Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-15

Doing it

• Garbage disposal tube has a bottomless void at the ends
  • Junk threw a TV in there and it disappeared
  • Scan of garbage indicates it is REAL, not a simulation
  • Not magic garbage
• Slammed two cans of radiation together, green slime came out of the cracks
  • Organic
• FIVE PIRATES
  • We try to flig garbage at them, but instead jam the garbage into our own ship
  • Some pirates believe our bluff about a radiactive shotgun; ones in front RUN THE FUCK away
  • 3 ran away
  • Last two stood their ground. We critically damaged one, then smashed it into the other ship with our tractor beam!
  • We destroy them & pick up the remaining trash for disposal
• Mr. Happy declares us an eternal team forever until we die.
• Teleported to Mental Faculties test with a puzzle
  • with classical music
• 3 buttons, swaps maze config. Have to remember configurations and advance through by flipping them to reach the three goal consoles
  • Voice tells us puzzle was randomly generated and possibly impossible
  • lecture lucille on being racist. all ysoki don't enjoy mazes.
• We are the only survivors of the interview.
  • Holographic confetti and horn toots!
• Shit. Surprise training module. It's going to explode in 9 minutes and kill us.
  • The confetti is NOT poisonous
  • 'Exit' sign pointing north
  • Presents Gowen w/ business card so she can...turn it into a paper plane?
  • We suck at jumping. We keep falling off the pillars in the lava room.
  • Lazer room
    • "I continue to lick the button, hard." - Junk
  • We win! Invited to speak with Mr. Happy himself
    • Only team to ever win the interview
• Teleported to Mr Happy's room

Homework

• Design a Love Class Explorer
  • T2 starship, Explorer model