Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-10-26

Doing It

• Going to a restaurant !
  • Approach for docking
  • Motherfuckin J-R4D shows up IN SPACE
    • This is the son of a bitch who MURDERED MS SMALLS
  • Junk fires our laser and vaporizes him
  • We dock!
  • Volkas is paying for lunch
    • Ad pops up for The Red Napkin, fine Veskarium Dining
• Red Napkin
  • Wood panelling & carpeting
  • We meet the dude we saved @ the slime-fast-food place & strip club in front of the hostess' lectern
    • Try to get him a table, but the matrie'd is being a dick to him
  • Our waiter is Graskan
    • Gettin drinks
• What do we do?
  • Volkas - get help from the veskarium?
    • but the criminal case?
  • Theo asks if anyone is open to becoming part of the new planet-destroying regime
    • NOT ON THE TABLE.
  • Volkas - has Mr. Happy made any powerful enemies?
    • Waiting brings in some snails sent from Polibius Tiberius
      • He was in the audience during the Eox deathmatch thing
      • We met him at the strip club
      • He is a v.famous music person from The Fake band
      • Now he's a freelance detective, alias Starshot
  • Theo - what about the stewards?
    • They would have some unfortunate questions about our involvement...
  • Volkas - what about the cult of the devouerer?
    • Use them as a distraction -- if Mr. Happy has some other planets to destroy that AREN'T pact worlds, it'd buy time!
• Paul Rye is eavesdropping on us
  • We have him sit down & Popo zone of truths him
  • Someone was paying him to eavesdrop
    • White/gold armour w/ funny helmet - wtf?
    • Name is "White", talked crazy, talking about spreading happiness
    • Meeting him @ dusk to update him
• Junk sells some of Sunt's leg to the chef for 5,000
• Theo calls Vivian @ Butt Stuff to arrange holding Paul Rye for awhile
  • They'll lay on some security to ensure Mr. Rye sticks around for awhile.
• Junk is harassing people & telling them we'll blow up a planet
• Theo - ship is bugged & remotely self-destructable
  • H4NZ - we need to disable Lucielle
    • Popo - black market hakkers
• H4NZ finds a recorder on Paul Rye. MOTHERFUCKING NARQ.
  • Clear Audience spell on the wire, caster can listen
• Theo proposes
  1. Drop Rye off at the club, maybe nobody was actively listening - no need to let him report
  2. Find a mechanic to "upgrade" our AI core and disable it
  3. Notify the Stewards & Veskarium - we need a defense fleet to stop the Grinstar if it jumps in-system
  4. Investigate Mr. Happy's potential enemies & prepare for an assault on the Grinstar
• Mr. Unseen invites Mr. Tiberius in
  • w/ partner Mela
  • Heard Junk talking about blowing up planets, is suspicious
  • Knows we work for Mr. Happy
  • Popo asks if he's an actor & gets a headshot from him
  • Is here in a personal capacity
  • Give us some contacts who can vet us
    • If they approve, he knows a bit about Mr. Happy that may be helpful
  • Starstone symbol on his business card - starstone is the magic rock that powers Absalom
• We get to Butt Stuff, but Vivian says its been taken over by colour-coded happy people who are threatening her
  • Theo abandons the Paul Rye plan and tells Vivian to come w/ us to see the Stewards

Homework

• We need to go to the Stewards ASAP and let them know about the HappyCo coup
  • If he blows our ship up, v0v