting dark purple on the ghost wangjangler from H4NZ
  • Theo offers H4NZ a tozolft
• Sleepy time
• Popo gives in to the curse
  • Lines between pleasure & pain are blurred
  • Becomes a masochist!
• Popo & Volkas go to find magic users (Popo hates being w/ Volkas so it feels so good)
  • They find one of the Brutalis fellows playing chess
  • Technomancer, no particular skill in curses ΓÇô mostly sports-related magic
• Theo & H4NZ work on meth
  • Sidrani offers us her drug drawer after we explain what we need
  • H4NZ rolls a nat 20 and produces THE BEST SEDATIVE EVER.
• We meet up @ holding cell
  • H4NZ has the sedative, Popo brought the technomancer
  • Billy has been crying all night
    • Traces of The Entity have come back during the night, but have not possessed him
  • ΓÇ£BILLY NASE #2 HEREΓÇ¥
    • Ad starts playing ΓÇô MayoMash (lol slapchop rap but mayo)
  • Billy isnΓÇÖt cooperating w/ our attempt to give him sedative
    • Theo uses Daze Monster, guard opens cell, H4NZ sends in the drone to prick him w/ drugs
    • Sedative gets rid of the traces of the Entity from BillyΓÇÖs mind
    • Billy is now SUPER HIGH.
  • Billy is too high to answer the questions
    • Starts talking about killing a hooker last year
    • Shot her (accidentally) while jerking off on her
    • I have more than one trigger finger (ΓÇ£the triggerΓÇÖs my penisΓÇ¥)
• We discuss plans after our attempt to get info from Billy
  • Inspect more people to find black response from wangjangler? Maybe thye have a connection we can follow (or disrupt w/ the sedative)
  • Maybe we can ask Dr.┬áto arrange access to that sealed door? If it goes to the mines, we can try to find the source on our own.
  • Popo puts Billy on a mayohose leash and brings him w/ us
• As we leave brig, emergency lights go off.
  • Emergency message
  • Facility is now under quarentine due to disease
  • Stewards will arive in 3 days
  • All guests confined to quarters
  • Guards let us bring Billy to clinic
• Sidrani not into having Billy in her clinic
  • Accepts him though
  • Rhissona examines Billy w/ extreme interest
    • Looking at his eyes
    • Rhissona is dark purple -> black
    • Volkas suggests maybe the thing spreads through the eyes
  • Theo shares concern w/ Dr Sidrani
  • Popo summons Filip & tells him to look at Billy in the eye
    • Colour does not change when Filip does this
• We decide not to wait for the Stewards.
  • Theo goes invisible and then finds some sedatives in the clinic
  • Popo plays with light to distract people
  • Filip leaves
  • Theo sedates Rhissona and Sidrani
    • They crumple to the floor.
  • We take Rhissona & make her invisible, then let the guards know Sidrani collapsed
  • We sneak through to the tech lab, head into the tunnels
  • Try to open the door w/ limp Rhissona
  • Door opens. ΓÇ£Welcome, Rhissona Averon.ΓÇ¥
• H4NZ sees a camera glinting in the corner
  • H4NZ hacks it and somebody is like ΓÇ£u wot m8ΓÇ¥
  • ItΓÇÖs ΓÇ£CrawlerΓÇ¥ !
  • Crawler wants to come with us
  • We donΓÇÖt seem to be bothered by this, he comes w/ us
• Unknown to us, Billy Naise has left the medbay and followed behind the party.

Homework

• Explore the Abyss