Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-05-24
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Doing It
- Volkas has scheduled a shuttle to gtfo
- Theo joins him to try and depart
- Securiry guards blocking exit
- Dr Lowman has quarentined the resort, some sort of disease
- No updates on missing journalist
- Billy Naise returns from docks, was in prison
- Tries to sell the guards stuff
- Creeps Theo and Volkas out
- Billy gets a phone call
- Invited to join Dr. Lomer and Virlae in the sun room
- Pauses to harass Vorlynn, but CHIVES won't help this time
- Billy bumps in to Theo & Volkas at elevators
- Volkas gets a sample of mayo lotion on his arm.
- Unblocks Billy to avoid future walk-by mayo-ings
- Volkas & Theo visit the clinic
- Sidrani looks exhausted
- Stewards are coming
- Doesn't know what the illness is, or what is causing it
- Psychological thing, many guests are seeing visions & hearing voices, self-harm
- Billy meets w/ Dr Lomer & Vilnae in sunroom
- Gets naked at their suggestion
- Virlae randomly gets offended for no reason and attacks Billy
- Crawler starts filming it & egging Virlae on
- "Look at my penis!" "Oh I'm filmin' it buddy, I'm filmin' it"
- Billy returns to clinic for treatment
- Theo senses mystical corruption in Billy
- It is trying to hide its true nature
- Buzzblades (Virlae & Lomer) have been affected, as well as Filip
- Popo can't find Filip
- Lomer is in the sunroom, Keys directs us there
- Lomer complains of odd halucinations, like all her teeth falling out
- Theo examines Lomer while Volkas & Popo ask her what she's been experiencing
- As Lomer becomes more agitated by the interrogation, sense more and more dark energy welling up in her
- Similar energy to Billy, but less intense
- Popo attempts a dispell magic
- Fails
- We go to try a dispel on Billy
- Billy is going to leave, Theo resignedly asks about MayoGlide MAXXX
- Buys 1 cola-flavoured mayo for 15c
- Dispel has no effect
- H4NZ sees an ad for a new <??>
- Ad plays, and then everything dissolves into Tofinkle
- Mr. Happy appears and starts laughing insanely
- AD ENDS.
- H4NZ decides its a halucination, examines himself, is not diseased.
- Notes guests are more agitated during activities, so it may be stress-induced
- Syncs up w/ Theo on what they know, H4NZ joins investigation party
- Spanish ad plays on Volkas' comm unit
- Paco's Taco's ad (lol)
- Seemed a bit /off/ to Volkas, it's supposed to be an ad for half off beans
- But beans started EXPLODING and blood was oozing out of the cup
- With a nat20 Lawyer roll, Theo determines Billy Naise is definitely up to some shady tax evasion shit
- Detect Magic on Billy as he becomes more agitated w/ his sales pitch to Volkas
- There is magic, but it's elusive & nothing can be determined
- Volkas sprays Billy with ghost-b-gone
- Detect Magic again does not show any change in the dark energy
- Volkas spoogles "how to cure curses"
- Finds article by some random Kasathan blogger mom
- Talks a lot about her home remedy for cursee: Urine Therapy!
- Bathe in your own piss after storing it for three days, mix it w/ lavendar and sage
- Billy sprays Volkas w/ a mayo perfume
- Popo thinks Volkas' piss idea may have merit
- Billy breaks in to Bruce's workshop/lab/IT helpdesk room
- Bruce is watching porn
- Bruce throws cheese doodles at Billy
- Billy wants to sell him mayo
- Said he's filming everything
- Bruce threatens to kill Billy if Billy shows anyone the tape
- Popo asks Elysia where the urine is kept
- Elysia is like "u wot m8"
- Waste is held somewhere on the asteroid pending electrolization
- Only security & janitorial personnel are authorized in the waste storage area
- Janitorial duties belong to CHIVES
- H4NZ suggests talking to a historian?
- Volkas asks Keys if any historians are around
- Sathisa the journalist knew some stuff, but is missing.
- Speak w/ Kaines (the asshole) can show us footage of journalist
- Theo calls him. Goes about as well as expected.
- H4NZ suggests Crawler, the ysoki running around with a GoPro, may have some info about Sathisa
- We hear weird noises from his room
- We knock
- LOTS of weird noises :?
- Mayo all over
- Asks if he may have footage of Sathisa that may help us find her !
- Popo offers him more mayo in exchange for help
- "About Sathisa..."
- Was recording Bono K. Rono yelling at Filip at the time
- Room is gross, "I'd say about a 6 on a scale of one to Junk"
- Shows us the footage of Bono K. Rono
- Has a Bono K. Rono pee tape
- H4NZ spoogles curing curses
- Finds lots of info about it
- Identify & remove source of curse, then clean up leftover bad juju
- It is very hard to identify a propertly-crafted curse.
- Theo suggests building a ghost detector to help find the source of the curse
- DAWN OF THE SEVENTH DAY.
- Theo feels something weird in throat
- MONSTEROUS EYE IN MY MOUTH OH GOD
- Disappears when I open and close my mouth
- We book a conference room to start building a ghost detector
- We build a thing
- Popo & Theo make a spell gem w/ a custom Detect Magic spell that's attuned to the dark energy
- H4NZ makes a device that interfaces w/ the gem and dings/clicks as we get closer to the source of the energy
- Takes the day to make !
- Billy continues trying to harass Vorilynn, but she's locked in the groundskeeper hut
- Billy convinces CHIVES to give her a box of mayo-filled chocolates
- Billy leaves mayo right outside the door
- Also a card apologizing
- We turn on the ghost detector
- Rainbow of colours and a bunch of clicks
- Popo spins around the room
- Colour gets more purple & clicking is louder when pointed towards shadows
- Plan on how to use this new device
- Wander around until the device tells us something useful
- Should ask to explore the asteroid
- If they say no, fuck them and explore it anyway
- Spraying the ghost-b-gone doesn't get a reaction from the device
- We do a walk-through in the guest quarters to see if anyone in particular gets a reation from the ghost detector
- Billy is standing in front of Vorilynn's door, staring at it.
- Saying creepy stalker shit
- "I shall have you" -- ghost detector goes PITCH BLACK & then back to normal
- Walk through guest quarters, no reactions from the device as strong as Billy's
- Volkas talks about golarians and creating ghosts
- H4NZ is feeding Volkas' bullshit, suggests factions of Golarians are in-fighting with ghosts to fuck with him
- Volkas spoogles "evil golarians" and ends up on SpaceTube, insane conspiracy videos
- Watches the "Golarian Hunters" TV show
- Downloads eBook written by "Prof" that wrote the Ancient Golarians book -- Ancient Golarians: The True History (what the stewards dont want you to know)
- Billy spent the night smearing mayo on Vorilynn's door.
- Billy gives in to the darkness.
- Billy's touch is freezing the mayo as he smears it.
- His hands look dead and blue.
- Billy draws runes and symbols in the mayo.
- Theo wakes up in a cold sweat, panicking
- Emotions drain away to numbness
- DEADENED EMOTIONS
- Volkas has a vision of a golarian ghost asking him to bang
- Volkas realizes it wasn't real.
Homwork
- Theo has deadened emotions, Billy has dead frozen hands.
- DO SOME GHOST HUNTING.
