Mary Smalls

Mrs. Mary Smalls is a nice old lady with twenty four grandkids, whom visit her frequently, and the owner of thirty-seven (space)cats.

Creating her Will

Mrs. Smalls saw one of Theo's billboards and contacted him for a consultation. Seeing the potential for $generous consultation fees$ from an elderly client, Theo hit up the nearest Spacera Bread for a plate of brownies and headed to the address.

As soon as Theo saw her home in The Eye, he had her down as a crazy cat lady -- she had cats everywhere.

Mrs. Smalls needed help drawing up a will and setting up a series of trusts so that each cat would be cared for appropriately after she passed. Theo spent the next seven weeks of his life learning about each cat in excruciating detail.

Each grandchild was to receive a cat, with a strict diet and hair product regimen to be followed, lest the Court levy fines on the errant caretaker. And, due to both their advanced age and her lack of sufficient grandchildren, the older cats were to be taken in by Absalom's (apparently) premiere pet care service, Cat Paradise.

Mrs. Smalls was not merely a crazy cat lady, though. She was an absurdly rich crazy cat lady. With the trustee fees and Theo's own fee figured in, she spent something north of 1.2m credits. When it was over, Mrs. Smalls was Wattlewaggler & Associates' biggest legitimate client.

Theo does not know much about the source of her wealth; the seven weeks or meetings were consumed by the minutiae of cat trust conditions. He did notice several items of Starfinder Society memorabilia, but was never got a close look at any of it.

During his time there, Theo observed a number of her grandchildren. It seems that their parents were keen on using her as a daycare service; the younger grandchildren were dumped at her house. She also frequently had to excuse herself from Theo's consultation to call her other grandchildren and check up on them.

Move to Trucs Bout à Bout & Death

Vivian Smalls established a sexual boutique called Trucs Bout à Bout on Absalom station and invited her grandmother to live there. While Mary was decidedly not on offer, she did enjoy the company of the other prostitutes and ended up in a relationship.

Cats

#	Name	Description	Trust Fund - Amount	Left To Grandchild
1	Robin	This small adult cat is female. She has a short fawn tabby coat with white toes. She has a short, narrow face and is quite heavy. She is a picky eater, is a bit excitable, and will jump on any available lap.	21,069 CR	Glen Leonard
2	Gaman	This small adult cat is male. He has a long white coat with a lilac sepia hood and tail with spotting on his back. He has a short, broad face and is quite heavy. He is especially fond of fish, is very excitable, and is very friendly.	19,610 CR	Erma Flores
3	Mabon	This small adult cat is female. She has a short fawn coat. She has a short, average-width face and is of average weight. She is a picky eater, is a bit lazy, and is cautious around strangers.	33,130 CR	Sophie Carpenter
4	Chef	This small old cat is male. He has a short cream sepia coat. He has a medium-length, average-width face and is a bit pudgy. He will eat almost anything in sight, is very excitable, and will jump on any available lap.	6,341 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
5	Castel	This average-sized old cat is female. She has a medium-length cinnamon mink coat with white legs and underbody. She has a short, broad face and is fairly muscular. She is especially fond of fish, is very excitable, and is very friendly.	9,360 CR	Jenny Carpenter
6	Kratos	This small middle-aged cat is male. He has a short chocolate sepia coat. He has a short, narrow face and is quite muscular. He is especially fond of chicken, is very excitable, and is cautious around strangers.	23,364 CR	Hector Carpenter
7	Gavrie	This small old cat is male. He has a short fawn tabby coat with white locket and underbody. He has a short, narrow face and is quite heavy. He is especially fond of beef, is very excitable, and is very shy.	6,946 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
8	Atherol	This large young cat is male. He has a medium-length seal point coat. He has a short, narrow face and is somewhat thin. He is especially fond of chicken, is a bit lazy, and is cautious around strangers.	23,824 CR	Harriet Carpenter
9	Barbados	This large young cat is male. He has a medium-length white coat with a lilac chinchilla hood and tail with a spot on his back. He has a short, broad face and is quite thin. He is especially fond of beef, pounces anything that moves, and is cautious around strangers.	15,224 CR	Vivian Carpenter
10	Van	This average-sized adult cat is male. He has a short white coat with a red chinchilla hood and tail with a spot on his back. He has a short, average-width face and is quite muscular. He is especially fond of fish, is very playful, and is very shy.	31,817 CR	Elizabeth Carpenter
11	Serilda	This large adult cat is female. She has a short white coat with small blue tabby spots. She has a short, broad face and is fairly muscular. She is a picky eater, is a bit excitable, and is very friendly.	19,748 CR	Mable Carpenter
12	Sarea	This small old cat is male. He has a short white coat. He has a short, broad face and is quite heavy. He is especially fond of fish, is very lazy, and is very shy.	5,037 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
13	Wanetta	This average-sized middle-aged cat is male. He has a short fawn coat. He has a short, average-width face and is quite muscular. He is especially fond of fish, is a bit lazy, and is very shy.	39,936 CR	Norman Drake
14	Aria	This large middle-aged cat is male. He has a long cream point coat with a white locket and chin. He has a short, broad face and is quite muscular. He is a picky eater, pounces anything that moves, and is very friendly.	44,536 CR	Christie Day
15	Mimsy	This average-sized adult cat is female. She has a short flame mink coat. She has a short, average-width face and is somewhat thin. She is especially fond of beef, is a bit excitable, and is cautious around strangers.	33,433 CR	Thomas Carpenter
16	Sharon	This small middle-aged cat is male. He has a medium-length white coat. He has a medium-length, broad face and is a bit pudgy. He will eat almost anything in sight, pounces anything that moves, and is very shy.	29,310 CR	Kristi Joseph
17	Sirena	This large adult cat is female. She has a long blue sepia coat. She has a short, narrow face and is quite muscular. She is a picky eater, is very playful, and is cautious around strangers.	30,018 CR	Tami Day
18	Zana	This large adult cat is male. He has a long fawn tabby point coat. He has a long, broad face and is a bit pudgy. He is especially fond of fish, is very lazy, and is cautious around strangers.	43,025 CR	Annie Carpenter
19	Cupcake	This small adult cat is male. He has a medium-length flame sepia coat with white toes and nose. He has a short, average-width face and is quite muscular. He is a picky eater, pounces anything that moves, and will jump on any available lap.	21,695 CR	Clarence Drake
20	Soleil	This average-sized middle-aged cat is male. He has a short lilac tabby coat with a white chest. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is of average weight. He is especially fond of beef, is a bit excitable, and is very shy.	29,706 CR	Erma Flores
21	Darnell	This small middle-aged cat is male. He has a long chocolate tabby coat. He has a short, narrow face and is fairly muscular. He is especially fond of beef, is a bit lazy, and will jump on any available lap.	37,559 CR	Lionel Day
22	Jed	This large old cat is male. He has a medium-length chocolate tabby coat. He has a short, average-width face and is quite muscular. He is a picky eater, pounces anything that moves, and is very shy.	6,632 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
23	Baruch	This small adult cat is female. She has a short white coat with a tortoiseshell hood and tail. She has a short, broad face and is of average weight. She is especially fond of beef, is very lazy, and will jump on any available lap.	18,725 CR	Krista Carpenter
24	Keenan	This large middle-aged cat is male. He has a short cinnamon chinchilla coat. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is fairly muscular. He is especially fond of fish, pounces anything that moves, and is cautious around strangers.	27,648 CR	Loretta Drake
25	Conand	This small old cat is male. He has a medium-length seal sepia coat. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is somewhat thin. He will eat almost anything in sight, is very excitable, and is very shy.	8,919 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
26	Doofus	This large adult cat is male. He has a medium-length white coat with a chocolate tabby spots of assorted shapes and sizes. He has a short, broad face and is fairly muscular. He is especially fond of fish, is a bit excitable, and is very shy.	41,415 CR	Jared Day
27	Colonel	This average-sized old cat is male. He has a medium-length white coat with a cinnamon tabby hood and tail with spotting on his back. He has a short, average-width face and is quite muscular. He is especially fond of beef, is very excitable, and prefers to be left alone.	8,381 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
28	Sammon	This average-sized old cat is male. He has a medium-length white coat with a large gray tabby spot on his back. He has a medium-length, average-width face and is quite thin. He is especially fond of chicken, is a bit lazy, and is cautious around strangers.	8,932 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
29	Hemal	This large old cat is female. She has a short fawn sepia coat. She has a short, narrow face and is quite heavy. She is especially fond of chicken, is a bit excitable, and will jump on any available lap.	8,150 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
30	Timeus	This average-sized middle-aged cat is male. He has a short white coat with a large cinnamon tabby point spot on his back. He has a short, narrow face and is fairly muscular. He will eat almost anything in sight, is very lazy, and is very friendly.	16,981 CR	April Drake
31	Rhino	This large adult cat is male. He has a short cinnamon point coat. He has a short, average-width face and is fairly muscular. He will eat almost anything in sight, is a bit lazy, and is very friendly.	29,298 CR	Krystal Day
32	Oz	This large adult cat is male. He has a short white coat with a fawn tabby hood and tail with spotting on his back. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is a bit pudgy. He will eat almost anything in sight, is a bit excitable, and is very friendly.	43,800 CR	Harriet Carpenter
33	Zachie	This small middle-aged cat is male. He has a short cinnamon tabby point coat with white legs and underbody. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is quite heavy. He is a picky eater, pounces anything that moves, and prefers to be left alone.	31,766 CR	Harriet Carpenter
34	Bogart	This small adult cat is female. She has a short black coat with white toes and chest. She has a medium-length, broad face and is quite heavy. She is especially fond of beef, is very excitable, and will jump on any available lap.	25,590 CR	Erma Flores
35	Cubby	This large middle-aged cat is male. He has a short cinnamon chinchilla coat. He has a medium-length, narrow face and is a bit pudgy. He is especially fond of fish, is very excitable, and is very shy.	33,007 CR	Christy Drake
36	Burr	This average-sized adult cat is female. She has a medium-length flame sepia coat with a white neck and chest, chin, and underbody. She has a long, narrow face and is fairly muscular. She is especially fond of chicken, is a bit excitable, and prefers to be left alone.	20,460 CR	Elizabeth Carpenter
37	Rashid	This small old cat is male. He has a long blue tabby point coat. He has a short, narrow face and is quite heavy. He is especially fond of chicken, pounces anything that moves, and is very shy.	6,206 CR	Cat Paradise, LLC
38	Tiddlewinkins	Unknown	n/a	n/a
39	Jojo	Unknown	n/a	n/a
40	Isaiah J Tompson	Unknown	n/a	n/a
41	Biscuit	Biscuit was mistaken for a cat by the elderly Mrs. Smalls, but in truth is a feral Skittermander.	n/a	n/a