Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-02-15

• The starfish lives.

Doing It

• Junk steals some junk
• We head for the senate chambers
  • We arrive & the cards begin to react!
  • THE TIME HAS COME, Behind the chambers touch our token to the burning star
  • Suited folks inside, also a bunch of guards
  • Lobbiest tries to hire us to stand in line & junk wants his legs
• Junk whips his dick out and pissed in a bottle
  • We all wander away as the guards come over to yell at him
  • Junk puts the pissbottle in his mouth
  • Junk removes his pants
  • The guards taze and engage in a chase with Junk
  • Junk is taken to a mental hospital.
• We wander around and find the room behind the senate chamber & activate the thing to reveal HIDDEN STAIRS
  • It's super dark
  • It's dank
  • Dark round room, 26 stand-like things arranged around an unlit brazier
  • Volkas lights it with his flame doshko
  • Crystals on the stands light up, they project hooded holograms
  • (in unison) From the stone we were born, to the stone we will return -- of the pact, for the pact, the undying council remains
    • One dude is like wtf these dudes here for
    • Tiberius is one of the figures (from the voice)
    • Someone says we caused the problem & Theo tries to get them to focus up on STOPPING the super weapon
    • We explain the degenerator
    • They demand to know how we know so much about the Grinstar
    • Theo tries to get them to focus on the issue of NOT GETTING ANY PACT MOONS BLOWN UP
    • They demand to know our motives & how we know so much
      • Popo explains and mostly glosses over the bit about how we worked for Mr Happy
      • Successful diplomacy!
    • They tell us the Pact is planning an assault on the grinstar
      • Eoxians are the most gun-ho
    • We're gunna lead a strike force
    • We ask them about Mr. Happy
      • He is probably powering the degenerator
      • Mr. Happy is a technolich: someone capable of transferring conciousness to technology
      • Functions off a large server or series of servers
      • They don't know about Reyavik, Mr Happy's dimension
    • Popo: is Mr Happy still hiring?
    • Provided strike force will be one elite figher from each pact world
    • Popo makes the council deeply uncomfortable by asking them if they can provide circumcized elite fighters
    • Pact will strike Grinstar in ~2 days
    • Volkas: can we stop Mr. Happy's conciousness transfer?
      • Council & Theo will think about this -- if it's purely technological process, an EMP may be able to disrupt it
      • But we don't know how the hell it works
    • Mmkay!
• Over to Mr. Gary Gary
  • We pitch him on committing forces to our strike force as a way to raise the special project division's profile
  • He wants to steal the formula for Tofinkle
  • He's gunna give us their crack special forces team
  • A few million credits for us if we steal some good HappyCo secrets for Abadar
  • We should go talk w/ Special Forces down at the bottom on floor B69
  • Gary is going to come down w/ us -- his chair moves and we hear a tiny dink sound
  • Gary Gary is visible! Tiny white-coloured ooze w/ a bunch of legs and one eye
    • He's wearing a suit.
  • We go to a special seekrit fancy gold elevator
  • The elevator is the size of a hotel suite and has a fuckin hot tub and EVERYTHING IS GOLD PLATED
    • Also he has hot alien chicks LIVING IN HIS ELEVATOR to serve drinks
    • Mr Gary Gary did the decor
  • Very smooth elevator ride
• B69: Special Forces Dept

Homework

• Align resources w/ the AbadarCorp specops folks and promote synergy with the greater pact strike force
• Get Junk out of mental hospital
• Talk to the AI thing from the glove to see if he knows anything about destroying the stellar degenerator? Figure out how to disrupt the technolich conciousness transferrence?
• Link up w/ Pact elite force
• ASSAULT THE GRIN STAR.