Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-08

Initial session, woohoo!

Starting

On Absalom
- Oddly specific add recruiting ysoki lawyers to pilot a hermes-class starship
- Come to Komarra Station
head to absalom docks
junk smells, gwen is kind of a dick about it
junk drinks Space Juice, syrupy and old
- doesn't die
HappyCo attendent is a shirren, very unhappy fellow
- ate my business card
Junk broke into a space mobile home & stole some beer
- Gave him my card. He also ate it.
Bus makes weird noises as it departs
- HOLY SHIT REALITY IS IMPLODING
- TELEPORTED OH GOD
- ended up in the middle of a room
Emotive Cookies and Grape Fruit Aide
Lucielle is in charge of the Job Faire Extravaganza
HappyCo is looking for HAPPY SEMEN
Volkas does NOT eat my business card.
- He might be on a mission.
Teleport pads are very magic
Training Module: Training Module
- Pressed red button, contrary to instrutions
- HappyCo voice says we should always press red button!
Combat training module, kill anti-capitalists
- Shitty hologram soldiers x3
- One fucks me up
Gowena's mote wepon is a big black dick, which is solid
- Killing a hologram drops a control cube w/ a button
Hostage Negotiation & Trade Negotiation Module
- Negotiate for slave labour w/ space pirates
- Gowen distracted slavers, I pulled their cage open w/ magic hand
- 6 slaves rushed the 2 slavers, 2 slaves died
- We made two new slaves w/ hologram boxes from previous room
- Reprogrammed one box to make a buff leader slave & hired him w/ slave crew
Aboard rusty Garbage Ship
- Happy Co. Astronautics Intergalactic Sanitation Unit

I think I may have been detained on false premises today? I saw an advertisement for a HappyCo job faire