Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-09

Doing It

• Under attack
  • Try to reason with them, but they tell us to get fukt
• Absalom Avenger joins the fight!
  • He's a shitty superhero
• After the fight, Mr Happy is projected from the butt of one of the HappyCo Reeducators
  • He is mad at us for questioning him
  • Junk plugs the butthole w/ his bronzed dick to cut Mr. Happy off
• Absalom Avenger offers us business cards and promises to help us if we ever need him
  • His bidnizz card looks like the one Tiberius gave us & we're investigating
  • He's a member of The Order
    • He will inform them we're looking for them
  • He calls it The Order of the Shattered Star Stone after thinking for a bit
• Loot
  • Buzzblade -> Volkas
  • Adv Shirreneye Rifle -> Junk
  • Reaction Cannon w/ attached axe -> H4NZ
  • Adv Bow (2d6 base dmg) -> Theo
  • Numbing Taclash -> Popo
  • Snub Scattergun -> H4NZ
  • Sentinel Spear -> H4NZ
• We spoogle the Super Starstone Museum to see if it's awesome
  • We made contact w/ the order, but we're waiting to hear from them
  • We're excited about The Politics of the Starstone feat. Bono K Rono
    • Model of the Absalom Council
    • 30 minute lecture from someone about how the politics of Absalom & the starstone
    • Bono K Rono is a racist #MAGA
  • As we exit the exhibit, there's a Make Absalom Amazing Once More hats & underwares
• We go to the starstone viewing exhibit
  • A child has an irradiated eye lol
  • Junk tries to throw the child but Volkas stops him

Homework

• Level 8!
• Flash Teleport bby ;)