Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-03-20
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Doing It
- As we enter the priosn, we see rooms
- Left has a big screen wall that says "NPCs"
- Top = Main Characters room
- Right = Max Security
- Ad on the top screen: Gentle hillside, midieval setting (knights riding horses and shit), "Golari-land"
- We enter the "NPC" room
- A bunch of people are absently standing around
- Junk tries to eat the hair of Tavern Wench & she does not react
- Junk bites some cables at the back of her neck accidentally
- Junk continues biting people while we examine the plugged in people
- Theo examines a terminal
- Directory of Golari-land NPCs
- 9 currently active NPCs, but there are thousands registered
- "Active?"
- It seems to be some kind of VR thing, so active == they're in the Golari-land sim
- H4NZ makes a medicine check to see if severing the cable will kill the "NPC"
- H4NZ believes the machine could harm the people -- it is directly interfaced to their brains
- Recommends against cutting the cables; could leave them braindead
- H4NZ suggests finding an admin terminal to release them enmasse
- We go looking around
- We find a knight and some kind of necromancer
- Junk finds no weapons after fondling one
- Another directory, but for Main Characters (2 active here, but 100 active in total)
- We find Paul F. Rye strapped into a chair & plugged in
- H4NZ asks if Paul has been a pawn this whole time ...
- Junk notices that our names are written on signs above the empty seats...
- He sits in the chair & gets jacked in to Golari-land
- Theo examines the terminal. It is very secure.
- H4NZ and Theo are able to hack through its security.
- Does not give us access to the other directories
- Asks for a PW when we try to free Paul F. Rye
- PW tofinkle / PIN 1234
- Paul is released
- Paul is all fucked up a she comes out
- He was in a tavern and was about to get the shit beat out of him
- Doesn't know where he is
- HappyCo kidnapped him and put him here after his failed attempt to betray us
- Was in Hap-salom City of Golari-land
- MaxSec prisoners are not invulnerable to pain in Golari-land, but normal people don't feel pain
- Paul doesn't know who the other MaxSec prisoner is
- Brain and organs floating in a jar, in a business suit.
- Call Scooter over, there's an advanced exoskeleton in there
- No idea wtf the jar is
- Prisoner is Dr. Itarn Legehirn, same pass/PIN does not let him out
- Paul says it was a stupid guess
- I ask Paul what the combination on his luggage is --- 669
- It's wrong too lol
- I call Paul stupid
- I hack the computer harder and get the two encrypted passwords for the remaining prisoners
- Not enough info tho
- We don't think blowing the servers up would be a good idea
- We get into the White Knight's account & a dossier
- Bio says he's a hero of Hap-salom, greets newcomers, take them on an adventure to destroy Necromancer Nate
- Undead overrunning Hapsalom
- Bio says he's a hero of Hap-salom, greets newcomers, take them on an adventure to destroy Necromancer Nate
- He seems to have lost his mind and isn't really a person anymore
- We tell the White Night that Paul F. Rye works for the necromancer & let the white knight out of his manacles
- White Knight runs over to Paul and starts beating the shit out of him
- Release Old Begger and he's fukin crazy too
- He knows the White Knight and say he's gr8
- Release all NPCs
- They're all great
- Assassin wants to kill Junk Sniksnak
- We tell the White Knight that this place is full of armoured magic constructs working for the necromancer
- He should take everyone and go on a crusade
- The whore Madame Promiscua has a thing w/ the Knight and he doesn't want her in danger
- The Madame wanted some of Popo until the Knight was like u up 🍆
- Most of the NPCs keep walking into walls
- "You look new, not much of a rind on u ;)"
- Some of them go w/ the Knight to go kill constructs
- We give the beggar a scrap of metal and he tries to hit up the whore
- Suggest Scooter downloads whatever data he can from the sim
- Inverting the hypotenuse of the triangle decrypts the passwords
- We're In.
- The Dr's bio is ULTIMATE NEMESIS
- Fuck yeah, we need Mr. Happy's nemesis.
- WAKEY WAKEY
- He approaches us.
- GREETINGS. I AM DOCTOR ITAR LEGEHIRN. THANK YOU FOR RELEASING ME.
- Wants to know what year it is
- Has been inside sim for 57 years
- He is happy we're here to murder Mr. Happy
- Doctor releases Junk faster than I can
- Doctor was engaged in intense combat w/ Mr. Happy
- Doctor had robotic minions to fight
- Mr. Happy used unicorn dust producing bazookas (lol nice)
- Mr. Happy destroyed some of his exoskeleton with
mAgIcand his head fell off - Mr. Happy opened his head up and let the fluids out
- Doctor barely survived :-(
- Kept him alive, stole his robot tech (o fuq) and imprisoned him
- Volkas asked about their reletionship before the fight
- Worked together, Uni collegues
- (the one in the sun that we met the dude who gave us the degenerator carrying case)
- Paul F. Rye has bled to death.
- His head is an unrecognizable pulp
- Junk collects some Paul F. Rye meat
- We head into the hallways w/ the Doctor
- Directory: Server Room & Power Core, Tofinkle Reserve, HappyBot facilities are broken, prison pods are broken
- TO THE TIFINKLE RESERVES!
- Metal door, cold cryo mist coming from under the door
- Has a combination lock, Theo doesn't know wtf this is
- H4NZ identifies it as a combination lock & we have to spin to win
- Theo asks Volkas to use FIRE SWORD to fuck it up
- Doctor offers to help while we think about the best way to fuck the door up
- Volkas is using his flame doshko like a welding torch
- Rippin it up
- H4NZ wonders why he has this insecure shitty door
- v0v
- Volkas carves the door open
- Inside, we see glass vats full of pinkish purplish frozen TOFINKLE :D all labelled
- Computer w/ lots of flashing neon signs saying "SECRET RECIPE HERE"
- Doctor says it's obviously a trap
- H4NZ tries to hack it remotely from the other side of the wall
- Before the computer explodes, H4NZ is flooded with a HUGE amount of info
- H4NZ fails will save, mind is filled with pink (missing texture pink) fluid
- HE KNOWS THE RECIPE but it is driving him insane
- This substance contains everything in the known universe. It is beautiful.
- We see H4NZ twitching and acting weird
- H4NZ rolls a nat1 on his next will save, goes deeper into tifinkle daze
- H4NZ is back with us, but ... different
- H4NZ sees tofinkle everywhere.
- Onwards to the server room & power core.
- Things start getting hot near the server room
- We hear LOUD NOISE coming from the other side
- We enter a v.hot server room
- We hear Luceille
- She recognizes the Doctor & is not amused
- She won't let us in
- Doctor fucks around at a terminal & unlocks the door Lucielle didn't want us going in
- Mr Happy uses 'tofinkle' as the PW for everything
- We enter the power core.
- Mr. Happy is floating in a weird cloud
- We were his favorite employees
- THEN BECOMES ANGRY
- Metal slams against the door behind us & mechanisms whirr, he locks us in
- Says he'll disintegrate us
- Another Mr. Happy slides off the rack of mr. happys, taps on the one in the cloud, and the one in the cloud teleports back
- He lived on Golarion
- Wants to forge his empire
- We engage Mr. Happy.
- Volkas throws some grenades at the rack of Mr. Happy bodies
- H4NZ tries to remote hack Lucielle & stop the conveyor or have it drop them all into the abyss
- He hacks in, but she does not control that conveyor
- He disables her commlink so she cannot call for HappyBot Reinforcements
- Popo tries to figure out wtf the purple haze is
- He knows EXACTLY what's happening (lol nat20) -- Mr. Happy is hopping between bodies (blue aura == active Happy) & any body he isn't inhabiting is much weaker than the one he's in
- Also senses the magic is draining from Mr. Happy while he is in the cloud
- Very radioactive and dangerous too, so don't step in it
- Disrupting Mr. Happy may reduce the radius of the radioactive cloud
- Popo tries to dispel magic
- He knows EXACTLY what's happening (lol nat20) -- Mr. Happy is hopping between bodies (blue aura == active Happy) & any body he isn't inhabiting is much weaker than the one he's in
- Legehirn obliterates the Mr. Happy body in the center :D
- A fresh Mr. Happy activates and pisses acid out on H4NZ and Volkas
- Scooter rolls a nat20 on initative and goes charging into the radioactive cloud
- He is instantly immolated. The teleportato appears between Theo and the Doctor.
- Junk shoots the degenerator core.
- Nothing bad happens
- H4NZ' drone can enter the radiaiton cloud
- Doctor is sawing the Mr. Happy conveyor line
- Mr. Unseen seems to be drained by the energy cloud, but my summoned robot is OK
- Energy line forms on the degenerator after Theo catches it in an explosive blast
- Volkas smashes Lucielle with his hammer.
- Summoned robot is not able to move the degenerator :-(
- Junk continues firing on the degenerator core.
- H4NZ's drone takes the degenerator case thing from Volkas and tries to contain it
- Drone has arms
- Casing is two halves that need to be put around it
- Drone makes a dex check .................. rolls a 6 :-(
- The main Mr. Happy may have an aura that deflects energy attacks?
Homework
- Kill Mr. Happy
- Contain the Degenerator
- Move my summoned robot over to H4NZ' drone and prepare an action to help contain the degenerator !
I have 9 charges left on my shield thing.
