Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15

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  • The starfish lives.

Doing It

  • Junk steals some junk
  • We head for the senate chambers
    • We arrive & the cards begin to react!
    • THE TIME HAS COME, Behind the chambers touch our token to the burning star
    • Suited folks inside, also a bunch of guards
    • Lobbiest tries to hire us to stand in line & junk wants his legs
  • Junk whips his dick out and pissed in a bottle
    • We all wander away as the guards come over to yell at him
    • Junk puts the pissbottle in his mouth
    • Junk removes his pants
    • The guards taze and engage in a chase with Junk
    • Junk is taken to a mental hospital.
  • We wander around and find the room behind the senate chamber & activate the thing to reveal HIDDEN STAIRS
    • It's super dark
    • It's dank
    • Dark round room, 26 stand-like things arranged around an unlit brazier
    • Volkas lights it with his flame doshko
    • Crystals on the stands light up, they project hooded holograms
    • (in unison) From the stone we were born, to the stone we will return -- of the pact, for the pact, the undying council remains
      • One dude is like wtf these dudes here for
      • Tiberius is one of the figures (from the voice)
      • Someone says we caused the problem & Theo tries to get them to focus up on STOPPING the super weapon
      • We explain the degenerator
      • They demand to know how we know so much about the Grinstar
      • Theo tries to get them to focus on the issue of NOT GETTING ANY PACT MOONS BLOWN UP
      • They demand to know our motives & how we know so much
        • Popo explains and mostly glosses over the bit about how we worked for Mr Happy
        • Successful diplomacy!
      • They tell us the Pact is planning an assault on the grinstar
        • Eoxians are the most gun-ho
      • We're gunna lead a strike force
      • We ask them about Mr. Happy
        • He is probably powering the degenerator
        • Mr. Happy is a technolich: someone capable of transferring conciousness to technology
        • Functions off a large server or series of servers
        • They don't know about Reyavik, Mr Happy's dimension
      • Popo: is Mr Happy still hiring?
      • Provided strike force will be one elite figher from each pact world
      • Popo makes the council deeply uncomfortable by asking them if they can provide circumcized elite fighters
      • Pact will strike Grinstar in ~2 days
      • Volkas: can we stop Mr. Happy's conciousness transfer?
        • Council & Theo will think about this -- if it's purely technological process, an EMP may be able to disrupt it
        • But we don't know how the hell it works
      • Mmkay!
  • Over to Mr. Gary Gary
    • We pitch him on committing forces to our strike force as a way to raise the special project division's profile
    • He wants to steal the formula for Tofinkle
    • He's gunna give us their crack special forces team
    • A few million credits for us if we steal some good HappyCo secrets for Abadar
    • We should go talk w/ Special Forces down at the bottom on floor B69
    • Gary is going to come down w/ us -- his chair moves and we hear a tiny dink sound
    • Gary Gary is visible! Tiny white-coloured ooze w/ a bunch of legs and one eye
      • He's wearing a suit.
    • We go to a special seekrit fancy gold elevator
    • The elevator is the size of a hotel suite and has a fuckin hot tub and EVERYTHING IS GOLD PLATED
      • Also he has hot alien chicks LIVING IN HIS ELEVATOR to serve drinks
      • Mr Gary Gary did the decor
    • Very smooth elevator ride
  • B69: Special Forces Dept

Homework

  • Align resources w/ the AbadarCorp specops folks and promote synergy with the greater pact strike force
  • Get Junk out of mental hospital
  • Talk to the AI thing from the glove to see if he knows anything about destroying the stellar degenerator? Figure out how to disrupt the technolich conciousness transferrence?
  • Link up w/ Pact elite force
  • ASSAULT THE GRIN STAR.