Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-06

Doing It

• Heading back to Absalom for some shopping
  • Clear Spindle Aeon Stone identified!
    • When it's in use, you no longer need to eat or drink.
  • Entangling Fusion Seal identified!
    • Once per day, can be used to entangle a foe for 1d4 rounds with no save
    • Junk applied it to his weapon, starting 24h timer to do eet
• SET COURSE FOR PRIORITY TRANSMISSION POINT.
  • We pinpoint the signature is coming from a specific asteroid.
    • It looks boring.
    • One side of the asteroid is wavering a bit
    • Suspect an illusion
    • As we approach, we see a spaceport!
• We find an airlock and some cargo.
  • H4NZ sends his drone out to scout. He finds the dock controls.
  • We depressurize the dock. The cargo floats out.
  • Volkas uses our plasma beam to annihilate the airlock doors.
• Drone scouts. The station is a ring. Crew quarters, computer room, SPIKED FLOATING SKULL PATROL WTF (Bone Drone ~.^)
  • More drones, oh god
  • Eoxian mechanic pops out
    • COMMAND UNDEAD. I suggest he comes out to chat with us and stand his bone drones down.
• Station is called the Iron Ricktus?
  • Eoxian dude is here looking for the cult of the devourerer too
  • He doesn't think his friends would like to help us
    • His cmdr (Iron Commander Rictus) wants to turn people into slaves so he's probably a dick
• My mindslave shows me the station's power core (he found it)
  • I check it out. It's a high-end Arcus Maximum.
  • I try to fuck it up so it looks like it has a fault
    • I fail. Fuck it, turn it off.
    • Ask the mindslave to radio it in and get more mechanics down here
  • One mechanic goes down there. We get to the computer core.
• One mechanic left guarding the core (he's trying to reboot after power got restored)
  • We rig the door to lock it
  • The guy in the computer room tells us to sit tight and wait for the cmdr to enslave us
  • The other two engineers show up and knock on the door. We thumbs-up!
  • We shit a smoke grenade to obscure the view from the pleixglass door so they can't see us murdering the dude.
• COMBAT TIME BBY.
  • We surprise the engineer. Our melee team beats the everliving fuck out of him.
  • His bone drone is hooked up to the central console & doesn't seem interested in us.
  • We fortify the door...the other engineers really want in
  • Gowena rips the drone off the console. Volkas smashes it to pieces.
  • We shoot up a computer and then mash the dude's face into it.
    • Want it to look like a computing accident.
    • They buy it, lmao.
    • Despite our great deception, they still want us to gtfo the computer console.
    • Iron Commander Rictus returns in 10 minutes...
    • We assault them.
• Charlie calls me a traitor and attacks me!

Homework

• Iron Commander Rictus is coming.
• I have 3pts of nonlethal electric!