Starfinder:Adventure Log/2019-01-04

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Doing It

  • My pockets begin to glow blueish-green -- tiberius & avenger's cards are doing something
    • beams of light shooting between the cards and forming a map of the pact worlds
    • a reticle forms around the sun: "Twice noticed by our ranks, we summon you. We await you on neutral ground, the Burning Archipeligo. You will recieve further instructions on arrival. For the Pact, the Undying council remains."
    • Undying Council may be related to the Council of the Shattered Stone
  • We head to the docking bay to see if the Stewards have sorted our shit out yet
  • Pass Absalom security folks cleaning up the broken Happy Rangers
    • One is super #MAGA
    • There is a Make Absalom Awesome Again store down the street & Popo wants to go
      • Lots of stuff w/ Bono K Rono's face on it
      • Junk puts a hat on top of his tophat. His tophat EATS the fuckin MAAA hat. Shopkeep gets mad but Junk stealths away.
      • Popo tries to trick the shopkeeper by not swiping her credit stick. He notices & grabs her.
      • She tells him that he's touchin boys and that's GAY
      • He goes apeshit & grabs a scattergun, then shoots Popo in the face. Popo's reflective armour throws it all back in the shopkeep's face.
      • Popo and Junk grab a bunch of MAAA hats and we run like fuck
  • Gaigax is directing Steward technicians
    • Tracking devices gone, explosives no longer accessible remotely
    • AI has been removed (hopefully)
    • No progress on a greater response by the Pact to the HappyCo threat
  • H4NZ checks the ship out & finds no problems.
  • Volkas notices the augary device has done some weird shit in the cargo bay. It's...redecorated? Little fibers of coloured shit are coming off it and sticking into the deck?
    • Popo asks what its doing
    • It's turning the ship into its home
      • Popo asks it to stop & says we'll bring it home
      • Popo says it can fuck around a bit
    • H4NZ determines it may cause glitches in whatever system it may integrate with (currently the hull)
    • Junk tries to attack it
  • Takes us 4 days to reach the burning archipeligo
    • When we arrive, the bizness cards make a new map
      • "Below the chambers of Senate at the hour of Sonray on the Day of the Sun we will hold council"
      • H4NZ: Dawn on the 7th day (of what was Golarion)
  • We meet an group of folks in fancy dress as we exit the ship. They're talking to strangers about the Dawnshore.
    • Xenowardens, druidic mystics that follow the Green Faith
    • Popo gives one a MAAA hat
    • Jora of the Xenowardens is hiring mercs to handle a delicate matter
      • Offers us 5k credits to liberate one of their research centers @ Verdeon dome from poachers -- doesn't want us to discuss what we find inside w/ anyone
      • Popo says OK
  • It's the 5th day currently, so we have to kill time until the 7th.
    • We find a tour guide and try to get oriented to the area:
      • Popo bribes him with a MAAA hat (jesus christ)
      • Old people talk about things at the Senate chambers. They pass some rules and stuff. Every bubble has representatives.
      • Verdeon has plants and things, as well as the Gaming Complex with eSports.
      • Xenoseekers are trying to collect plants from every Pact world & put them in their lab
      • Looking for bad people
        • Baby Merchants in Corona's Brass Bazaar
        • Asaunatown may have some bad people -- ALSO A TON OF IMMIGRANTS that are anti-MAAA (dem dere lashutu')
  • H4NZ suggests we go boot the poachers so we can get favour w/ the Xenoseekers; they may be able to help us rally the burning archipeligo to fight HappyCo
  • We flag a scientist down
    • The Xenoseekers have 9 labs here lol
    • Popo remind us the lab is Antiren
    • AbadarCorp recently purchased the lab
    • Some of the labs are usually corporate funded, Abadar did a hostile buy-out on the lab in question
    • HappyCo has not been welcome in the Archipelig
    • Scientist suggests that AbadarCorp would be strongly opposed to HappyCo
  • H4NZ tells us the Xenowardens are druids & researchers who seek knowledge & medical discoveries. Generally good guys.
  • We decide to visit the Antiren lab and talk to someone from AbadarCorp
    • Guards stop us & tell us the lab is under quarentine for undisclosed reason
    • Popo convinces guards that we had an appt with the lab manager
    • Guard tells us Gary (the manager) is currently in the Fireside bubble
    • We thank the guard
    • Junk suddenly pulls a fire djinni bottle out of his mouth & throws it at the guards. It bounces off their armour and lands on the ground.
    • Junk shoots the bottle. It explodes, throwing the guards all over (one is KO'd, one is dead).
    • Junk hacks the entrance to the lab & stealths in

Next time

  • Help the surviving guard to save face w/ AbadarCorp?
  • Or take the lab?