Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15

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Doing it

  • Garbage disposal tube has a bottomless void at the ends
    • Junk threw a TV in there and it disappeared
    • Scan of garbage indicates it is REAL, not a simulation
    • Not magic garbage
  • Slammed two cans of radiation together, green slime came out of the cracks
    • Organic
  • FIVE PIRATES
    • We try to flig garbage at them, but instead jam the garbage into our own ship
    • Some pirates believe our bluff about a radiactive shotgun; ones in front RUN THE FUCK away
    • 3 ran away
    • Last two stood their ground. We critically damaged one, then smashed it into the other ship with our tractor beam!
    • We destroy them & pick up the remaining trash for disposal
  • Mr. Happy declares us an eternal team forever until we die.
  • Teleported to Mental Faculties test with a puzzle
    • with classical music
  • 3 buttons, swaps maze config. Have to remember configurations and advance through by flipping them to reach the three goal consoles
    • Voice tells us puzzle was randomly generated and possibly impossible
    • lecture lucille on being racist. all ysoki don't enjoy mazes.
  • We are the only survivors of the interview.
    • Holographic confetti and horn toots!
  • Shit. Surprise training module. It's going to explode in 9 minutes and kill us.
    • The confetti is NOT poisonous
    • 'Exit' sign pointing north
    • Presents Gowen w/ business card so she can...turn it into a paper plane?
    • We suck at jumping. We keep falling off the pillars in the lava room.
    • Lazer room
      • "I continue to lick the button, hard." - Junk
    • We win! Invited to speak with Mr. Happy himself
      • Only team to ever win the interview
  • Teleported to Mr Happy's room

Homework

  • Design a Love Class Explorer
    • T2 starship, Explorer model