Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09
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Doing It
- Under attack
- Try to reason with them, but they tell us to get fukt
- Absalom Avenger joins the fight!
- He's a shitty superhero
- After the fight, Mr Happy is projected from the butt of one of the HappyCo Reeducators
- He is mad at us for questioning him
- Junk plugs the butthole w/ his bronzed dick to cut Mr. Happy off
- Absalom Avenger offers us business cards and promises to help us if we ever need him
- His bidnizz card looks like the one Tiberius gave us & we're investigating
- He's a member of The Order
- He will inform them we're looking for them
- He calls it The Order of the Shattered Star Stone after thinking for a bit
- Loot
- Buzzblade -> Volkas
- Adv Shirreneye Rifle -> Junk
- Reaction Cannon w/ attached axe -> H4NZ
- Adv Bow (2d6 base dmg) -> Theo
- Numbing Taclash -> Popo
- Snub Scattergun -> H4NZ
- Sentinel Spear -> H4NZ
- We spoogle the Super Starstone Museum to see if it's awesome
- We made contact w/ the order, but we're waiting to hear from them
- We're excited about The Politics of the Starstone feat. Bono K Rono
- Model of the Absalom Council
- 30 minute lecture from someone about how the politics of Absalom & the starstone
- Bono K Rono is a racist #MAGA
- As we exit the exhibit, there's a Make Absalom Amazing Once More hats & underwares
- We go to the starstone viewing exhibit
- A child has an irradiated eye lol
- Junk tries to throw the child but Volkas stops him
Homework
- Level 8!
- Flash Teleport bby ;)
