Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-27

Doing It

• Shifty Dude says we're fighting Bassadus the Gold
  • Solarian, manipulating gravity, was Corpse Fleet reaper
  • We ask him about the Don
    • Biggest crime boss in the Pact world
    • He's a talent scout too -- looking for bodies
• Don Toadloen comes in and tells us we stole travel papers from him
  • He'll forgive us this transgression (No One Steals From The Don) if we deliver the beats to him
• Fighting Bassadus! Arena looks different
  • Blue fluid in 10 ft deep pit under all the grates, it's cold
  • Iron walls popping up from nowhere
• Bissitus is a big metal suit of some kind of mech armour with a motionless undead dude in a tube in the middle
  • Some kind of passive PBAoE aura that makes people stuck?
  • He's not triggering the pressure plate stuff. Gravity fuckery, or are they magic?
  • Not super magic. Gowena dildo smashes a grate down.
    • A little magic. It doesn't seem to be too clever though.
• We drop Bassitus down into a pool of cryogenic liquid.
  • He hops out and a little arm does some repairs
• H4NZ tries to remote hack Bassitus' suit
  • He hacks in. Can fuck up his repair system, targetting system, or armour.
  • Hinders move speed, move speed halved.
• He crit fails a cleave and some green slime hits the wall. Was it the poison?
  • His cleave is poisonous. Fort save prevents it from infecting you though!
• Glass tube w/ undead is cracked and leaking fluid. His repair arm is trying to patch it.
  • H4NZ hacks it again and disabled repair arm
• Volkas smashes the tube open and a skeleton dude pops out onto the floor.
  • Robot suit starts beeping.
  • And then we smash the skeleton into pieces.
• H4NZ tries to hack the suit, but fails and accelerates the countdown
  • Gowena has thrown the suit into a pit
  • BOOM. Debris and cryogenic fluid go everywhere.
• Welp. Bassitus got fucking wrecked. We took more damage from the point-blank explosion than anything he did.
  • Skeletonbody has a Ghoulish Pain Claw (Volkas)
• Thrall has a cane!!!!!!! (and a hat)
• Shifty Dude says they're going Hard next time
  • One of Unida's generals
  • It'll be a necromancer, bit of a weirdo - sews dead bodies together
• Nap time!
• Weeeeee're back! The weapons are sabotaged.
  • We find some less broken guns.
  • Thrall is a dick about it
  • Gowena trips Thrall & Junk steals his hat
  • WE KEEP THE HAT.
  • Thrall gets laughed at by the crowd because he has no hat
• Viscount Davidov and his flesh golem dancers
  • Golems charge
  • Theo pops another holographic message: @Stewards - Corpse Fleet trying to seize Stellar Destroyer, leads @ [priority transmission point coordinates]
• This arena has some pylons that are all turned on. Not sure what they do!
• Davidov makes a comment about us never being able to hit his squad? Pylons doing something odd?
• BURST OF MAGIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ARENA WUT
  • Mr. Happy has arrived with Lucielle.
  • "Play my jam."
    • Old Golarian music starts playing
  • He summons a gigantic plasma turret and it obliterates the golems (explodeates).
  • Viscount survives the first round of death.
  • Not the second round. He is, in fact, disintegrated.
  • Junk asks Mr. Happy to murder Thrall. He does so.
• He does some kind of very very mystical teleport spell that I critically do not identify.
  • We end up in an Eox starport. Happy Soldiers have cleared it out.
  • Happy Soldiers are fucking badass.
  • No air. Life bubble.
• We get ONE WEEK of vacation!
  • Djeor?
  • Disintegration quota!
  • Our gear is on the ship!