Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-20
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4/20 bby
- Extreme Survival Deathmatch Supreme
- We wake up in a tomb. We have our armour, but no items or weapons.
- We open the door.
- Thrall, the Ringmaster leads us away
- Talk to a contestent, we're on Eox in the Living Halls
- Necrografts available here... (like enhancements)
- Lady Unita has requested our presence immediatley
- We upset a reporter by saying we're not here vountarily
- Shifty Undead offering necrografts.
- Junk touches his skin and it sloughs off on his hands.
- He offers information
- Unita is part of the Corpse Fleet
- She leads the Flesh Company, a mindless set of zombies
- Thrall waves a brick-like device to slide open the doors, presumably to Unita's office
- Vending machine w/ weird drinks, nice plants
- Another vending machine, I hack it and get a Dr. Happy's Fizzy Popping Drink
- We enter Unita's office
- She admits to knowing Rictus
- Her show's ratings are down, normally she only gets masocists and cultists to compete to the death
- We suggest some other ideas for a show, and she's not into it
- She's trying to assign us nicknames
- Junk is Cu Cu Cachoow, kills by smelling bad
- Volkas has a Star Chopper and severs heads to eat?
- I'm The Salaryman, went postal with a stapler and killed everyone in the office
- Gowena is The Clam Chowderista, exiled from her people for being hideous
- H4NZ is The Fistinator 6900, failed sex droid, explodes people with esctasy and gore?
- Thrall brings us to The Bloodworks, their shitty armoury for the game
- Weapon create w/ electronic lock
- 1st round: no energy weapons (except solarian)
- I take a Light Reaction Cannon
- Waves of Whites, may have ammo/equipment
- Show starts! Thrall does an intro
- Wights start coming at us. Blow one's arm off.
- More wights, bla bla
- Don Castleon is on a screen, so I guess he's watching. He looks at us with PURE HATRED.
- Volkas: "No more of this wight meat for me."
- H4NZ can't throw grenades to save his life - nat 1 :)
- and then double 1s on his damage lmao
- the wights laugh at him
- I open a crate & find: 5 rounds (already loaded on r20 chat sheet), Lvl 2 frag grenade
- I take a shit on everything: holographic image "This victory brought to you by Lady Unita & Iron Commander Rictus of the Corpse Fleet"
- Don gets up and leaves
- Thrall has to make an announcement saying we're lying
- We continue fighting the alt-wight horde
- We win.
- Bassitus the Gold is our next challenge
- Lady Unita has requested our presence.
Homework
- Unitas is probably pissed about the corpse fleet announcement
- LEVEL UP!
- L5 is an ability score bump woop woop
- Send to Fork: suggestions on character backstory based adventures!
