Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-02-02
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Ship upgrade!
+20 BP = 8 (med bay) + 10 (light particle beam) PCU of 150 = 99 + 4 (med bay) + 10 (light particle beam)
Light particle beam attached to Forward hard point. 3d6 medium range weapon.
Doing it
- Gowena brings Junk to a shirren crooked "doctor" to fix Junk's parasite for 30 credits.
- Pours weird green fluid on Junk's arm
- IT'S ACID LOL
- Tierno projects Mr Happy from his anus for a teleconference
- 3 century old text that matches some of the symbols from the Drift Stone
- Kabarat Univeristy on Castravel?
- Visit uni and find Halkueem Zan - he wrote the paper on the text
- Zonnyboy
- He's an adventurer
- Gowena upset Mr Happy
- Drift jump to castravel takes 1 day
- Castravel is the Lashunta home planet
- Uni is known for xenoanthropology & xenolinguists
- Junk cures the parasite just before we arrive and smears poop on the walls!
- Teirno chimes in: natives are VERY INTO NATURE ~.^
- Dendrophilia (or less often arborphilia or dendrophily) literally means "love of trees". The term may sometimes refer to a paraphilia in which people are sexually attracted to or sexually aroused by trees.
- Some of the trees are like fleshlights
- Most are normal trees
- Hailed by aviation authorities, they direct us to the uni
- Arrived at Ship's End, the spaceport. Guard & customs officer meet us.
- Customs officer talks to El Capitan, Gowena.
- Junk gives the customs lady (zith's) shoe. She bows and takes it.
- Trash is mostly green here.
- No Vesk god shrines here :(
- Theo tells them Junk might have a parasite
- They give us travel papers
- They also take Junk away to hose him down
- We get a taxi.
- The taxi robot has a weird voice, so I hack the taxi and give him a more robot-y voice.
- I also zero out our bill. Fuck yeah nat20.
- We arrive at the House of the Green God.
- Gowena makes us all pick a leaf from the nearest tree
- IT IS NOT ILLEGAL. I CHECKED.
- Gowena bullshits a priest that is upset with us taking the leafs.
- GET GET GET GET LOW
- We arrive at Cabbrat University of XenoBLABLABLA
- 10 buildings on their campus, lots of green bullshit like grass
- To the left, there's a building with a lot of journalists hanging out
- Attune ring to Zan's name
- Journalists are here because a prof has given a VIOLENTLY XENOPHOBIC lecture
- Gowena gets recognized by the journos
- They swarm her and she talks about jizm facial masks
- Not all tho
- Uni receptionist still besiged
- I clear them out with a ghost sound
- Receptionist is happy that we got rid of the journos, he gives us directions & adds us to Prof Muhali's schedule
- (Zan is away, Muhali is a standin?)
- Clean office, Muhali is a girl
- Gowena says we're from the fucking IRB
- OH LORDY
- Muhali doesn't buy our shit. Tells us that we should go "take care" of the problem w/ Ailabiens, the racist prof.
- He gave an offensive talk on Lashunta war...something?
- Dr Sostarni has studied Zan's notes most recently
- Gowena talks to the press and tells her that the chair, Muhali is a shit person who makes up data and abuses undergrads
- They buy it.
- We make an appt with Sostarni for tomorrow & head back to the ship to find Junk.
- Comprehend Language on the stuff from Muhali's office. It's Ancient Elven, fragmented too badly to get any meaning from.
- Elf is commonly found on Golarian, but some elfs survive. They have pointy ears and look human.
- We rest for the night.
- In the morning, several smear stories run on the planetary news about Muhali.
- Uni has issued statements trying to put a stop to these stories.
- The Dean is here and he is pissed at us.
- Junk throws shit at him because he won't accept the shoe.
- Sostarni's office is locked, no response. We hack the door and find the office a total mess.
- Hacks his computer
- Muhali gave him a 2 month sabatical & Muhali let him leave early.
- I can tell the letter letting him leave early is a (good) forgery.
- 15 messages between Sostari & Gokulol?
- Final message specifies a meeting at Five Arches cantina.
- Tree porn
- He's Kasathen tho, so there's some kasathen porn too
- ** Loot Lashunta somethingweave armour for a kasathen
- I have Tierno send the media a vid of the dean covered in shit
- Receptionist bids us good day!
