Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-10

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I'm doing Billy Naise too, Junk is sleeping

Doing It

  • H4NZ rebuilds his drone!
  • Popo is spreading gossip about Filip
    • Talking to a PSS guy & says Filip did some stuff w/ Bono K. Rono's wife Lana
  • Popo asks CHIVES about their CHIVES network
    • Elysia has info exchange for the CHIVES units
    • Informing Elysia informs all CHIVES
  • Popo tells Elysia that some staff were doing improper things at the party
    • Keys app beeps, has complaint form
    • Forwards to Theo for analysis
      • Disclaims liability
      • Forced arbitration
      • Tells Popo its OK
  • Billy Naise tries to make peace w/ Vorliynns
    • Offers the PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover
      • Not keen
    • Offers Bionic Trimmer, hydrolic mayo-based hedge trimmr
      • "But does it hurt the plants"
      • "WHO GIVES A SHIT!"
      • "I do" /reblocks Naise
    • Somebody films it, runs over
      • Tries to sell a subscription
      • 100 jars to "Crawler"
        • Contract to ship to New Elysium on-demand signed!
        • 3 Xhoses too!
      • "As a former brothel owner..." - is Billy Naise now an ex-whoremonger?
  • Rono K Bono is mad about Filip
  • Popo gets disguised as Batman
    • Filip sees Popo
    • DOES NARUTO RUN TO FLEE
  • Billy Naise sees Filip
    • Filip tries to cancel the mayo order he made when drunk @ party
    • Billy Naise upsells him MayoGlide MAXXX: Phantom Edition (for when you need the barest mayo flavour on your cock) instead of cancelling
    • Also tries to sell him Cutting Board Lubtricant
      • Steinwergen hears & asks
      • Billy Naise gives him an 8oz sample size bottle
      • Billy tells him about the Mayonette Community Forums
  • DatMan (Popo) is running around the resort
    • Real person w/ a 14-movie series about him??
    • H4NZ recognized DatMan is Popo
    • DatMan is here for some tiddies.
    • H4NZ' drone has a tofinkle refridgirator in it
    • Volkas is dumb & thinks DatMan eating tofinkle is normal.
  • Ad for Theo plays!
    • The Absalom Albatross of Assets
    • HE'LL WRITE YOUR WILL. REAL TIGHT.
    • Eagle noises play.
    • EAGLES.
    • CHALLENGE OF TRUUUUUUUUUUUTH.
  • Vorilynn tells Theo not to smoke in the park
    • Elysia gives Theo a floaty raft to hang out in the water
  • Morning dawns
    • Billy wakes up by a pond (BECAUSE MY WIFE KICKED ME OUT), sees refleciton
    • Weird lesion on neck???
    • Uses PediVac, the world's first mayo-based callous remover, to try to remove it
    • DOES NOT HELP. WEIRD DISEASED FLESH UNVEILED.
    • Fells compelled to keep using PediVac
    • Dwarf comes to see what's up, tries to take PediVac away. RESISTED.
    • REALIZES THE WOUND IS NOT REAL!
    • Skin is quite red
    • Billy goes after the dwarf, sell him a PediVac, MayoGlide MAXX, or a Mayonette subscription
      • He gets REALLY mad when I mention the mayonettes and becomes very hostile
      • Billy fucks off
  • All the guests are slightly on edge.
    • Volkas and H4NZ speculate that it may be the Golarions coming to take everone away.
  • Billy visits 3 people in a room
    • MayoGlide MAXXX will keep your cocktail cold all day!
    • Adds some mayo to a drink
    • One guy is horrified
    • They are not into it
    • They toss Billy out politely
  • Volkas uses a GoFlex 300
  • Billy Naise meets Bruce the IT dude
    • Pays 10.99 to preorder MayoGlide PROTECC
    • Buys 1 jar of MayoGlide MAXX: Spectral Edition
    • Buys 1 PediVac!
    • Starts doing something gross to his back :/
  • Popo strong-arms Filip into another foot facial
    • Billy Naise bursts in and interrupts it!
    • Dr. Sidrani is apparently very intelligent, maybe she'll become a Mayonette!
  • Billy & Volkas have nightmares
    • Billy forgot his pants on his first day of sales school & wife bit his penis again
    • Volkas dreams that Golarians were just peasants (:O)
  • Billy feels something SPEAKING TO ME
    • Asking me to let it in
    • LETS IT IN.
    • Billy Naise hears his own voice inside of his head
    • LET A SECOND BILLY NAISE IN!!!
  • Billy has an unfortunate interaction w/ Dr. Sidrani
    • Ends up lubeing himself up w/ MayoGlide MAXXX and the Mayonge while standing on a table
    • Security comes to intervene
    • Billy is too slow, they stun him before he can shoot :(
    • Taken to a brig aboard a Ringworks Sentinel to cool off, will be released later
  • Filip has a black eye
    • Popo wants to pick up where they left off
    • Emotionlessly finishes up ;-)
  • Volkas bites glass and eats glass shards???
    • Security insists he visit the doctor
    • Spoogles "Signs of Ghost Possesion"
      • Bad at spoogle
      • Ends up finding a Golarian TV show, thinks the Golarians wanted him to eat glass
  • Not-Naise voice enters Naise's head again
    • Beckons to give in
    • Tries to sell the demonic voice mayo, it's not keen
      • It says 'forget' and makes Naise forget about it
    • Two competing Billy Naise voices in Naise's head are all that are left
  • Volkas starts noticing injuries
    • Ghosts are servants of th Ancient Golarions
  • Theo sees a Mayonge ad!
    • Calls Billy to ask how many of those actually sell ...
    • Thought he saw Billy walking by while he was on call w/ Theo?
  • Popo sees an ad
    • Shopping for a dream come true ...
    • When you're shoppin for a dream come true! A little package of some human stew, all depends on who you're talkin' to. Don't you worry bout a thing because you know I got the foods for youu--uuuuu. So you want to eat your wife when she's in her weddin' gown? Well, the law would only try to put you down! That's a migraine and a half I won't put you through! I'm the people merchant! Meats are us! I do the butcher service, with no damn fuu---uuusss!
    • BABY MERCHANT-based ad for
    • PEOPLE MERCHANT, MEATS-R-US
    • BUTCHER SERVICE. NO DAMN FUSS.
    • Ad for Veskarium Rockarium!
  • Popo tries to block ads
    • Gets some stuff about corporate partner parnters
    • K-on Reese is CEO of Eclipse Innovations, info about him is redacted
    • Popo asks Theo
      • Theo is stumped, maybe K-on just likes his privacy
    • Popo is SUSPICIOUS.
    • Theo finds some more info about the app
      • Eclipse Innovations made the app, consultation by Romi
      • Theo suggests she go visit Romi
  • Popo sees Filip giving someone a foot facial right in the middle of the hallway!?!
    • Popo imagind it. It's just a weird chair.
  • Romi says they've tinkered with the app a lot
    • Didn't follow a lot of guidelines ...
    • Did a lot of the initial work on the app tho
    • Popo asks about the CEO
    • Romi has met Reese before, he was a quiet fellow
    • K-ON has a purple suit & a cybernetic arm
      • Think he's from Kuvakera on Verces
      • Native Verthani (advanced planet!)
  • Billy nearly assaults Dr. Sidrani, is arrested
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