Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-04-13

Doing It

• Charlie's name is LITERALLY Charlie
  • Gowena grabs his communicator
• We kill Charlie & his boner droner.
  • Static Arc Pistol x3 (Theo)
  • Basic Survival Knife x3 (Theo)
  • Comm units x3 (Gowena)
  • Military pins x3 (Gowena)
• H4NZ tries to hack the computer, fails.
  • Theo tells him to move over
  • Theo fails to hack it.
  • Theo asks H4NZ for help. Together, they fuck up badly enough to reboot the computer.
  • They try again and hack it.
  • Lots of info about the stellar killer thingger's core!
  • Emails from the cult -- they have abandoned all activity in pact worlds and gone to Nejeor for some reason
• Iron Cmdr is trying to break into the ASS Spinach Lover.
  • We try to set up a trap: team in power core room
  • Theo makes an illusionary Charlie.
  • They don't buy it.
• Gowena challenges him to a duel
  • He picks her up and throws her into Volkas. It crits.
  • Volkas is KO'd. Gowena is somehow not dead.
  • Rictus fucking destroys H4NZ's drone.
  • Everyone but Theo surrenders
• Theo runs for the reactor
  • Rictus goes apeshit
  • Theo locks the door
  • Rictus fucking smashes it
• OH GOD I RIG IT TO BLOW
  • try negotiating
  • his mechanic fucking crits a computers check to disable my deadman's switch
  • welp
• We are all captured and taken aboard a Big Fucking Massive Bone Ship
  • Yarrak the interregator
  • We tell him some shit
  • Suggest they check out Nejeor
  • THE POWER CORE
  • Welp

Homework

• Everyone but Theo & H4NZ is unconscious
• Uh yeah fuck