Starfinder:Adventure Log/2018-11-02
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Doing It
- Heading to Bastion of the Stewards office
- Melinda, formerly secretary of Butt Stuff, is now working here
- That detective guy has been complaining to them about HappyCo
- Melinda has been told to ignore complaints about HappyCo, but she's willing to help us since we saved her @ Butt Stuff
- We try to play the threat video & it won't work
- Melinda is unimpressed, but calls her boss
- H4NZ and I hack it & finally manage to get it to play
- Junk makes friends with some shady AF orc in Steward lockup by slyly handing him some meat
- We start talking to Mella & Gygax, some of the Steward detectives(?)
- Their director doesn't believe in this shit, Tiberius has been nagging them about it for months
- Mella "works with" Tiberius? Relationship unclear
- We show them the video & they page their director -- "It's real." -- he's annoyed & comes over
- He beileves us when a personal message for him activates & shows Absalom station being destroyed!
- He asks us to deliver the remaining messages using the portals to Pact worlds in the bastion
- They'll seize our ship & remove the transdimensional locator for analysis to find HappyCo HQ
- We decide to follow up w/ starstone people, the contacts that Tiberius wanted to have vet us
- We don't know where to find them (useless biznuss card...) & decide to head to the library
- On the way: the shady orc is out of lockup & trying to sell Junk a sentient weapon???
- Junk buys more shit
- Volkas takes the starstone card thing & asks the shady orc about it
- He's seen it -- legend says the folks have been touched by the starstone
- He offers us a shitload of money for the card, then tries to steal it -- he has people who would like to "collect" it
- Theo stuns him & politely tells him that he had forgotten to return the card
- Theo asks him if he can arrange a meeting w/ his "collectors" for 5,000c (half now, half later, -2500)
- Gives him a bizniss card
- Volkas fails at using the library computer & opens a lot of porn
- H4NZ gets a nat 20 to close the porn
- Volkas fails at intelligence and becomes sexually aroused by a book about ancient golarian
- H4NZ gets a nat20 reading it and tells Volkas that he's a fucking idiot
- Popo & Theo read Starstone for Dummies. It's in the middle of Absalom station.
- Stone is under heavy guard
- We head for the Starstone tourism areas for Starstone Viewing
- On our way, H4NZ notices people tailing us w/ fake Mr. Potatohead mustaches & glasses
- We decide to approach them ("what'll they do, attack us in the middle of Absalom?")
- As we approach, they rip their disguises off & strike a pose & call out their catchphrase
Roll Initative
- The HappyCo Power Rangers want to re-educate us & are throwing down
- We should try telling them that we're still delivering the messages, per instructions.
