Cult of the Corn

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Corn-Chan

Ritual of the Corn

Corn-Chan Bath Water

The Blessed bath water of Corn-Chan is required for the Ritual of the Corn. Only official Children of the Corn who are 1) certified Wed to an official Corn-Chan and 2) have consummated their holy marriage with Corn-Chan can produce official Corn-Chan Bath Water.

Weddings of the Corn

Children of the Corn

Followers of the Cult of the Corn are known as Children of the Corn. To become a Child of the Corn, one must willingly engage in the Ritual of the Corn. While most Children of the Corn are farmers, anyone who is willing to dedicate their lives to Corn-Chan may become a Child of the Corn.

Cult Blessings

  • "Praised be the Cob"
  • "Under Her Kernel"
  • "Blessed be the Cob"
  • "May Her Silk Open"