Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-22

• We are inside the Grinstar!

Doing It

• Volkas tries exposition and we give him shit
  • He got onto that from a mutiny but his story had no mutiny in it???
  • Junk interrupts Volkas
  • Him and Pako used to work on a wild-west style planet
  • They fought crime boss Mr. Big
  • Ambushed Pako & killed :(
  • OMG it ended up being a Titanic: The Animted Film reference lmao
  • MUCHO GUSTO
  • Also this story was in between shits
• Junk is fondling Scooter
• Volkas talks to the AI glove (Sauramet)
  • Know much about Mr. Happy the Technolich?
  • Doesn't know about Mr. Happy specifically, but suggests an EMP to kill a technolich
• We try to bully Scooter into going out first
  • Popo gives him his pants back & Junk gets one last ass-slap in
  • Scooter is crying
• The bay smells like blown up shit, so Theo lifebubbles the party.
  • Popo gives Scooter a plastic bag to help him with the smell.
  • He puts it on his head and starts dying.
  • "Your magic is so powerful!"
• There is a door to exit the bay; it's damaged and opening/closing
  • "As former employees, we would be remiss to let this SHOSHA (Space OSHA) violation to continue!"
  • H4NZ fixes the door & we clamber under it
• Alarm going off in the hall - Lucielle's voice telling everyone about the hull breach
  • We find a screen down the hall flashing red
  • It's a directory!
  • Tofinkle Reserve
  • HappyBot Manufacturing & HotSwap
  • End of Adventure Trash Compactor
  • Reeducational Resort / Prison Pod
  • Sever Room & Power Core
  • 75% of the Grinstar's mass is dedicated to armour, weapon systems, and power
• Robot army?
  • Volkas thinks Mr. Happy could just posses them if we go make a bunch of robots
  • Maybe it's better to blow it up so he can't reinforce the Grinstar
  • Theo asks Junk to go scout it out and see if it's producing robots & if its worth sabatgoing
  • JUNK RUNS DOWN THE HALL IN A RANDOM DIRECTION SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER
  • Well fuck.
  • He randomly gets to HappyBot Fabrication!
• Fabrication room - tempered glass w/ a large door to see in
  • 3D printer w/ a huge conveyor
  • It's actively producing robots with lots of guns
  • Places chips in their heads at the end of the process & then screws on a HappyCo Smile Faceplate.
• Junk tries to shoot the door open, fails, and then chews on it
  • H4NZ remote hacks it open while Junk chews on the door lol
  • Junk wildly fires a laser machinegun
  • Starts destroying the factory & robots
  • Rifle gets stuck firing when Junk drops it lmao
    • REFLEX SAVE DOE!
• Theo calls for Junk to bring him a battery from the manufactory
  • Junk throws one at Theo
  • Theo uses his shiny new Explosive Blast to fire the battery into the room and BLOW IT UP
  • We blow it up.
  • Lucielle: "HappyBot Fabrication Destroyed" -- sending reserve HappyBots to hunt us down :-(
  • We decide to head for the prison pod next.
• HappyBots come at us saying "HAPPY HAPPY DESTROY THEO WATTLEWAGGLER"
  • Theo says Happy Happy -- they want that way!
  • Everyone else points them that way too
  • Most of the HappyBots buy our bullshit (Popo rolled a nat20 on bluff) and head off, but some stay & scan us
  • H4NZ disrupts the bot that says he's calling for reinforcements
  • We start fucking them up
• Woooow they have a flamethrower and it hurts
  • Junk does a DOUBLE CRIT YO
  • Scooter tries to flee, but Theo yells at him to attack with the teleportato
  • He hits a robot w/ the teleportato and then it starts shaking violently where it landed.
  • HappyBot shoots the teleportato :o
    • The teleportato is destroyed. A pile of ash is all that remains.
  • Scooter goes apeshit and tries to punch the robot
  • H4NZ tries to override another bot!
    • Boo failed :-(
• Scooter finds a massive gun
  • He can't actually lift it
  • He fires a huge line of plasma from the gun on the floor lmao
  • Mr. Unseen holds it for him
• We find a massive pit.
  • We have Scooter (try) to toss the lid from one of the crates into the pit.
  • He can't lift it lol
  • Volkas throws the lid
  • "I'd toss Popo but not Scooter"
  • We do not ever hear the lid hit the bottom (wew)
  • Scooter is climbing a wire across the bottomless pit.
  • There is nothing over there. There's a room on the far side though!
  • Scooter tries to jump the 5ft gap to the other room
    • Yeah no. He's gunna fall and die.
    • Popo snaps into action w/ the jetpack and tries to grab Scooter
    • Scooter flubs and ends up grabbing Popo's foot
    • Popo successfully saves Scooter from dying horribly.
  • Popo finds boxes of robot parts & one with a hard pink susbstance
    • Pink candy bars
    • Popo throws some into the platform in the middle of the pit
    • Scooter makes a bridge w/ the robot parts so he can get back over
  • Popo inspects the door
    • Prison pods inside? but can't open
  • Scooter makes a bridge to go over the larger gap so we can all get to the door
  • Junk tries to be fancy and acrobatic to get over the gap and nearly fucking dies (twice)
• Everyone crosses & we head into the prison area

Homework

• Probably liberate some prisoners? idk
• We need to do something bad to the technolich, get the tofinkle recipe (there is a reserve aboard), and seize the stellar degenerator core