Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-05-25

Doing It

• Quentin tells us to solve the mystery & he takes the alive cat
• Vivian doesn't know anything about Biscuit
  • Vivian gives us a card to open any room in the whorehouse!
  • Junk immediately steals it.
• We return to the ship to analyze the cats & hotdog.
  • Junk gives us one dead cat from his mouth.
  • H4NZ does a dead cat autopsy
    • yep, it's a cat, and it's dead.
  • Theo sequences its DNA
    • This cat was cloned by a corp that clones cats.
    • Cat Cloners Unlimited
    • This is a specific model of cat: GingerBruce864430
• Spoogle Cat Cloners Unlimited
  • They are NOT an Absalom company!
  • It's a Cestrovelian company
• H4NZ analyzes the hotdog.
  • Fast-acting deadly poison called Reaper.
  • It's a rhino meat hotdog.
  • Junk knows its used for quick n dirty assassinations. It's hard to recognize the poison.
  • Many gangs / black market offers it.
• Guard dragged into diner
  • We clear the diner out w/ dead cats
  • Interrogate him
  • He cleaned ms smalls room
  • Biscuit is NOT a cat. It's intelligent. Some kind of alien that was cute!
  • He went to clean this morning. He reported it to Quentin.
  • Guy w/ a Briefcase, still in brothel. Visited frequently. bby.
• We find Dwayne, the dude with the brief case Wes mentioned.
  • He owns a cat food store. He brings her catfood.
  • Interrogation.
  • Junk steals his brief case.
  • We meet someone from a band called FAKE who was in the live audience for super hyper deathmatch butthoels
• Junk brings the briefcase back to the ship.
  • Volkas, Junk, and Theo manage to bust the magical locks open.
  • It's fucking briefcase of holding or some shit. Cats SPEW FORTH.
  • 40 Cats!
• We get into Quentin's office
  • He had the hotdog he took from Smalls' room
  • There's a skittermander in a cage with a dead cat in his drawer......
• SOmeone tries to knife Gowena
  • Guards are attacking us