Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27

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Doing It

  • Shifty Dude says we're fighting Bassadus the Gold
    • Solarian, manipulating gravity, was Corpse Fleet reaper
    • We ask him about the Don
      • Biggest crime boss in the Pact world
      • He's a talent scout too -- looking for bodies
  • Don Toadloen comes in and tells us we stole travel papers from him
    • He'll forgive us this transgression (No One Steals From The Don) if we deliver the beats to him
  • Fighting Bassadus! Arena looks different
    • Blue fluid in 10 ft deep pit under all the grates, it's cold
    • Iron walls popping up from nowhere
  • Bissitus is a big metal suit of some kind of mech armour with a motionless undead dude in a tube in the middle
    • Some kind of passive PBAoE aura that makes people stuck?
    • He's not triggering the pressure plate stuff. Gravity fuckery, or are they magic?
    • Not super magic. Gowena dildo smashes a grate down.
      • A little magic. It doesn't seem to be too clever though.
  • We drop Bassitus down into a pool of cryogenic liquid.
    • He hops out and a little arm does some repairs
  • H4NZ tries to remote hack Bassitus' suit
    • He hacks in. Can fuck up his repair system, targetting system, or armour.
    • Hinders move speed, move speed halved.
  • He crit fails a cleave and some green slime hits the wall. Was it the poison?
    • His cleave is poisonous. Fort save prevents it from infecting you though!
  • Glass tube w/ undead is cracked and leaking fluid. His repair arm is trying to patch it.
    • H4NZ hacks it again and disabled repair arm
  • Volkas smashes the tube open and a skeleton dude pops out onto the floor.
    • Robot suit starts beeping.
    • And then we smash the skeleton into pieces.
  • H4NZ tries to hack the suit, but fails and accelerates the countdown
    • Gowena has thrown the suit into a pit
    • BOOM. Debris and cryogenic fluid go everywhere.
  • Welp. Bassitus got fucking wrecked. We took more damage from the point-blank explosion than anything he did.
    • Skeletonbody has a Ghoulish Pain Claw (Volkas)
  • Thrall has a cane!!!!!!! (and a hat)
  • Shifty Dude says they're going Hard next time
    • One of Unida's generals
    • It'll be a necromancer, bit of a weirdo - sews dead bodies together
  • Nap time!
  • Weeeeee're back! The weapons are sabotaged.
    • We find some less broken guns.
    • Thrall is a dick about it
    • Gowena trips Thrall & Junk steals his hat
    • WE KEEP THE HAT.
    • Thrall gets laughed at by the crowd because he has no hat
  • Viscount Davidov and his flesh golem dancers
    • Golems charge
    • Theo pops another holographic message: @Stewards - Corpse Fleet trying to seize Stellar Destroyer, leads @ [priority transmission point coordinates]
  • This arena has some pylons that are all turned on. Not sure what they do!
  • Davidov makes a comment about us never being able to hit his squad? Pylons doing something odd?
  • BURST OF MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA WUT
    • Mr. Happy has arrived with Lucielle.
    • "Play my jam."
      • Old Golarian music starts playing
    • He summons a gigantic plasma turret and it obliterates the golems (explodeates).
    • Viscount survives the first round of death.
    • Not the second round. He is, in fact, disintegrated.
    • Junk asks Mr. Happy to murder Thrall. He does so.
  • He does some kind of very very mystical teleport spell that I critically do not identify.
    • We end up in an Eox starport. Happy Soldiers have cleared it out.
    • Happy Soldiers are fucking badass.
    • No air. Life bubble.
  • We get ONE WEEK of vacation!
    • Djeor?
    • Disintegration quota!
    • Our gear is on the ship!