Starfinder:Adventure Log/2017-12-29

Maid Interlude

• Flashback to repressed memories
• Grant foye, gold doornob, WHY AM I WEARING MAID CLOTHES WHAT THE FUCK
• OH GOD ITS A HAPPYCO TRAINING MODULE
• KissuKissu Space Mansion under supervision of head butler Adolph
  • Adolf is also a ninja bodyguard
  • He has a metal eye + a bunch of his face is coveredin burns
  • Master is Lucifer
    • Young man, grey eyes, fire-red hair
• Win condition: get into Lucifer's secret treasure room
• Maid quarters are in basement. Adolph advises us not to open any other doors down there.
• Maid's quarters, Gardener's Quarters, Adolph's Quarters
  • Maid: three bunks (6 beds), cabinets, closet,
    • Claim a bunk, look in the closet
    • 2nd Edition Bible
• Frok takes a nap.
• Seek Adolph. He's coming out of a room & upset that we saw? and tell us to wait for orientation in foye
  • I go wait on the foye
• Shadow finds the master reading in the living room and acts all awkward. Master gives her some orange juice.
• Attached to foye: kitchen, bathroom, closet
  • Closet is full of brooms and shovels
• Adolph is upset that Lifts-her-tail is not here. He hands us rocks and we head downstairs.
• Lifts-her-tail set a water pail trap on the door. I avoid it when I kick the door in, then throw both rocks at her.
• Adolph bitchslaps her for sleeping. I get up in his face and yell at him for not acting like a gentleman and an officer.
  • Lifts-her-tail helps. He bitchslaps us and then cattleprods us to the kitchen.
• We make the master dinner. It sucks horribly. Lifts-her-tail literally just brings him a bottle of ketchup.
  • I recover by seducing the master.
• We break all the dishes and suck at washing up. Lifts-her-tail puts the ketchup bottle in her bra.
• Lifts-her-tail meets tha gardener, Hikari, in the garden.